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MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Republic of Cyprus is fed up with this sovcit.
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Does he live in Cyprus? Can I send all my debts to them too? Lol

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

He does not, that’s the hilarious part.

MrJameGumb ,
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It seems no one made the people of Cyprus aware that they’re on the hook for the outstanding debts of every idiot in the world lol imagine their surprise 😂

FlyingSquid ,
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More importantly, did he wad up that letter and stick it in his shoe before taking a picture of it or something?

Shard , to memes in The likes the upvotes

Hey I’d settle for 10 million likes on YouTube… In views alone thats worth like $100k in ad revenue. But given that likes are typically only 10% of viewership, that means a video liked by 10 million probably has 100 million views. Which is about $1 million in ad revenue for just that video, assuming a low end payout of $0.01 per view.

Carrot ,

That’s not a low end payout per view. Typically it’s a fraction of a cent (USD) per view. Typically ads pay out per 1000 views, and the average of that is $0.38. To make the math easier, we’ll call it $0.50 per 1000 views, or $0.0005 per view. On top of this, YouTube takes their 45% cut, which means you’re looking at more like $0.00025 per view. Of course, that’s the average, and for a larger channel with the right audience you’re more likely to see a CPM (cost per mille, mille being 1000 in French) of a few dollars. Let’s call it $5.00, which would come to a CPM of $0.005, or roughly $0.0025 after YouTube takes their cut. That’s still $25,000 for 10 million views, which is a ton of money, but I think people have a tendency to overinflate how much money comes from Youtube ads.

GBU_28 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to put their children in a private trust.

Thusly

pelletbucket , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

can we trick them all into going the same place

FlickeringScreens , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

I’m sureeeeeeeee you randomly got this message. surrreee

FlickeringScreens ,

Downvote is from OP fr fr

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.
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Are they asking a trick question?

Facebones , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Ironically it was more of a hassle than y2k ended up being lol

Illecors , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Could elaborate a bit on the scanner-becoming-camera thing? I’ve never heard of that before.

Absolutely cool picture!

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

For sure!

I opened up an old Canon flatbed scanner and more or less removed anything that wasn’t the sensor or the mechanical assembly pulling it along. The optical assembly is hacked together with black foam board, an acrylic magnifying glass and too much gaffers tape.

Think of it as a pinhole shoebox camera with a scanner at the back, instead of photo paper or film.

Illecors ,

Thank you! I like the engineering feel it all.

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

Perfect for deep frying! You will not regret eating this much deep-fried peanut butter.

profoundninja , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

Please don’t log my calculator inputs it’s more embarrassing than my browser history is.

Andromxda ,
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log()

humbletightband ,

Why? Does it have 80085?

invisiblegorilla ,

55378008

Zorsith ,
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Worse, lots of really basic math

jballs ,
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Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4

pdxfed ,

32, big deal

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

Source?

Sludgeyy ,

7+6=

AngryCommieKender ,

13 ± X

user224 ,
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You’re joking, but sometimes I put even simpler stuff into a calculator and then realize what the fuck I just did.

E.g.: 4 * 100.

diemartin ,
AllNewTypeFace , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.
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A disproportionate number of these cranks appear to be British expats in Greece or Cyprus.

cm0002 , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

The mistake was pushing it on Friday morning like a bunch of amateurs, they’re supposed to push it out scheduled on Friday at 5:03PM so you have enough time to get to your car and off the parking lot

flango ,

Exactly hahaaha!!

merc ,

AFAIK it was a Thursday night push for people in US mountain time / pacific time. But, that ends up being Friday early morning in Europe and Friday mid-day in Asia.

postnataldrip ,

Was about 3pm here /cries in Australian

We regularly get screwed over during business hours by things being pushed out overnight in the US/UK

jaschen , to lemmyshitpost in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
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Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

abcd , to memes in The likes the upvotes

The highest level of achievement is missing: Getting only two downvotes on Stackoverflow

Krauerking ,

Has… Has that ever been accomplished??? The elders must know!

Also not enough information to say this is an issue have you just tried checking your logs?

abcd ,

Your answer doesn’t solve the issue and is a duplicate. I’ll double downvote you right now

😉

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

And the highest level of disappointment is finding a 10 year old stack overflow post that is exactly the problem you’re having, but then discover that not only does it not have an answer but you’re the one who asked it 😭

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat ,

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

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