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portifornia ,

It’s not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:

Queen bees and Dodo birds

… - I think that checks out.

portifornia ,

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

portifornia ,

Oh that’s interesting! Locally in the US I’m always noticing the opposite: it’s all briefs or boxer-briefs, rarely boxers.

portifornia ,

Lol, that explains why I’m always in boxers! 😅

anders , to programmerhumor

Stupid people always say no

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portifornia ,

There is no say, only stupid or stupid not!

I hope someday we'll find a way to pirated a car (lemmy.world)

In the end, the KIA car company made its cars into subscription models, I really hate this because in the end the car we buy with our own money doesn’t feel like it belongs to us. Should we finally buy an old school car ? so as not to be affected by this subscription models or is there a way to crack the software installed in...

portifornia ,

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

portifornia ,

I totally get that, but for what it’s worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

portifornia ,

Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

portifornia ,

Don’t forget: “accept terrible treatment from management”

portifornia ,

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason (www.engadget.com)

Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason::Netflix has decided to open a number of brick-and-mortar locations to sell items based on hit shows, offer dining and provide live events. There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’

portifornia ,
  • Striga Strudel
  • Fleder Focaccia
  • Bruxa Borscht

Nom nom nom!

portifornia ,

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don’t know, I think there’s room for appropriate change here;

  • Twater
  • Twit’er
  • Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they’ve devolved from Twitter!?

portifornia ,

No, as both gravitational and em waves travel at the speed of light, the “we’re all screwed” things we could ever observe would only ever be slowed-down/distorted (by things that could even do such a thing like a black hole) as they approach us.

So it’d be a happy little surprise (short of worm-holes or tachyons existing), on year 26,000.

That’s not too say life as we know it would end immediately. We might make it generations before the real chaos affected us on earth. On a smaller scale, if the sun blipped out of existence, sure, we’re 💯 doomed and we’d know it after 8.3 minutes, but some of us might make it a solid week before all life on earth was expunged 😅.

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