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Sho , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I’m amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

AnarchistsForDemocracy , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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Wow, a literal shitpost

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Are you not entertained?

AnarchistsForDemocracy ,
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well, don’t shit on a sandwich and tell me it’s nutella.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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JohnnyH842 ,

Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.

Resol ,
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Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.

dudinax , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Because walnuts are gross.

cygnus , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?
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My supermarket uses Arch btw.

whoisearth ,
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I’m sure they announce it on their loudspeakers when you’re in the store too.

Grass ,

Oh man I would do this all the time. When I worked a grocery store it had suse and later they switched to windows. Before if anything didn’t work it was user error like rebooting with personal items left on the keyboard. After we had self checkouts that would bluescreen and other than myself only two people knew how to reboot them. If it had arch I would make sure everyone knew.

volvoxvsmarla , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I’ve had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

Manmikey , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

Denalduh ,

Brownie roulette!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Uh oh, my plan has been foiled

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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High quality shitpost right there

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I aim to please.

mack7400 ,

They"re not my favourite, but they’re definitely #2

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I was certainly looking forward to all the “shitty” puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

Teon , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.

Samsy ,

You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @bstix

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Fair enough

reev , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Y’all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

Dasnap , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?
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Shit must look dystopian to anyone who doesn’t understand what it is.

Samsy ,

I bet there was a granny, reading it line by line and crumple about where the fucking apples at.

Steamymoomilk ,

What u mean granny just grep ‘apple’ Duh

Lmao

ooterness ,

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE DARK OBELISK OF TECHNOLOGY.

SpaceNoodle , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Why does this produce need a massive digital signage pylon?

SigmarStern ,
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The question is, why does it run on Linux and not Apple

CmdrKeen OP ,
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Perhaps it runs on a Raspberry Pi?

ApathyTree ,
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Or orange pi. Banana pi.

The best thing I learned when writing this comment (because I know there are other fruity labeled pi computers) is that you can look up “other fruit pi” and actually find results. Semi-relevant ones. (I use ecosia, not google/bing/askjeves, so ymmv)

SSUPII , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus

SpaceNoodle ,

I’ll go get the poop knife

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