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Teon , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.

Samsy ,

You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @bstix

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Fair enough

reev , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Y’all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

Dasnap , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?
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Shit must look dystopian to anyone who doesn’t understand what it is.

Samsy ,

I bet there was a granny, reading it line by line and crumple about where the fucking apples at.

Steamymoomilk ,

What u mean granny just grep ‘apple’ Duh

Lmao

ooterness ,

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE DARK OBELISK OF TECHNOLOGY.

SpaceNoodle , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Why does this produce need a massive digital signage pylon?

SigmarStern ,
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The question is, why does it run on Linux and not Apple

CmdrKeen OP ,
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Perhaps it runs on a Raspberry Pi?

ApathyTree ,
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Or orange pi. Banana pi.

The best thing I learned when writing this comment (because I know there are other fruity labeled pi computers) is that you can look up “other fruit pi” and actually find results. Semi-relevant ones. (I use ecosia, not google/bing/askjeves, so ymmv)

SSUPII , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus

SpaceNoodle ,

I’ll go get the poop knife

Pregnenolone , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

webadict ,

They didn’t, otherwise there’d be one less, they’d be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn’t be from an amazon listing.

coffeecat ,

This guy pans.

RustyNova , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Can a linux/systemd nerd explain what the error is? I know it’s a shutdown sequence, but I’m curious on the fault

earthquake ,

These kinds of public errors are almost always a hard drive failure.

CameronDev ,

It is actually a boot failure. Normally the kernel reads some config from the initrd (the bootloader loads initrd and passes it to the kernel - thanks dan) and then does a bunch of setup stuff, and then it mounts the actual root filesystem, and then switches to using that. In this case, the root filesystem has failed to mount.

Hardware failure is most likely the cause, but misconfiguration can also make this happen. Probably hardware though.

If its misconfiguration, an admin can reattempt to mount the root drive on /new_root, and then ctrl-d to get the init system to try again

ELI5: couldnt open C:/ drive

Edit: clarified what loads the initrd - as per dans comment.

ninjan , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

rmuk , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops ,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas ,
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That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

SlopppyEngineer , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
smeg ,

Bean would make a hell of a QA

wreckedcarzz , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert ,
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I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman ,
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You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

downdaemon , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

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