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RizzRustbolt , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.

A_Chilean_Cyborg , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
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So she’s scared of books?

botorfj , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
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mildblue

duderium2 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

R*ddit / lemmy don’t do transphobia for five seconds challenge impossible

Renacles , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Does he always hold the same rotisserie chicken or does he switch it up every once in a while?

I’m asking because I feel like supporting him but want to make sure he has plans for the future.

riodoro1 ,

Man. He’s gonna stuff his little cute mouth with this chicken and be all greasy from it. Then he’s gonna go to sleep for hours.

You better fucking hope it’s televised.

Decronym Bot , to selfhosted in CasaOS Android SMB Help

Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I’ve seen in this thread:

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IP Internet Protocol
SMB Server Message Block protocol for file and printer sharing; Windows-native
VPN Virtual Private Network

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pmk , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

It could be a David Foster Wallace reference. “In the eighth American-educational grade, Bruce Green fell dreadfully in love with a classmate who had the unlikely name of Mildred Bonk. The name was unlikely because if ever an eighth-grader looked like a Daphne Christianson or a Kimberly St.-Simone or something like that, it was Mildred Bonk.”

crusa187 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Alright, everything’s coming up Mildred!

mobilehugh , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.

Duamerthrax , (edited )

It’s also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.

GroundedGator ,

Sadly I can say this is not the first time I’ve seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.

FlaminGoku ,

It’s not that sad. I feel like that’s a pretty general consensus.

I am pro banging local milves

thewitchslayer ,

I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.

Iheartcheese ,
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Underwear only slows down the fisting

GratefullyGodless ,
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Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

c0smokram3r , to linuxmemes in Found this old book about Linux in my grandma's bookshelf, it's pretty cool.
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Based grandma

Skullgrid ,
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Voran , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go ‘out of date’.

MonkderDritte ,

Then, how about Sigurd and Brynhild?

Btw, my mother (60) is named Margaretha.

Macaroni_ninja , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
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Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.

PlantDadManGuy ,

How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!

riodoro1 , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I love it. I’d definitely honk.

Siegfried , to linuxmemes in Found this old book about Linux in my grandma's bookshelf, it's pretty cool.

Mom: RTFM

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