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Dorkyd68 ,

Alcohol will just make you more depressed eventually. Haven’t tried fentany… yetl, will slam one iv style and report back

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The only thing I’m pisseed about is the fact that I was unaware of its existence. Fuck the system

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Make everything cheaper! We are being price gouged left and duxkibg right

Who would win: every human in the world vs. every animal in the world?

I’m thinking the animals would easily defeat us, since trying to get all 8 billion+ humans to agree on a plan of attack would be a near-impossible task. By the time we’d be done trying to coordinate a plan, I figure the lions and cheetahs would have already devoured us, not to mention the larger animals like the elephants....

Dorkyd68 ,

What about a swarm of disease carrying rodents that when bite cause severe illness

Dorkyd68 ,

You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty easy really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese

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Fuck me conservatives are so… I wanna say dumb but that just doesn’t quite hit the mark, hmmmm how about “brother fucking sister stupid” yeah that works

If a left wing cell carrier tried to enter the market everyone would be like…tf? No. But conservatives are another breed and by that I mean inbred

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While reading I was like ok maybe he’s not so bad. He says the man has right to protest, right on Jerry. Then he says “a lil jew hate to spice up the show” get fucked sienfeld

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Jfc, who cares… fuck the queen. Death the to the monarchy

Dorkyd68 ,

Mine burnt out half the led strips in 3 years. Will never buy again. Idc how affordable they are. I miss when appliances and electronics were built to last, not break after a few years.

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I mean fucking duh. But honestly who gives af what he has to sy?

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Anyone that supports muskrat is an automatic pos in my book. He’s an evil degenerate.

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You’re right it’s a disservice to the glorious beings that are muskrats. How about we just call him… sir shitstain nazi mckfuckface?

Dorkyd68 ,

Blink 182 as well! Though I’m not much a fan of mark anymore as he’s some sort of pawn for the US govt uap topic imo

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Lol. He’s a kicker. Who cares what he has to say

samojedesamu , to aww
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Love the pup. But my God chill with the hashtags

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As an insanely hairy man, I kinda like the idea. Imma start conditioning my pubes and chest hair. Hell may even straighten my bhole hair idk

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What a gorgeous pup. I’d like to see a pic of op since they are being so judgey

Dorkyd68 ,

God on you for owning it haha. However sir and or ma’am I’m sure you’re very beautiful and you should rock that shit

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This pleases me. Good on you baron. You have your whole life ahead of you, no need to ruin by following daddy’s foot steps

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I just can’t with the dumb anymore. I’m surprised they don’t call bananas woke, cause ya know phallic and that gay

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I’ve always been attracted to Hispanic women so… I had to confirm ops video, I started looking. I think I found it. Can confirm momma is muy Caliente. Racism is over

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Right? I only ever use pics to refer back to certain incidents “like see, on the 8th of December this what happened that day Cindy you fucking liar” and so on

Dorkyd68 ,

You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I’m out of here. ~basketball

Dorkyd68 ,

I live in rural Oklahoma and they are gonna start popping off in my back yard any week now. I love sitting in my yard on a warm summer night watching them come in by the hundreds. I heard they are becoming endangered though idk

[Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

Seen a lot of posts on Lemmy with vegan-adjacent sentiments but the comments are typically very critical of vegan ideas, even when they don’t come from vegans themselves. Why is this topic in particular so polarising on the internet? Especially since unlike politics for example, it seems like people don’t really get upset by...

Dorkyd68 ,

My ex was vegan. While I have absolutely no problem with the practice of being vegan, she would critique and criticize nearly everything I ate. It was extremely exhausting. Nothing against vegans personally however some of them won’t shut up about it and try to make you feel bad

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I get it. I do. But electric stoves are just meh. Gas burns quicker and more evenly. But if it comes down to it and I need to switch I will no problem. I just wish there was a solution to the cooking with gas issue as it cooks best imo

Dorkyd68 ,

Yup yup. I’m in Oklahoma and am VERY familiar with ice storms that knock power out. Luckily I have a furnace that can run off of gas or electric, so I can still have heat so long as I power the outlet for said furnace off my truck. But the gas fireplace burns no matter the situation. My power got knocked out on the coldest day of the year last year. Wind chill was around -6 and gas literally saved my butt from freezing off

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I had to leave at 18. My drunk ass dad and i were at each other’s throats constantly. Plus dating sucks when you live at home

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