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MamboGator , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it
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Frozen yolk hurt.

Iheartcheese ,
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I’m angry at you

Whirling_Cloudburst , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye

That’s not fair though. 6AM is too early and you know it. After a long night of partying that amounts to a handicap.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Have you tried not doing that?

Also, where does it say AM on that sign?

Pothetato , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it
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Sunny side inside!

SonicBlue03 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it

Eggsicle…aka Cholesterol Pop.

Allonzee , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion
Lepsea , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
MacNCheezus OP ,
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jnk , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

Everything is open source for this guy after using this simple trick. Big techs HATE him!

DeathsEmbrace ,

Imagine getting a big enough resume to get jobs at any company just so you can do this one neat little trick.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

NGL I apply to places where I use the software. But it’s not one thing, it’s a dozen things I would fix.

I actually never successfully got the job. Probably because during the interview, I come off like a rambling psychopath pointing out extremely specific things.

CaptDust ,

Part of my previous company’s hiring process included having the candidate use our software, then asking what they thought of the experience and what improvements they thought would have the most impact. It wasn’t entirely useful because devs weren’t in control of prioritizing changes, but it was always interesting to see which pain points stuck out to the candidate.

flambonkscious ,

This strikes me as a really good idea… If they come up with batshit insane things, or obviously can’t click straight, it’s a good indicator.

CaptDust ,

It does give some insight into how people think. Some people are bothered with UI events and placement, others wanted to reduce the bandwidth it required, we had one girl who approached it focused on the accessibility of the software, and unfortunately for us support was abysmal. You also need thick skin to invite random joe off the street to tell you how your software sucks.

InfiniteWisdom ,
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Honestly, anybody with a gender studies degree can get into software developer nowadays no sweat, nowadays the fortune 500 standards are so low that they’ll just hire anyone on the spot without even questioning it. Honestly only started to take note of this the second Biden got into office, the quality of software overall has gone down. Overall, back to open source, I never truly got the open source movement in general, never been my thing. Proprietary software is inheitly more secure which is why most enterprise systems still use windows xp.

Barbarian ,
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I kept reading waiting for the punch line, didn’t see one. I think I’ve fallen victim to Poe’s law. I legitimately can’t tell if this is satire.

Socsa ,

G8 B8 M8

Sorse ,
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More like source available, since you can’t use the code in your stuff without the permission of the company 🤓

Krauerking , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

I actually stopped being friends with my college friends because of online games.

They literally would have me buy a game to play 30 minutes of it, get bored and then demand we play League of Legends or Valorant if they wanted to try and hit on girls in voice chat. They literally complain about how broke they are either living with their parents or in an apartment wlthey can barely afford and showed me how they spent at least $10k on League skins each over the years.

I just can’t throw away money like they do and never did. Plus the incel like behavior and really awful things they say while getting upset if you make fun of them at all has this air of delicate mentality that can’t handle any kind of stress even if it’s figuring out a new game made me want nothing to do with them.

So now I play single player games again or stardew because my SO only plays it.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Sounds like you’re just whipped but at least you’re happy.

Krauerking ,

Because when I decide to play multiplayer I end up playing stardew with someone I enjoy spending time with?

Gosh I really thought the concept of whipped was dead though so thanks for that blast to precovid past.

FiniteBanjo OP , (edited )

Yeah that’s exactly it, you cut off all of your friends permanently and only spend time with your SO. Whipped. Whipped af.

Really hope you’re in the 1/3 of relationships that last longer than a few years.

Krauerking ,

It had nothing to do with the SO.

And I’m already past a few years. Can’t wait to see what part of statistics of men you end up being.

Edit: also what do you get in life being a jackass to others?

FiniteBanjo OP ,

For somebody most certainly not guilty of being whipped you’re awful defensive, rn. If I’m wrong then just laugh it off, mate.

Krauerking ,

You sure are being awfully touchy on the subject for someone not getting any action.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

lol

Krauerking ,

By the way I don’t have to laugh off your shitty attempts at being “funny” I can also rightfully call you the jackass you are and fuck off.

Don’t be a douche to others for your own amusement. Or do and expect to be told you’re being a cunt.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

lol

Fern , to lemmyshitpost in 🤠 Yee-haw!
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Why you gotta rip on pitbulls, man? Don’t compare them with those likes.

TheSaus ,

Why do pitbulls gotta rip on kids faces, man?

5C5C5C ,

Might be interesting if we could compare the percentage of pitbulls that have killed or maimed a child versus the percentage of IDF soldiers that have killed or maimed a child.

Maybe even more informative would be the average number of children killed or maimed per pitbull versus the average number of children killed or maimed per IDF soldier 🤔

rbesfe ,

This is a shitposting community, we aren’t making real comparative arguments here

Zehzin , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
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finley ,

This version from the gospel of John is far more interesting than the others, what with all the whipping.

And not just any whip: Jesus made it from a leather thong from his own sandal, switches (small, thin branches) from a nearby tree, and broken pieces of pottery on the ground! That’s a very nasty whip!

cm0002 ,

AND he’s using it against merchants/elites/the rich, this is the version of Jesus I can get behind!

can ,

No one ever talks about the type of Jesus I could get behind.

PlasticExistence ,

Is it the one with amazing abs?

ummthatguy , (edited )
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So you’re saying it’s part chankla? Formidable indeed.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
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Satan: “Bring it!”

https://i.redd.it/o5lkdr5gqsua1.png

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

For me, it’s Civ IV

Syltti , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

essell , to lemmyshitpost in Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye

The first rule of god club is you have to continuously talk about god club

Kowowow ,

As is foretold

bruhduh , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5
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freeciv ftw www.freecivweb.org

deaf_fish ,
bruhduh ,
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Yeah, i installed it on my 4k smart tv, it’s good to play it sitting on couch

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