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photonic_sorcerer , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.

cordlesslamp , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I don’t understand,) what’s wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

nonfuinoncuro ,

I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes

01011 , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

America…

Sludgehammer , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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That… could work?

I mean, it’d be a real challenge. But some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being… okay-ish. I don’t think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.

Kolanaki ,
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I’ve had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.

ouRKaoS ,

I’m thinking way to hard of a way to make this work… Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?

Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?

Sludgehammer ,
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My thought is some sort of rosemary heavy crust with whole wheat bread crumbs instead of graham crackers, a garlic and onion flavored (and sugar free) cheese cake and then standard Philly cheese steak filling for the topping. Add in a dollop of cheese wiz on the top and some sort of balsamic/worcestershire reduction drizzled onto the top.

anindefinitearticle , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I love this, but it needs a new name.

Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.

sawdustprophet ,
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something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

klemptor ,
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He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.

Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.

lemsfw88 ,

The jersey beefcake

dethedrus ,

The Newark Surprise

klemptor ,
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We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).

I stink at naming things.

Routhinator ,
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The Jersey Shore

leaveWitX , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I think of something interesting. The sides of pizza are called handles.

crawancon , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

what’s not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.

let’s get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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With Philadelphia cream cheese

altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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Sickos are all like

Haha yes!

NegativeLookBehind , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.

Rustmilian , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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Late2TheParty ,
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You are evil lol

Assman ,
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They do make a mean clam chowder

exothermic ,

Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

Kolanaki ,
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Food Crimes, maybe?

PunnyName , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I’m a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.

Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.

MrZweihander , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a ‘Philly’ when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two acceptable [traditional] cheeses (American [Provolone] or whizz)? Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I’m betting on the latter, but not heavily.

TwentySeven ,

I’m not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.

MrZweihander ,

Yeah, I think I misremebered that one. It’s been some years since I heard my coworker at the time rant about how cheesesteaks made other ways might taste good, but they’re not Philly cheesesteaks anymore and please stop calling them that.

joby ,

I’m not native, but have lived in Philly. The bell peppers bother me. Wiz, American, provolone, or Swiss all are pretty common in my experience. As is no cheese at all, which this appears to be. But then it’s not a cheesesteak, it’s a steak.

modus ,

Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I’d try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It’s probably not bad, but I’m not sure about the chocolate on bottom.

Cort ,

I wonder if mixing a little American cheese into the cake could prevent it from separating long enough to serve and eat a slice

Crismus ,

Just add some Sodium Citrate to keep it from separating.

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

The real crime here is the crust.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

The real crime is the peppers - you’d get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.

anonymouse2 ,

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

It’s funny how many times I’ve had guys threaten to rip my fucken eyeballs out, specifically. That must be why we have a famous eye institute here.

w2tpmf ,

What? Pat’s has a guy grilling peppers right on the patio.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Pat’s

Lol you get assaulted just for going to Pat’s.

Twinkletoes , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I’d eat that

MrZweihander ,

I wouldn’t ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.

altima_neo ,
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It looks too well made, and very tasty

danc4498 ,

Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?

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