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Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once
bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

ULTIMATE MOISTURE!

prayer , to lemmyshitpost in Cease your bigotry at once

*Boggetry

Spendrill ,

Offensive language.

Blubber28 ,

Beat me to it XD

downpunxx , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Nothing but Nazism across the entire Fediverse these days, a literal sewer of unavoidable blood libel

GiveMemes ,

Did you check the sub? I think it’s intended as a joke

db2 ,

1, this is for shitposts, if you’re getting your news here you’re a complete moron. 2, there’s a huge difference between the people of Israel and the government of Israel. Their government is evil and most of the people don’t actually support it. Grow up.

MxM111 ,

And yet they elect this government again and again… how many years Bibi is in power?

db2 ,

Just like Putin.

MxM111 ,

Well, Israel is a democracy, Russia is not (mass media is controlled by the state, real opposition is either killed or in exile, and so on).

db2 ,

Sure thing buddy. And the US isn’t a corporate-run duopoly too, right?

MxM111 ,

Did you just seriously stated that US is as democratic as Russia?

db2 ,

Sure thing buddy. Sure thing.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Likud only got 23.4% of the vote

MxM111 ,

It is multi-party system. Keeping Bibi in power does not mean voting for Likud, but for right-wing parties.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

My point is that not every Israeli is voting right wing.

MxM111 ,

Of course. Just majority. For many years. Maybe this war will change things... maybe not.

fuckingkangaroos ,

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s propaganda

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Lol, did you think I believe Israel did it 🤣

snorkbubs ,
@snorkbubs@fedia.io avatar

I believe it was you, and the Irish.

Oh shit, I just realized why they're mentioned. Yield, for they have the high ground, and cannot be sieged.

CarbonIceDragon , (edited )
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Israel is not Judaism and criticism of it is not criticism of Jewish people as a whole. To hold otherwise is to hold an entire people responsible for the actions of a few (those in the Israeli government), that those people often have no or only limited influence over, which would be an inherently bigoted position to take because it robs those people of their agency. If anything, the Israeli government itself is being antisemitic in a sense by pushing such a narrative in order to use Jewish people as a whole as a shield against criticism of their actions.

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

The only nazism I’m seeing is coming from Israel (and of course ruzzia) but ok. Also this is shitposting

Jiggle_Physics ,

Did it never occur to you that the joke part of this being a shitpost is that the “fact check” is wrong?

fuckingkangaroos ,

Joke + propaganda.

gothic_lemons , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

But like nah. There was some evidence Saudi Arabia backed 9/11. No evidence Israel backed 9/11 that I’m aware of.

I know this shitpost and Israel are genociding and doing fucked shit right now. But call them out on the shit they did. Don’t make up shit they didn’t do.

Jiggle_Physics ,

More than some evidence Saudi citizens backed them. However the claim that the government was tied to it was denied. However a portion of the report, or the missing 28 pages as it came to be known, was on this subject. Biden has since declassified, and released, these documents. They show that the ties to the government were real. They have phone, and other communications such as e-mail, between people involved and members of the government. This includes tying a hijacker to a Saudi diplomat. It is called the ENCORE report.

Microw ,

I didnt know Biden released those documents, interesting!

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s true why haven’t we invaded Saudi Arabia? Or put sanctions on them or something.

Jiggle_Physics ,

because they are one of the major players helping to secure the petro dollar, they allow us to have an enormous military base there that we use as a platform for operations all over the middle east, we have intelligence sharing agreements with them, they will work with Israel, they have major business connections to a lot of the firms and corporations that own our legislators, to name a few reasons.

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Then why would they sponsor a terrorist attack against the US?

Jiggle_Physics ,

Because not everyone in the government actually likes this relationship with the US, nor did most of the government support the attack, or Al-Qaeda. Saudi Arabia, even its government, isn’t a single person, nor is it some sort of hive mind. It is thousands of people, that fight for their own personal interests, and break down into factions of different ideas over different things.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

There are the dancing Israelis which hasn’t really been debunked. The rest of the conspiracies aren’t directly Israel related.

Fades ,

The arresting officers said they saw a lot that aroused their suspicion about the men. One of the passengers had $4,700 in cash hidden in his sock. Another was carrying two foreign passports. A box cutter was found in the van. But perhaps the biggest surprise for the officers came when the five men identified themselves as Israeli citizens

Open and shut case!

Give me a fucking break you moron

fuckingkangaroos ,

Source?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In , (edited )
MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

It was supposed to make fun of how fact checking works on Twitter

Fades ,

Oh so you hate literally the one good goddamn Twitter feature, the community notes??

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

I do not hate it. But if this photo is not edited, then they need to improve it a little bit.

gothic_lemons ,

If this photo is not edited? So you were saying it was edited? What the fuck dude, find a real example of Twitter fact checking being fucked. Don’t make shit up. What are you 7 years? Or a paid troll?

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Bro, chill

Good_morning ,

The key word being “IF” implying they are unsure and are not the direct source of the picture.

fuckingkangaroos ,

Bullshit.

Toldry ,
@Toldry@lemmy.world avatar

My friend, I will give you the benefit of doubt and believe you when you say that this post’s purpose was to make fun of how shitty Twitter’s community notes are, and that is indeed an important topic to shed light on, so people won’t treat community notes as reliable.

However,

You can rest assured that a significant portion of the people who saw this post believed it as straight fact.

It is impossible to overstate how gullible people on the internet are, and how readily they will straight up believe conspiratorial BS, especially surrounding controversial topics like Israel.

