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Dorkyd68 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

“i” am dumber for having read this

Etterra ,

I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn’t have anything to do with America so I don’t know what’s going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that’s standard issue crazy.

Snapz , to funny in There's just something about it

“No, it’s not.”

“No…no, it’s not… But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?”

protist , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Dear “judge,”

“i” order you to drop my case.

Sincerely,

“i”

TragicNotCute , to cat in Someone is unhappy that they were kicked out of the kitchen while eggs were being prepared
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

I legit thought that cat was wearing furry paw cuffs.

Lemjukes , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

LyD ,

Disagree, I really needed it.

thisbenzingring ,

Yeah I didn’t get the joke until then. It’s perfect as is

Lemjukes ,

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

Ghostwurm , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
@Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca avatar

Wushu Dolls, intensifies

hotpot8toe , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

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  • dual_sport_dork ,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.

    Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.

    moody ,

    Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.

    flambonkscious ,

    Nah, I love those things.

    That horrible abortive fiat multipla, however, will always gather my scorn. Even when discontinued, it was just that ugly with it’s 6 headlights and two noses

    Holyginz ,

    So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.

    renzev ,

    It’s not a joke tho?

    pyre , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

    excuse me, what do you mean “my country”? not very sovereign of you.

    ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

    “Oh no, not again.”

    captainlezbian , to greentext in Anon notices

    Lesbians go either way here ironically

    JackbyDev ,

    The stereotype (that I’m aware of) is that lesbians love dogs.

    captainlezbian ,

    Yeah you have dog lesbians (me) and cat lesbians (my wife if she wasn’t allergic). Mind you cats love me too, and I love them back. But yeah both groups exist as internal stereotypes.

    janNatan , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

    Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”

    turbowafflz , to linuxmemes in Congratulations all.

    Does windows not have any reliable filesystem snapshot capabilities? Because as soon as I learned about this whole thing my first thought was just that it would be easy to fix just rollback to the snapshot before the update

    scholar ,

    Hard to roll back when you’re stuck in a boot loop

    Routhinator ,
    @Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

    Not to mention the patch being applied was being applied at boot, so rollback > patch > crash; repeat

    turbowafflz ,

    Wait did they not stop serving the broken release to clients even after they realized the problem? I guess I wouldn’t be surprised but wow that’s worse than I expected

    scholar ,

    The fault was a driver, so if the faulty driver loaded at boot the machine would bsod again. If the machine got network before the driver loaded there was a chance that it could download and install the fixed driver

    turbowafflz ,

    Not if you can boot from an old snapshot like BTRFS and ZFS can

    TheFriar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

    The people who built them, no. But the slavers who ordered them built…

    clay_pidgin ,

    Historians don’t think the great pyramid were built by slaves, but farmers paying their taxes through labor for the kingdom.

    pineapplelover ,

    I thought they worked for alcohol

    PythagreousTitties ,

    Don’t we all?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Just grueling labor enforced with the threat of violence then.

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Or religious zeal. Or boredom.

    There’s some speculation that the Pyramids were a kind of jobs program - the proverbial Keynesian “paying people to dig holes and fill them up again” trick to a perpetual growth economy - that gave Egypt a degree of stability and developed culture not seen outside the region for centuries.

    The original Pharaohs came to power as a religiously-themed accounting/insurance bureaucracy. They administered the stockpiles of reserve grain after the harvest and paid it back out again during the growing season. But in traditional corrupt bureaucratic fashion, leveraged their control over the information of who was owed what and how much to accrue wealth to themselves. Then they started leveraging their newfound wealth to commission large arts projects - palaces and sculptures and such - as the population grew larger and more sophisticated. Finally, they were mobilizing tens of thousands of artisans and laborers to build these super massive tombs. The system worked for thousands of years, until they were colonized by neighboring territories with even more advanced technology and sophisticated bureaucracy.

    But the idea that it was just a big guy with a whip hitting a bunch of smaller guys misses how these large theocratic governments functioned in practice. The real power of the throne was the ability to read and write, to know how much agricultural surplus the country had accrued in prior years, and to cultivate favors through the timely repayment of debts. The accounting system gave people a sense of equity and reliability, which became a means of justifying violence when it was periodically doled out. Faith in the system was so high that its administrative leadership was considered god-like, via their ability to successfully manage a large population of agricultural workers so successfully.

    It wasn’t violence that compelled people to build the pyramids. It was trust in the reliability of a large and efficient bureaucracy.

    captain_aggravated ,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Plus…a worker’s village excavated on the Giza plateau contained large rows of bakeries, evidence that the workers ate meat, fish and vegetables, had extraordinarily good healthcare (evidence of life saving amputations and setting of broken bones, etc).

    Imagine you’re an individual young man in ancient Egypt, and it word comes around that the king is building the world’s biggest triangle or whatever, and they need help moving the giant stone blocks. Any young men who volunteer will be fed lots of great food and beer. They’re recruiting young women in the tens of thousands to work in the kitchens, bakeries and breweries.

    “Hey I think I’m going to Giza to check out this big triangle thing.”

    redisdead ,

    So, slavery with extra steps

    clay_pidgin ,

    Are taxes slavery? This was the method they had.

    redisdead ,

    Is forced labor under the threat of violence slavery?

    shasta ,

    Not when the alternative is to pay a percentage if your income like everyone else

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    laughs in dated Rick & Morty bit

    Artyom , to greentext in Anon notices

    Honest (and depressing) answer: dogs are larger and more expensive, so anyone who isn’t living on dual-income will prefer a cat. Being a woman is expensive, transitioning is expensive, being a guy who “just needs a bed and 4 walls” is cheaper, so dogs are back on the table.

    EddoWagt ,

    What do women need that’s so much more expensive than what men need?

    Slatlun ,

    Look up “pink tax” and “gender pay gap”.

    BigPotato ,

    Tampons and whatever the latest trendy things are?

    EddoWagt ,

    I have no idea how many tampons a woman needs in a month, but a pack of 32 is €5 so that can’t be a big expense

    And whatever the latest trend is, is not something necessary so you can’t blame it on that either

    BigPotato ,

    Are you taking things seriously in a greentext post?

    angstylittlecatboy ,

    Doesn’t explain gay men.

    PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

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