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caseyweederman , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Perfectly normal Gostak

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

WTF did I just read

caseyweederman ,

Psh. This person doesn’t tunk and it shows.

corus_kt ,

I’m already stuck trying to pob glaud of jenth at a lutt

Gloomy ,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

This felt a bit like it feels for a german to read durch.

intensely_human , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the say command in mac os terminal.

For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.

But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.

This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Setting the record straight
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
NigelFrobisher , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I feel attacked.

tfw_no_toiletpaper , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Why is that so accurate lmao

ZombiFrancis , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

Yeah that fashion is important for making bad red man look neat while they animation cancel through a wall and kill you.

Lightor , to greentext in Anon doesn’t like Elden Ring

I love that a entire genre of the Internet is just shitting on things people like just cuz. How dare you enjoy your little slice of happiness in a world that’s on fire lol.

cRazi_man , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Dear lord, please smite twitter and all on it so that we may be cleansed from the unholy content it exposes us to 👏😔

v4ld1z , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

My brother in christ

gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

He’s Jewish tho, so he’s not.

Also, he’s a fascist

E: reworded for accuracy

BakerBagel ,

Also Jewish, so no Jesus

zerog_bandit ,

Do y’all just call anyone you disagree with Nazis now? Seems a bit Russian to me.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Lmao are you really gonna be a Ben Shapiro apologist? He’s an overt ethnosupremacist of the white variety, and is staunchly aligned with the proto-fascist elements of the far right American political spectrum.

But by all means, check my facts.

GBU_28 ,

I think there was a woosh here

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, Zerog is 100% simping for Shapiro. You should see their Shapiro level takes on everything regarding Israel…

BetaBlake ,

It’s ironic for you to point out Russians because the only people supporting Russians today are conservatives

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, there’s also a bunch of “anti-imperialist” leftist tankies too.

Zwiebel ,

Nazis can be christian

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Fake Ben Shapiro tweets are always hilarious

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Such a plausible thing for him to say I didn't even question it.

Gork ,

I want to believe

FatTony ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

“Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

nilloc ,

Figured Ben would be going a different direction with the theoretical ground hole…

ArbiterXero ,

I literally came to the comments to find out if it was real or not.

Because quite frankly, I would probably believe either way .

db2 ,

I wouldn’t believe he’d have stopped there.

Ranvier ,

I ate the onion on this one for a second.

_tezz ,

Thanks for introducing me to this phrase haha

LodeMike OP ,

You got any more :)

brbposting , (edited )

Hey @LodeMike - loved the post.

After sharing my concerns and receiving affirmational feedback, I have made a very small edit to this image.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg

Please consider using Lemmy’s awesome image hot swap feature to update the image. You may simply tap edit and paste the following link:


<span style="color:#323232;">https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0b64e0dc-3e66-4e0c-81b1-953bdb42b002.jpeg
</span>

If there any mods reading through here, I might suggest a rule asking folks to use their best judgment to include a similar indicator in similar circumstances.

I’m not much of an “/s” guy, but I think these six letters (parody) can avoid misleading without ruining the fun :)

some_guy ,

We don’t need shit like that around here. Conservative / christofascist fucks say enough things that we can malign. Don’t make shit up unless it’s impossible for someone to misperceive as real.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Yeah but it’s funny.

Also, one could argue that by taking the piss out of some of these people, they’ll be taken less seriously overall. Which is a good thing.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like the others, I didn’t think it was fake.

This is the guy who doesn’t think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.

jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-18446786…

And his wife is a doctor too.

cheesecakecat , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
@cheesecakecat@lemmy.world avatar
LodeMike OP ,

I don’t understand

blindbunny ,

You can only use stalker memes if you make a stalker community. Best political discourse ever, fight me.

MehBlah , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Ben the perv assuming everyone else is a perv as well.

LodeMike OP ,

Im pretty sure this isn’t real.

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

But it’s clearly from a Verified™ Account!

hk_a ,

How sure, exactly?

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Are you calling OP a liar?!

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Yes. @LodeMike is a fucking lying piece of shit.

Edit: /s

blindbunny , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

This dude thinks all the pornhub titles are real doesn’t he?

Subnet64 , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
LodeMike OP ,

Oh

qarbone ,

now you see it

TomAwsm ,

Now you don’t (the underwear, I mean)

db2 ,
pigup ,

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OP’s post).

Rusty ,
joshoff , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

LodeMike OP ,

Pardon?

zerog_bandit ,

Just thinking about him spitting in my mouth and calling me an abomination before God makes me flush.

LodeMike OP ,

You’re a different person

vonxylofon ,

I think they know that.

TriPolarBearz ,

Notopbutok

SuddenDownpour ,

My condolences.

Manifish_Destiny ,

ಠ_ಠ

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