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FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are they asking a trick question?

Facebones , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Ironically it was more of a hassle than y2k ended up being lol

Illecors , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Could elaborate a bit on the scanner-becoming-camera thing? I’ve never heard of that before.

Absolutely cool picture!

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

For sure!

I opened up an old Canon flatbed scanner and more or less removed anything that wasn’t the sensor or the mechanical assembly pulling it along. The optical assembly is hacked together with black foam board, an acrylic magnifying glass and too much gaffers tape.

Think of it as a pinhole shoebox camera with a scanner at the back, instead of photo paper or film.

Illecors ,

Thank you! I like the engineering feel it all.

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

Perfect for deep frying! You will not regret eating this much deep-fried peanut butter.

profoundninja , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

Please don’t log my calculator inputs it’s more embarrassing than my browser history is.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

log()

humbletightband ,

Why? Does it have 80085?

invisiblegorilla ,

55378008

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Worse, lots of really basic math

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4

pdxfed ,

32, big deal

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

Source?

Sludgeyy ,

7+6=

AngryCommieKender ,

13 ± X

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re joking, but sometimes I put even simpler stuff into a calculator and then realize what the fuck I just did.

E.g.: 4 * 100.

diemartin ,
AllNewTypeFace , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

A disproportionate number of these cranks appear to be British expats in Greece or Cyprus.

cm0002 , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

The mistake was pushing it on Friday morning like a bunch of amateurs, they’re supposed to push it out scheduled on Friday at 5:03PM so you have enough time to get to your car and off the parking lot

flango ,

Exactly hahaaha!!

merc ,

AFAIK it was a Thursday night push for people in US mountain time / pacific time. But, that ends up being Friday early morning in Europe and Friday mid-day in Asia.

postnataldrip ,

Was about 3pm here /cries in Australian

We regularly get screwed over during business hours by things being pushed out overnight in the US/UK

jaschen , to lemmyshitpost in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

abcd , to memes in The likes the upvotes

The highest level of achievement is missing: Getting only two downvotes on Stackoverflow

Krauerking ,

Has… Has that ever been accomplished??? The elders must know!

Also not enough information to say this is an issue have you just tried checking your logs?

abcd ,

Your answer doesn’t solve the issue and is a duplicate. I’ll double downvote you right now

😉

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

And the highest level of disappointment is finding a 10 year old stack overflow post that is exactly the problem you’re having, but then discover that not only does it not have an answer but you’re the one who asked it 😭

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat ,

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

CorrodedCranium , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It can be both!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

bitchkat , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

expatriado , to memes in The likes the upvotes

2k on Lemmy? that would be like all of us 😂

Pistcow ,

I have a 265 comment upvote. That’s like 30% of the lemmy population.

Perhapsjustsniffit ,

I’ve got a 118 and I’m pretty sure I’m almost a cult leader now.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

200 here and it was

pornFoodporn, something i coocked and ate

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar
Rai ,

584 here!

But it was during the Reddit exodus and an off-the-cuff complainpost about something that I didn’t miss from Reddit.

CanadianCarl ,

My friend uses reddit religiously still. And keeps sending me links to posts there. So, I send him lemmy posts.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Coocked, that’s some new word

RogueBanana ,

I got 141 once, that’s 3 digits. Another 3 digit number is 999 which is half way there to 1998 which is 2k anyway. So I basically got 2k and I am famous on Lemmy AMA.

RandomVideos ,

Questions:

  1. How did you get this good at math?
  2. Is someone with a post with 142 upvotes even more famous than you or is that impossible?
ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

SatanMCF got a -185 vote once, and I presume that wasn’t its bottom. (he’s against OHS)

Churbleyimyam ,

Show me.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,
Churbleyimyam ,

I’m impressed…

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I got one post (not comment) over 600 and I felt like I was elected mayor or something

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

MAU is currently at about 45k, up from the low point of about 30k six months ago. The exodus spike subsided over over long time but now that users that didn’t stick have been shed, you can see the user base growing again, though slowly.

pruwybn ,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Hey, it’s happened once in the past month!

lemmefixdat4u , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a767c415-45e7-40ca-bd76-682082f43615.jpeg

My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD’s! (They even painted it orange)

joyjoy , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Hello, ground!

casmael ,

What a good name!

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