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SPRUNT , to lemmyshitpost in Cow

Moo

DJDarren , to lemmyshitpost in Cow

Cow

TheCheddarCheese , to lemmyshitpost in Cow
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guy trying to turn into animals and i’m here barely even being able to lucid dream and when i do i can’t do any of the cool shit promised

solivine ,
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It’s weird, it’s kind of like tricking your brain into knowing what’s possible.

saltesc ,

It doesn’t know how to be a cow. Just like it doesn’t know why punching and running is weak because your asleep and semi-paralysed nervous system isn’t giving the usual feedback and brain’s like, “I dunno.”

solivine ,
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I’ve never had the punching and running being weak thing, I don’t really understand that

Kage520 ,

I am terrible at lucid dreaming. Gave up after having only a few successful times. My experience though is, anything too far outside your normal real experiences will cause you to wake up.

I tried breathing underwater for a couple lucid dreams. I woke up before I would have inhaled water in the dream. I got scuba certified before my next attempt, and all the sudden, I was able to breathe underwater in my dreams.

Kind of disappointing. If I can’t break the rules of life in my dreams what’s the point of lucid dreaming? Maybe once VR gets good enough it can bridge the gap and give me close enough experiences that I can replicate them in dreams.

otacon239 ,

Lucid dreaming can have more to do with visualizing the possibilities. There’s a great quote from Waking Life that touches on exactly this:

The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything.

Lucid dreaming lets you see how obtainable those dreams can be.

shaman1093 ,

Great movie

Worx , to lemmyshitpost in Cow

No moo for you :(

Mac , to lemmyshitpost in I heard you wanted more

not sure why this wouldn’t follow the standard naming convention and be “joes”.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Because that would be pronounced differently, wouldn’t it.

Mac ,

no

walden , to assholedesign in Amazon refusing to show me the price of something if I do not add it to cart

What’s the price when you add it to your cart? Websites do this when they are selling something for “less than what ASUS allows us to advertise”. If it’s less than $43.25 when you add it to your cart, that’s why.

Still dumb, but at least there’s a reason.

LodeMike OP ,

No it’s identical.

Lev_Astov , to lemmyshitpost in Title
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I particularly appreciate the armored cow.

Bishma , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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In the PNW at least, faces like that also crafted the beer. Ashes to ashes, beard to beard.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Hops to malt

altima_neo ,
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Was gonna say, these guys look like my neighbors, my sisters husbands, and co workers.

These guys look like me…

Aw fuck!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

You’re your sister’s husband? Wouldn’t that put you quite a distance southeast of the PNW?

altima_neo ,
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Nah, lol. Im just saying everyone here looks the same

Nastybutler , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

I feel attacked.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I didn’t say anything negative about them.

gregorum , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

gregorum ,

They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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“Monogamy? In this economy?”

gregorum ,

In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.

pipows , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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Me and the boys

yamapikariya , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate
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Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes

Gabu , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.

Landsharkgun , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.

explodicle ,

No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Disturbingly accurate

These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.

menemen ,
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I am on their side. Do what you want, it’s your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.

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