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Gork , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.

spujb , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

*better

andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Idk about chicken, but pancakes on the shovel, mmm.

Pancakes served on showels to the crowd during some fucked up russian celebration years ago

riodoro1 ,

Eat little piggies. The shovel is all yours.

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6d9e177-cbc3-4ffd-ae15-5568b075c0c6.gif

FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,

bonk

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justme , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Yeah, like she has usually 8 clients a day…

portifornia , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

Hubi , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked photo
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!hardimages

jelloeater85 , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.

A_Chilean_Cyborg , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

Why you had to bring this up again??? Whyyyy you had to make me remember that was a thing? 😭😭

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The memes will continue until morale improves

SonicBlue03 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it

Eggsicle…aka Cholesterol Pop.

Syltti , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

Kolanaki , to funny in Gotta make do with what you have
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You can’t fool me. That raccoon dog doesn’t have giant balls.

Malfeasant , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

It doesn’t say what to do with them… If I see something like that with no context, I’m breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions…

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Now that’s an interesting plot twist

Iheartcheese , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Worked in animal crossing

TropicalDingdong , to lemmyshitpost in You can taste the freedom

"but sweety, you haven’t touched you nug-guns"

simplejack ,
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Nugguns does sound pretty cute.

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