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harmsy , to science_memes in It is very therapeutic to garden, though.

Last year I bought a packet of sugar pumpkin seeds just because I thought the flowers looked nice the previous time I’d tried (and failed) to grow pumpkins. Got plenty of pumpkins out of it, saved some of the seeds, and started buying butternut squash when the pumpkins ran out. Saved the seeds from those, too, and now I’ve got seedlings of both popping up. I’m gonna have so much pie!

AlligatorBlizzard , to lemmyshitpost in Finally

Damn it now I’m craving a red bean bun.

BirdEnjoyer ,

my thoughts exactly

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The original bean donut.

Phegan , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Get a bidet and never look back.

(You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)

froh42 , to lemmyshitpost in Shits these days

Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in Who tf
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takes bong hit

Harry, the orcs have occupied Hogwarts and you need to go throw the Philospher’s Stone into Mount Doom to free the Prisoner of Azkaban or Sauron is going to deduct 10 points from Gryffindor.

TubeTalkerX , to lemmyshitpost in Peter Griffin and Ariana Grande

It’s nice to see that Peter was able to move on after Lois’ unfortunate accident…

MoonJellyfish OP ,
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The saddest part is she died while Peter was shoveling snow from the driveway. Just sitting in the car and waiting for him to get in. Carbon monoxide is really dangerous.

I only can imagine the horror he felt when he got in and saw her… not moving…

Ilovethebomb ,

Wait, what? Did they genuinely kill Louis, or is this a joke I’m not in on?

Grandwolf319 ,

I too would like to know this.

I know they killed off Brian.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
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Nah, it’s just my f-ed up sense of humor

chemicalwonka , to lemmyshitpost in Who tf
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asked camly

SkyezOpen ,
psycho_driver , to memes in its true tho

I had a lot of hope for Android in the early days before Google dropped the n’t from their “Don’t be evil” corporate slogan.

MrScottyTay , to games in I'm planning a small free poker tournament amongst gamers on May 15th, anybody interested?

Those house rules seem very strange, to the point where this isn’t really poker anymore.

There’s a reason to the ranking of hands in poker due to the probability of getting them. Your roles make it so that an easier hand to get beats one that’s harder to get. Very bizarre.

FiniteBanjo OP , (edited )

That’s fair, I have taken that criticism to heart, but technically out of 50 cards the probability of getting any full house are the same statistically as any other possible combination. (In the first round)

bardmoss , to lemmyshitpost in Yes

Not the best description I have seen. Any wall that can keep someone out can keep someone in. Just have to change the system inside. The big problem, however, is that nobody understands the term communism and applies it to lots of things which are not. A totalitarian state is not communism. And a Christian nationalist state is no longer a democracy.

ImplyingImplications ,

The big problem, however, is that nobody understands the term communism and applies it to lots of things which are not

I think it’s because terms used in real life often don’t match their definition. The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea is not democratic or a republic. The National Socialist Party were not socialist. The Chinese Communist Party allows billionaires to privately own the means of production. Capitalist America regulates, subsidizes, and bails out corporations instead of allowing a free market.

The real world is more nuanced than the terms used to describe it. It doesn’t help that terms like capitalism, communism, democracy, etc, have gone the way of “literally”. It can mean “literally” or it can mean the exact opposite of “literally”; it depends on context.

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in Bean

HWAT in the British?!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Deconceptualist ,

Oh no, Brits would put it on toast for breakfast. What an abomination 🤢

PatMustard ,

It’s already on toast ya dunce!

Deconceptualist ,

Oh! My mistake, I didn’t previously have the courage to zoom in so I didn’t notice the sad, soggy square underneath…

Thanks, I hate it.

pingveno , to memes in Gotta say the truth

I must be really out of the loop. Where were people saying this?

velox_vulnus , (edited )

A brige in Baltimore collapses because of a ship colliding, with most of it’s crew being Indians and Sri Lankans. Conservatives, being the barbaric creatures that lack brain-cell, called it a terrorist attack. The hate against Indians skyrocketed on social media, especially Twitter and Reddit.

There were a lot of AI generated memes with boats leaving behind a trail of shit, brown people with shit in their hands, and a brown dude being held by a bunch of white dudes wearing a hazmat suit cuz he was being gestured to shit in the toilet and not the street.

And a lot of paj**t and p*ki slurs, as well as lot of conspiracy theory about how these immigrants want to rape and genocide the whites in America.

Pulptastic ,

News outlets made it worse. I read three articles and all three suggestively mentioned the Indian crew but none mentioned non-Indian captains.

They also mentioned the SOS call and power failure so I assumed it was a maintenance problem, not necessarily a people problem.

Hello_Kitty_enjoyer ,

I read three articles and all three suggestively mentioned the Indian crew but none mentioned non-Indian captains.

which three articles were those?

pingveno ,

Huh, I guess I’m just not usually around those sorts of people, even online.

habl , to lemmyshitpost in Title

I have different memories from sleepovers as a boy.

bighatchester ,

Yeah playing GTA with lots of cheats, battlefront 2 or wrestling games. Ps2 was a great era of gaming.

Darrell_Winfield , to lemmyshitpost in Title

Is that the nowhere king?

tubaruco ,

i think thats a pentagram

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Ah, the old switcharoo

jaybone ,

Hold my demon

TimeNaan ,

Way to remind of how bad season 2 of Centaurworld was. What a shame, this show had so much potential.

Pirky ,
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I see the similarities, but the Nowhere King had more legs.

Zerush , (edited ) to memes in Thank you American software
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Spying on user data is a constitutional right of US companies, what are the poor going to live on when they can’t traffic with your data, or when a disgusting red communist company steals their bread? A little more proper patriotism, guys. Bad enough that the EU is cutting the wings of this companies, therefore also don’t use EU apps to make America great again.

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