That’s how Poe’s law works, and it is attitudes like yours that don’t take this shit seriously that end up inadvertently contributing to an environment full of libelous antisemitic conspiracies on the internet.

I beseech you to carefully consider this stuff if you ever plan to post such a thing again.

Juice , to memes in its true tho

Graphene OS changed my life, seriously. Completely changed my relationship to my phone and made it possible to focus again. Go open source

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

What specific features did you notice the most? (I’m assuming switching from Android?) 90% of my phone usage is through a browser, so I could probably install Graphene pretty easily.

Juice ,

#1 through : no push notifications, no feeds on my home screen, nothing I don’t explicitly turn on and configure. No bloat whatsoever, the phone comes practically empty. I got this at the beginning of 2022, before then I kept finding myself reading articles about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Like I could not give less of a fuck about them, that story, whatever. I don’t know who she is, and I don’t particularly like JD movies except maybe Dead Man from the 90s, he probably beat the shit out of her idk. But for some reason I kept finding myself reading these articles on my phone absentmindedly. That kind of shit ended immediately.

Downsides? Not everything works, because there’s no google play, and I couldn’t get it even if I wanted it. I can use most google services on the browser, but for maps I have to use Osmand, which works but doesn’t give me the fastest way to a place, and its kind of a trick to find a specific house or business without looking it up on a computer first and locating the nearest cross street. Schools, hospitals it has saved no problem, but not the optimal routes ore even anything relatively close. Great for my city where I can get myself 98% the way there already knowing the fastest ways around. Out of town we usually use my wife’s navigation.

Those drawbacks are a little annoying but I will never go back to android, and I would never use apple in the first place. I love my phone, it feels like its mine in a way no phone ever has.

Hope this helps, ask if you have other questions

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Interesting. Not having a good maps / navigation app might be a bit of a dealbreaker for me, since that’s pretty much the last 10% of what I use my phone for. Degoogling myself there will require some effort…

As for push notifications and feeds, I don’t really have a problem with that on my current phone with base android. I’m pretty aggressive about blocking random notifications or uninstalling apps entirely if they show me push notifications ads or “use me” reminders. And my home screen is just a clock and calendar.

k2helix ,

GrapheneOS lets you choose whether you want to have a sandboxed google play installation. This way apps such as Maps work. Basically you are in control (except for Google Pay).

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I didn’t realize GrapheneOS is only supported on Pixel phones, so I can’t run it after all…

toastal ,

Learn to love OpenStreetMap

Redderthanmisty ,

You can get Google play working by sideloading it with adb, and enabling graphene’s microG service in the apps menu.

Any further apps installed with Google play, and Google itself, will still be under the default restrictions imposed by graphene, instead of having full access like with stock android.

It can be a little clunky starting out, but once you get used to it, the only major downside I could find was that I couldn’t verify my bank details to enable nfc payments, because Google hasn’t whitelisted Graphene in their API for “security reasons”

InvaderDJ ,

Yeah, I can’t imagine what about Graphene would make that big of a difference. Smart phones and slabs of glass with apps on them. There’s very little that truly impacts the experience after you get past specs.

SendMePhotos ,

The reasons listed are things I can already do. I disable any bloat and white-list notifications.

helpmyusernamewontfi OP ,

without software, what is hardware? same vice versa, you need good software and hardware to match for a good user experience.

stock android’s software is extremely shit, bloated, and slow. but I guess that goes for every out of the box os these days ¯_(ツ)_/¯

InvaderDJ ,

You need good software to make the most out of good hardware, but I think our definition of good is different. For software, as long as the software doesn’t get in the way of launching the app you want, most normies will consider that good. It doesn’t matter that Android is bloated and inefficient if the user can tap the Instagram or Facebook icon and have that open up without user perceptible delay.

The average person is remarkably able to put up with shit. Look at the experience on smart TVs for example. The vast majority of people are fine with the absolutely shitty experience as long as they can open up Netflix.

Godric , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

God I hate how Poe’s law is true.

Godric ,

God I hate how Poe’s Law is true. Some fucking brainstarved NeoNazi is going to download this and post it as truth on their “Whyte Priiiide” website and get a gorillion updongles from people believing it must be true, because they accept da joos doing anything as gospel truth.

Lexam , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

No_Eponym ,
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ThrowawayPermanente , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Why would the jew do this? Is he stupid?

adam_y , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked
@adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

We will return the bicycle when you hand over the fekkin potatoes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77c37819-5c6a-4214-80e1-cf15a92c79a6.jpeg

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

There's nothing worse than a bicycle thief!

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

Fact choked.

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in Fact checked

What is that, mountbatten’s yacht?

bquintb , to lemmyshitpost in It's not too late... Adolf.
@bquintb@midwest.social avatar

Narrator: however, it was indeed too late.

wizardbeard , to lemmyshitpost in It's not too late... Adolf.

I like how his upper arm is yelling “EXTEND!”

TubeTalkerX , to lemmyshitpost in Peter Griffin and Ariana Grande

It’s nice to see that Peter was able to move on after Lois’ unfortunate accident…

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

The saddest part is she died while Peter was shoveling snow from the driveway. Just sitting in the car and waiting for him to get in. Carbon monoxide is really dangerous.

I only can imagine the horror he felt when he got in and saw her… not moving…

Ilovethebomb ,

Wait, what? Did they genuinely kill Louis, or is this a joke I’m not in on?

Grandwolf319 ,

I too would like to know this.

I know they killed off Brian.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Nah, it’s just my f-ed up sense of humor

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