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Harvey656 , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Nuh-Uh!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Worst deciding of my life was misplacing about a quart of blood. My blood.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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At least it was only a quart, not a gallon.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Yeah, but I’m never gonna get to be in charge of the mcfurly machine again

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Most relevant post I’ve read all day

Bobmighty , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

I don’t know. I’ve been digging into dense scientific work on the subject of consciousness. From what I’ve seen, free will as a concept is pretty much an illusion we evolved to feel.

dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Truth

eguidarelli , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

I’m not sure it’s a flex, just a funny little ornament. Thanks for posting because this will be perfect for my friend who loves pickles lol

key , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickles make some sense but Skippy creamy peanut butter? That’s just tasteless

LemmyKnowsBest , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

MacNCheezus OP ,
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“While you’re at it, please pay us $6 for the privilege of advertising us to yourself.”

RegalPotoo , to lemmyshitpost in You have no power here
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Also good luck getting that baggie of “tobacco” past the TSA

AlligatorBlizzard , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Oh man I completely forgot about stupid Christmas ornaments.

I’m like what manner of skibidi toilet-ass Gen Alpha bullshit? Me picturing 12-year-olds wearing these around their necks like rapper chains for some reason I’m too ancient to fathom. Once again, I stand here caught off guard by some huge trend, as I melt slowly back into the earth to die unsung.

Nah. Just lame super-corporate attempts at a Christmas cash grab. Let’s hang this garbage from some pegs and see if it sells before we chuck it into the dumpster on January 1st. It’s not even going on clearance, it’s going straight in the trash.

Same shit, different day. Behold, the bedrock of your economy, naked before you. I am relieved. The grave has not taken me, not yet.

Anyway, carry on then.

xia , to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Isn’t that price more than a real jar of pickles?

dingus ,

I dunno. The last time I bought pickles, I was shocked at how expensive they were.

DiscordMod1989 OP , to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

This power creep piece of shit is lemmy.world/u/[email protected]

tourist ,
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What did he do?

Tetsuo ,

I suppose he moderated him and now OP started his little crusade.

Creating accounts just to spew insults on Lemmy.

Really don’t have better to do on Christmas ?

Traister101 ,

These types of people like to make a fool of themselves. It’s always fascinating to watch how easily they’ll fly off the handle just cause they get some consequences from being a cunt

vzq ,

You’re a sad sad person.

AgndrewWhjinshon2 ,

At least he’s not gonna die from a heart attack before his 30’s

SkypedFFFttt ,
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Wow he’s really a cunt

lolcatnip ,

Hello there 9 hour old account, and goodbye!

Lophostemon , to mildlyinfuriating in This power creep mod bans if you don't support the current thing

Please explain.

DiscordMod1988 OP , to memes in Guess this little piggy's age
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My guess is 27 although he looks like 47

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