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Tja , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Someone doesn’t get the differences between contractor and salaried.

pelletbucket , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

if you’re letting your dandelions flower, you should remove them when they go to seed. if they seed your neighbor’s lawns, your neighbors are probably going to use pesticides that are going to be flushed into your local water table

SpaceNoodle , to linuxmemes in Can I get a filesystem cleanup on aisle 6?

Why does this produce need a massive digital signage pylon?

SigmarStern ,
@SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

The question is, why does it run on Linux and not Apple

CmdrKeen OP ,
@CmdrKeen@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps it runs on a Raspberry Pi?

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or orange pi. Banana pi.

The best thing I learned when writing this comment (because I know there are other fruity labeled pi computers) is that you can look up “other fruit pi” and actually find results. Semi-relevant ones. (I use ecosia, not google/bing/askjeves, so ymmv)

Crumbgrabber , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Unless you do this in tacos, I’m not gonna check the math.

Jarix ,

What’s your favorite taco place?

doingthestuff ,

If this was Taco Tuesday I’d do the math. But it’s the weekend, so no.

f4hy , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

6 days of work, 8 hours x $21/hr x6 days is only $1008

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

He’s paying her for 24 hours a day, silly

habanhero ,

And who was paying her 24 hr / day before Richard Gere’s character came along?

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

$3,000 was $7,209 in 2024 money (from 1990). $21/hr. would be $50 in 2024 money.

Dagwood222 ,

Stop looking at those ‘inflation adjustors’ and look at what you could actually buy.

Average rent per month in Los Angeles in 1990 was under $600.00/month

Today it’s over $2,000.00

If he paid her five months rent today, it would be $10,000.00, not $7,000.00

Wilzax ,

Inflation has affected our country very differently in different locales. Change in cost of living is the real metric for what inflation is trying to quantify

Dagwood222 ,

That’s why I stick with real world examples.

For example, the minimum wage in 1960 was $1.00/hour. The cost of the average home was $11,000.00

PunnyName , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Guess it also depends on what her typical hourly rate was when factoring in eating, sleeping, popping, living, etc…

Gullible , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.

SnokenKeekaGuard , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I genuinely don’t think I could talk on the phone while I piss

wesker ,

Call me.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

surely

Empricorn ,

Maybe.

Aggravationstation ,

But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

You’d be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In the early 2000s my mother’s bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.

Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It’s fucking gross.

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now the flowers will growwwww

ICastFist , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

portifornia , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you’re going to burn the shit out of their plants

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

This guy pisses in plants

Track_Shovel ,

While you are joking, that would actually work.

Veraxus , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

Stop giving them ideas!

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Too late

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

someguy3 ,

Fertilizer.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Actually, it’s a piss pot

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