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THE_ANON , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids ,

Oooh baby I like it raw

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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I had to downvote this before upvoting it

Imgonnatrythis ,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Tsinc , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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RootBeerGuy ,
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It’s called Nasi Tumpeng.

More like “nasty umpeng” amiriteoramiriteorwhat? holds up hand for high five

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Idk man, that shit do be lookin kinda fire

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Looks like a fancier version of Nasi Lemak. I’d try it.

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

But do you use the flavor packet or no?

PunnyName ,

That’s for the gravy icing

MacNCheezus OP ,
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But is it creamy chicken, roast beef, shrimp lime or soy sauce?

Ulvain ,

Yes.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I do count 4 layers of ramen, each approximately the size of one packet, so I guess it’s not impossible to have used all of them at once for maximum flavor.

Imgonnatrythis ,

What kind of dumb question is that? You want a flavorless ramen bologna cake?

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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Another way to ensure you're never invited to a gathering.

Maddie , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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Who hurt you?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I had to see it and now you do, too.

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Whether or not it’s a crime punishable by death all depends on how you massacre the word “bologna”

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Baloni

Mr_Blott ,

🧐

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Bah-LOW-knee 🤌

Mr_Blott ,

What a load of bolongnah

Ferrous , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

GissaMittJobb , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278 ,
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The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

nifty , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
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That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful

Sunny side up

Drusas , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful

Eggplants actually did get their name because they look like eggs. But they only look like eggs when they're very small, and it varies by types of eggplant

MacNCheezus OP ,
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unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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5/7 looking pretty

10/10 with salt sprinkled

GigglyBobble ,

10/10 with salt sprinkled

That doesn't make sense. 5/7 already is the perfect score.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver ,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

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