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eager_eagle , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal
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just a bulk purchase

cRazi_man ,

With sleep, meals, etc included. She was even making money while pooping. This was clearly a win for her.

SpermHowitzer ,

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

cRazi_man ,

Oh my god…where…tell me so I can avoid places where such disgusting things are happening.

oo1 ,

cleveland?

Mercury ,

They don’t call it the Cleveland steamroller for nothing.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

steamer. Cleveland steamer.

Jesus Christ. steamroller? only once. too painful.

Gullible , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.

peteypete420 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

6 days with 1 john is probably a lot less work than 30 1 hour sessions with varying johns. Also getting a discount when buying in bulk is pretty common with most goods. Not sure if it’s so with sex work in real life tho.

frickineh , (edited )

It’s definitely way less work. If you get hired for an hour, you’re pretty much expected to be fully engaged in, if not sex, then at least being entertaining in some way. With the type of sex work she did, she was never getting paid for time spent sleeping or eating (and definitely not hanging out and shopping), unless that was someone’s kink, I guess. I had a series of sugar daddies in my early 20s, and don’t let anyone tell you that’s not sex work, and I definitely made less per hour than a more traditional prostitute, but I also put in a lot less energy. Plus, it came with a lot more perks.

Apytele ,

Also I don’t think people realize how much time a (skilled / knowledgeable) sex worker spends vetting their clients. They’re one of the easiest and therefore most common demographics targeted by people who literally just wanna rape-torture-murder someone for varying to absolutely no reason. As a result a lot of sex workers have shared blacklists, some ask for references, some do background checks, some don’t work alone, etc. Only having to do that once or even not at all once the john is well-known is a huge time-and-effort saver, even if you ignore the fact that it’s just literally safer to take a chance on one man murdering you instead of five.

PhlubbaDubba ,

The only institution that performs more criminal and social background checks than the ATF and intelligence apparatus is America’s network of communicating sex workers.

Apytele ,

I’m genuinely not sure if this is in jest or not. The way I know this is common is that it’s a common thread across human interest pieces about sex work. I grew up with those rare fundie parents that were big on education so anything they got weird about I just read about and they were more or less fine with that, so I just started reading about sex and have since gone on numerous multimonth ADHD hyperfixation learning binges about various aspects including both anatomy and physiology and the psychological and cultural ones. A good couple of them have either centered on or referenced sex work in some way. I don’t think I’m brave enough personally but it’s definitely fascinating.

Jarix ,

Ya know how therea books of short stories by authors or a collection of authors?

You should totally do that with the numerous multimonth ADHD hperfixation learning binges you have gone on.

But just write like just write out from memory as if it was a short story.

Could collect from others like yourself and create anthologies of remembered knowledge. Like reviving or recreating an oral history like many people did in times of old

Apytele ,

I’ve been making obsidian vaults/notebooks actually! Earlier this year I made one about tarot cartomancy and what I guess you could call Christian Esotericism (connecting myself to many of the cultural traditions while eschewing most of the traditional bodies of authority) and right now I’m working on a basic/informal intro to DBT for people struggling to access talk therapies due to poverty and/or rural living.

Jarix ,

Neat! Share if you release these pretty please!

PhlubbaDubba ,

Sex workers do sometimes offer reduced effective rates per hour for extended time.

Usually you’re not gonna be allowed to offer for those unless you’ve spent time with that worker already and they’ve decided you can at least be trusted enough to not go psycho with enough time on hand.

By the time you’re talking about overnight service, either they know ya and they like ya enough to spend an evening with you, or they’re advertising the package openly because they’re pretty confident that they can bring anyone who tries something funny down harder than a meteor, that kind of work makes folks stronk, and they ain’t afraid to use that if you’re fuckin’ around.

dutchkimble ,

Worked out well for the shiela

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
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Now the flowers will growwwww

ICastFist , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
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Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom

portifornia , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you’re going to burn the shit out of their plants

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.

TheMightyCanuck ,
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This guy pisses in plants

Track_Shovel ,

While you are joking, that would actually work.

Veraxus , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

Stop giving them ideas!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.

someguy3 ,

Fertilizer.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Actually, it’s a piss pot

ImplyingImplications , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
coffeebiscuit , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
SnokenKeekaGuard , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
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I genuinely don’t think I could talk on the phone while I piss

wesker ,

Call me.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

surely

Empricorn ,

Maybe.

Aggravationstation ,

But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?

altima_neo ,
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You’d be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In the early 2000s my mother’s bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.

altima_neo ,
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I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.

Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It’s fucking gross.

Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Come on folks, do better
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NOOOO! DON’T TURN THE DOGS INTO PIZZA

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Come on folks, do better

Let me do it for you.

nao , to lemmyshitpost in Come on folks, do better

what is that even

dditty ,
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