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FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Damn, I’m only one of these things.

mechoman444 , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

I’m good for 1 and 2…

gamermanh , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!

  1. I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
  2. Fuckin love industrial.
  3. I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

In that case, what’s a few more then?

TseseJuer ,

gg2ez

Zink ,

I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.

SkyezOpen , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!

That weird cocktail guy would probably try it. He made and drank (way more than anyone would expect) beef fizz.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c11e31c4-836a-4ff3-b942-5a6851b772d6.webp

Furbag ,

How2Drink on YouTube lol.this definitely seems like it would make the next episode of Cursed Cocktails.

Sterile_Technique , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Sweet flavors are nothing new on wings.

I wouldn’t expect to actually enjoy wings that get the sweet from koolaid, but fuck it I’m down to try a bite.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Anchovy was out of stock huh :(

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Wouldn’t be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?

Senseless , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

There are no contact details :(

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.

synapse1278 , to lemmyshitpost in Bottoms up!
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, fresh out of the can

Rentlar , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven

Green Is My Pepper users unite!

FiniteBanjo OP ,

TBH that was there in the image before I added Saddam Hussein.

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

If two rust users fall on both trapdoors at the same time it could jam the motor.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Then Saddam will have to resurface for air, it’s perfect.

Noodle07 ,

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

residentmarchant ,

No, no, no, Rust is so good it doesn’t even let you create race conditions!

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Unironically, if such a thing were built then it could have left door priority with a physical mechanism to only allow one trapdoor open at a time.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

At what point is power generated? 🤔

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Turbine

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎

KoalaUnknown , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Beer, deftones, and TOOL?

Where do I sign?

LeroyJenkins ,

Japan

LifeOfChance , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

What kind of crimes? I’ll steal a candy bar or Jay walk with yah. I’m usually pretty busy on days felonies are gonna be committed though. Any other day though I’ll help you get that anpanman pero pero candy

mozz , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

It's not just Rust users

FiniteBanjo OP ,

It’s also Saddam Hussein.

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