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bilb , to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

hex_m_hell ,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

cm0002 ,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

Desistance , to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
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One Florida is enough, thanks.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

hperrin ,

s/enough/too many/

Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I bless the rains down at Applebee’s.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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We’re gonna take some time to eat the things we never had

jaybone ,

Hurry boy, she’s waiting there for food.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

And I still eat it - unsweetened cotton candy and all

DanVctr ,

This is how new superheros are born

Omgarm ,

This is also what keeps life expectancy lower.

wowwoweowza , to memes in Crazy fact

Listen — I’m just trying to get things straight. Isn’t this the very definition of a Shitpost?

TheBat ,
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dessalines ,

His reaction looks like he’s getting interviewed by Dr. Steve Brule.

wowwoweowza ,

Thought so. There’s a good Shitpost community here in Lemmy.

machinaeZER0 ,

I’ve never seen this before but it’s immediately one of my favorite gifs of all time

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  • wowwoweowza ,

    You’re the only one who gets it.

    Zehzin , to memes in Lunch time
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    My god that pan must have some serious weapons of mass destruction

    Gork ,

    Aluminum!

    Tubes!

    pingveno ,

    Time to make some Freedom Fries!

    XTornado ,

    some serious weapons of mass destruction

    Fucking Teflon.

    DampSquid , to memes in Crazy fact

    I’ve also heard rumours that he stood where he was told to

    starman2112 , to pics in A still from an ad for a new show, Tracker, on CBS - Anything jump out at you?
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    Starting to feel like numerology. I hesitate to link anything to nazis just because of a four digit number, without any context at all

    huginn ,

    1488 is 100% a Nazi number and if you see it your first thought should immediately be “Nazi” every time.

    In this case it’s because the show has a character with links to Nazis.

    starman2112 , (edited )
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    The show isn’t even out yet. What character has links to nazis? It looks like a topographical map to me. I’m not a hiker, and I have no idea how to find the location of where this map is, but it seems insane to me that you would assume that a nazi specifically went out and searched high and low for a map that has the number 1488 on it for absolutely no reason except to have that number appear on a screen.

    mako OP ,

    It’s both a blessing and a curse to be so unaware of what’s happening around you. To think it’s “insane” that a white supremacist placed 1488 on an elevation map says that you neither understand how incredibly easy that would be to accomplish and that you aren’t aware of the rising tide of racial hate that was invigorated in 2016 and hasn’t felt much pushback since.

    It’s so not “insane” that it could easily be the most likely reason for splashing 1488 across TV screens around the country during the last regular season football game of the year.

    Nazis and racists are everywhere. They work everywhere. They live everywhere. And they’re feeling incredibly emboldened and inevitable. Whatever reason you choose to believe that led 1488 to be displayed so prominently for everyone to see, an inescapable fact is that every racist that saw it BELIEVES that it was intentionally placed there and got a jolt of dopamine feeling that their message is spreading, that “their time is coming.” That’s the actual insane part.

    PatFussy , to programmerhumor in Thanks, TCP/IP

    Drug engineers

    shalva97 ,

    Senior drug architect

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Drug scrum master

    synae ,
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    IT dealers

    davel , to memes in This will hurt some people 🤕
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    That is something that doesn’t seem American but is.

    YoShipsWalksHere OP ,

    Yeah the meme is incorrect

    runswithjedi , to lemmyshitpost in How to make fish cakes

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  • Agent641 ,

    There are no other steps

    ieightpi , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

    I’m still unconvinced that it isn’t shit

    wreckedcarzz , to memes in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists
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    no UwU

    0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Don't allow others to consume you...

    WTF man, this is like the 5th wholesome post 🤨.

    Ketchup ,

    A true shitpost

    Wirrvogel , to gaming in Was Unity lying yesterday or are they lying today?
    that_one_guy ,

    Don’t worry bro, if we make a terribly designed system that directly benefits our bottom line, we will totally fix it and make it fair. Trust us.

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