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Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Title
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I’m surprised to not see any songs by Stone Sour.

FozzyOsbourne , to lemmyshitpost in Title
MacNCheezus OP ,
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Nice. Subscribed.

Omgboom , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.
mariusafa ,

Bruh what

Omgboom ,

Oh it gets way weirder. Sorry for the reddit link

reddit.com/…/webcomics_the_bisexual_genderswapped…

mariusafa ,

Hell no. There are people that have to much free time.

wander1236 , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.
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Is this from a Ben Garrison masterpiece?

TragicNotCute ,
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The gun isn’t labeled. I doubt it’s Ben’s work.

Sorse , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.
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Viking_Hippie , (edited )

The ear being a man’s face is a nice touch 😄

MossyFeathers ,

Those are ears lol

Viking_Hippie ,

D’oh! I knew that! 😄

edits comment

tostiman ,
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Amazing

DannyBoy ,

Cursed

UtMan1988 ,

Barney Hopps

Thcdenton ,

CALHOOOON

humbletightband , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.

The true question is whether the guy lying down is black or not

Prunebutt , to lemmyshitpost in I may have gotten the photo from this communuty.

Am I the only one thinking that PC culture would shoot you if you didn’t find the rabbit cop sexy?

dogsoahC ,

I’d say it was very much intentional to make that character attractive. Which is a weird choice for an anthropomorphic rabbit, especially in a kids movie.

Prunebutt ,

Also, PC culture is full of gays, furries, gay furries and other based people.

They were making a movie full of anthropomorphic animals, including skinny gazelle popstars and Tony the tiger lookalikes. They knew they were making furry-fodder.

MossyFeathers ,

Shakira supposedly actually had a lot of input on Gazelle’s character design, which would kinda potentially make her (Gazelle) the most expensive fursona in the world (depending on how you define “fursona”).

surewhynotlem ,

You’re telling on yourself.

But it’s ok. Lean into it. Embrace your furry side.

Rai ,

The movie was made BY furries FOR furries

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Not really? It’s just a Disney movie, all characters are attractive. Nick Wilde is also made to be hot.

Drivebyhaiku ,

Political correctness was fired in the early 2000’s. It was dissected as something called “cold politeness” that wasn’t really doing anything but making corporations and beaurcratic systems feel better about doing something to fix problems by slapping a new coat of paint over the mold. They subtly hired “Hey maybe just stop being a dick to people” into the role but nobody noticed it was a totally different guy.

Now when people talk about what PC would say “Don’t be a Dick” struggles with feelings of never being acknowledged for the actual work they’re doing. Forget what that ass PC did and try getting to know “Don’t be a Dick” on their own terms will ya? They are not so bad and probably very supportive of your opinion on sexy rabbits. They attend some furry conventions I’m sure.

Prunebutt ,

Jessie, what the hell are you talking about?.jpeg

Coreidan , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

That would make me piss my ass out

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop

Demdaru , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

helpImTrappedOnline ,
Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
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I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

tobogganablaze , to lemmyshitpost in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

Num10ck ,

what does that much sodium do to a person?

qarbone ,

He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

roguetrick ,

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

bitwaba ,

Make them happy

Crashumbc ,

Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

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