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son_named_bort , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

I was assassinated by the CIA.

johncritzman ,
@johncritzman@lemmy.world avatar

AMA when?

stoicmaverick ,

Did you report it?

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

Miracle whip makes better chicken salad

thesporkeffect ,

Booo! Chicken salad isn’t a dessert, you heathen 😛

fayoh , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

That looks like a timeline

jelloeater85 , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.

Shardikprime , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ada4aa7a-64b5-427b-a5f8-3f14240e6ffc.jpeg

YoFrodo , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

“Meme Page Admin” would never be notable enough for a wiki, don’t fool yourselves

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

“Meme Page Admin” would never be notable enough for a wiki, don’t fool yourselves

Wait, why am I putting all that work into !formuladank then?

Donkter ,

That question is a walk you and Jesus have to take alone buddy.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Alone or together?

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Something something one set of footprints.

kionite231 , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

I am really the first one.

stoicmaverick ,

How are you guys doing?

kionite231 ,

I am doing good. I only had some symptoms of schizophrenia so I kinda blame my phyciatrist for giving me that heavy treatment. I don’t think I needed it.

I asked another psychologist for his opinion. He said you had been gaslighted by your phyciatrist. :(

nudnyekscentryk , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty – as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What if it is though

Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake

penquin , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

And you have to pay for both.

danc4498 , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

I like this comparison cause miracle whip sucks. Also, I’m going to Duke’s Mayo Clinic every time.

Tenthrow ,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

We prefer Blue Plate General

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Kewpie mayo is where it’s at

Cobrachicken ,

Kewpie hits the dish soap very hard with me.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

unless you live in japan/china i cannot fathom regularly buying that, not only is it shipped halfway across the world, you have no clue what the ingredients and manufacturing is like, and to top it off it comes wrapped in a fucking plastic bag as if the shipping wasn’t terrible enough for the environment…

Especially when it’s mayo, something you can make with eggs, oil, some spices, and an immersion blender!

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fucking crazy how many people either prefer miracle whip or think it tastes the same as mayo. Like what kind of mayonnaise are you eating?

danc4498 ,

Might be a genetic thing. Like some people think avocados taste like dish soap. I think miracle whip tastes rotten.

can ,

Pretty sure that’s cilantro you’re thinking of

danc4498 ,

You’re right. I know somebody that is allergic to avocados, so I mixed those up.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think avocados have any flavor at all

angrystego ,

They kind of taste like butter to me. It’s a mild flavour, but nice.

Leviathan ,

I find they have a faint botanical/vegetal perfume and a buttery flavor.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose that explains the popularity of avocado toast

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It has such a nasty sweet taste that I can’t stand.

Though I haven’t tried it since I was a teenager. I don’t intend in trying it again.

Atropos , to lemmyshitpost in Which one of you?

Ok, I gotta know what wikipedia page this is.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

If you find it post it please!

I only found a longer version of the meme with something about Controversial views on the Antichrist being another section and I am very intrigued.

9point6 ,

Googling the tiles doesn’t bring anything up on Wikipedia so I’m gonna guess this is fake, I’m afraid

HootinNHollerin ,

Someone probably edited the wiki for screenshot before it was caught and corrected. Or just photoshopped all together in the first place

Maalus ,

Or just F12’d it and edited just the text like a lazy person

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t even need to really put a Wikipedia edit through, you could write what you like on the edit screen and just hit “preview” to get the screenshot.

bratorange ,

A few weeks ago the Wikipedia article was posted on lemmy. I too unfortunately don’t remember the name.

Saganaki ,

It’s not real.

www.google.com/search?q=site%3Awikipedia.org+"mem…

baltakatei ,

Yours!

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like

Third building (biggest of all): Medical Insurance Administration.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I wonder when they will go all Boeing and GE. The day when all they will have left is the ability to buy their own stock and lobby from the government for free money. Imagine the platonic peak form of health insurance. Processing no claims whatsoever.

thenextguy , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

“It tastes like feet!”

feedum_sneedson , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

不要

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

为什么

feedum_sneedson ,

因为不好吃的

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

你试过吗

feedum_sneedson ,

那么说实话我还没试过了，但看起来味道真的奇怪，你知道了吗

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

你更喜欢用炒饭来做吗？

feedum_sneedson ,

嗯知道了看来你抱有成见去中国人，你在Lemmy里要一直秘密，所以说的中文，聪明啦，人人总偷听……这里的地方没有好心的人。你小心的！

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

你是说中国人不喜欢炒饭？

feedum_sneedson ,

人人不是一种一样，你知道吗，我更喜欢面条😂

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

啊，你为什么不马上说呢？

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/8927b4c6-591d-43fc-9a0b-ddc3d11eba78.jpeg

feedum_sneedson ,

可能我会尝试肉的蛋糕

NikkiDimes ,

Unnecessary? 😂

feedum_sneedson ,

不要，不想要，不需要……

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