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nightwatch_admin , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit
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Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

dual_sport_dork ,
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Or Geoff.

snownyte , to lemmyshitpost in That's Life
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I always almost wonder what exactly villains do when they've failed to beat the superhero and didn't get caught. Now we know.

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in That's Life
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Gives me Russia vibes.

Pizkellate ,

Or small town rural Canada

sirico ,
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superman red son

MsPenguinette , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

db2 ,

That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.

MsPenguinette ,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

db2 ,

https://files.catbox.moe/3mdt6i.jpg

beebarfbadger ,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

beebarfbadger ,

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

ceenote , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit
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Fresh from the factory

geekworking ,

You mean Fxctory

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit
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Put it in H!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f090ec67-9dd7-41e0-9187-13452bf764cf.png

eestileib ,

What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.

axsyse ,

This is valid and I hate it.

Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha’s calculation (because I’m lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares

MeanEYE , to lemmyshitpost in Seems legit
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Probably is more reliable and runs better.

beebarfbadger ,

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal
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So if I buy three , how much is that divided by 0?

ironhydroxide , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

This may be the only case of “you’ll own nothing and you will like it” that I can agree with.

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

Let’s do the math: 0 items cost 0 money. So that’s what you pay.

0 items cost 0 money. That’s what you would pay without the offer. 0 times 50% is 0 money, as the sign says.

I see nothing wrong with the logic. I guess OP just doesn’t understand math or preys upon people who don’t.

Opisek ,

Wait, I’m paying 0 money instead of 0 money? But 0 money is 500% times 0 money. Why am I paying 5 times more for this “sale”???

lugal ,

Now that I think about it, maybe “sale” isn’t the right word but still you don’t really pay five times more. According to your own calculation, you pay five times as much which is four times more. You’re clearly exaggerating.

orl0pl , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

buy 0, get -1

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in What a deal

Cue confused customers not sure how to get the sale and completely not understanding the concept of buying zero means not buying anything.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne

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