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finickydesert , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?
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Usually I try to get my account to auto opt-in to email so I doge this question

Vinny_93 , to lemmyshitpost in Who Wants To Be A Lemming

Nick Kroll does not look impressed. Then again, he never does.

majestictechie ,

I had to do a double take scrolling because I was like “Wait, what that Nick Kroll?”

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Nick Kroll and John Mulaney for those who don’t know.

Ejh3k ,

Wow. I thought the guy on the left was from arrested development

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Perhaps a bit of a resemblance. Kroll and Mulaney collaborate a lot. They even had a long running Broadway show. They were plugging Big Mouth with this charity appearance.

Lemjukes ,

Wow I could have sworn that was Jason Bateman

Empricorn ,

You’ve seen more than 2 white guys on TV, right?

GetOffMyLan , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?

I base it purely on if there’s something in my shopping that may need to be returned. Like clothes or electronics.

Lemminary , to lemmyshitpost in Who Wants To Be A Lemming

This reminds me of how well I can do algebra and calculus but need to whip out the calculator for the tip.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Tips are easy. You move the decimal point (10%) and double (20%). Or find 10%, half of 10% is 5% and add that 5% to whatever 10% was for a 15% tip. And fudge the numbers to make the math easier when it makes sense to, it’s a tip not a math test.

Lemminary ,

Easy for you to say! You don’t have scrambled eggs for brains. 😜

hemko ,

You’re going to far. 0% of any sum is 0

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What are you guys talking about? Tip is just rounding up to banknotes-only. €37.25? You pay 2x€20.

EatATaco ,

This is the way I do it. Often I just divide by ten and multiply by two, but I’m a generous tipper, and it’s one less head math step.

The funny thing is that this basically how common core math works: get to the answer by doing as much easy math as possible.

VerdantSporeSeasoning , (edited )

Another method: tax is often about 8%, so double that as a baseline and adjust from there.

AgentGrimstone , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?

Mine is based on whether I can scan the receipt for points to get free stuff.

assembly ,

Similar but I scan mine for reimbursement as the majority of times I am buying stuff while outside the house it is a business expense. This statement makes me realize I need to leave the house more often for non work purposes.

randoot , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?

I ask for one if I suspect they’ll get my order wrong and I have a paper trail.

BudgetBandit , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?

In most of the EU it’s against the law to not print out a receipt without written consent.

Blackout , to lemmyshitpost in Would you like a receipt?
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I was just at Hollywood market today and the cashier asked me if I wanted a receipt. For some reason I said No but he printed it out and stuck it in the bag. I told him thank you and left. Next time I will let them make the decision.

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in Who Wants To Be A Lemming

A

walter_wiggles ,

Is that your final answer?

Vinny_93 ,

Considering 1 percent of 12 million is 120k I guess that’s about right.

JackbyDev ,

Final answer?

Vinny_93 ,

Y… es. Yes. No. Yes

FelixCress ,

Can I ring a friend?

Good4Nuthin , to lemmyshitpost in Who Wants To Be A Lemming

either way, that would buy a lotta tuna.

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter
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bsky.social

Son of Twitter

pineapplelover ,

Is it federated?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it is a competing federation standard. It’s not activity pub.

pineapplelover ,

Oh that’s not as good. What’s the user count of mastodon compared to bluesky?

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Danger
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

What’s on the other side? It sounds important

over_clox ,

It’s clearly the other side of the cock, obviously.

LodeMike OP ,

I think that’s just “look” but written badly

over_clox ,

Oof, that ‘doctor’ handwriting…

LodeMike OP ,

The first letter has an angled instead of curved bend.

over_clox ,

And the third letter was open…

LodeMike OP ,

Yes but that one is curved.

over_clox ,

Look, we don’t question the doctor’s orders around here… 😂🤣

Rai ,

Aussie, its 100% “cock”

Snowclone ,

I used to put these on broken equipment, intensely fucking annoying job, had my boss cut one off, plug back in the unit, call me into his office to chew me out for DARING to lock out tag out a working unit, and then the fire alarm goes off. Guess what started the fire? I couldn’t quit fast enough.

Snowclone ,

Oh yeah, the other side is just the info on who put the tag in, and identifying the equipment so people don’t rotate the same tags to other equipment.

Dudewitbow ,

isnt the LOTO procedure to ask the person listed on the tag whats wrong with it before actually trying to use it. Boss ego crazy to completely just ignore the tag without understanding why it was on there in the first place.

lolrightythen ,

At my place of work, we have a switch that has been locked out for over a decade. The dude doesn’t even work there anymore. Perhaps isn’t alive. It isn’t critical, but our LOTO trainings don’t cover that possibility.

themeatbridge ,

That’s actually exactly how it should work. The switch isn’t necessary, or someone would have called in an expert to fix it, so it hasn’t been fixed and remains locked.

lolrightythen ,

But what if we wanted to tag it back in?

themeatbridge ,

Then you need an expert on the equipment. If the person who tagged it out didn’t document why, and isn’t available to answer questions, then someone needs to do a full diagnostic and maintenance on whatever it is. Really, asking the person who failed to document the reason shouldn’t even be considered an option. Memories are unreliable. Anyone with the authority to lock out equipment should be trained on the procedure.

The original person who locked the switch fucked up, but that sort of fuckup is precisely why LOTO procedures exist. Safety regs are written in blood. 500 years ago, some well-meaning technician found some equipment that was broken and put it aside to fix later. One of their colleagues found the equipment, not realizing it was broken, tried to use it and immediately died a gruesome death.

Safety is diametric to convenience. Somebody cuts a corner somewhere, and the safest thing to do is overreact.

lolrightythen ,

Gotcha, i have plenty of training in LOTO. Was merely commenting about something being locked out, and then the operator having moved on while leaving it locked out. I found it amusing.

The switch is actually operable, just locked out bc we no longer use the gas heaters they control.

Snowclone ,

Oh yeah. If he wasn’t the guy with the hiring and firing job he would have been walked off that day. He’s easily the worst boss I ever had. Started planning my escape after that. The company had a real problem with sunk cost fallacy. ‘‘Well we invested so much in him’’ was the adittude.

Etterra ,

There’s always some jackass pulling this kind of thing. I’ve even heard of people cutting off locks for locking out things, including a shit like breaker boxes while a guy was working on wiring. Jackass coworker pulled that, blew the guy who locked it and tagged it right off of his ladder and into the hospital. The boss suggested to the idiot that cut it off that he could either resign immediately or wait until injured coworker came back from the hospital and rehabilitation and deal with him personally. Idiot stick quit.

Passerby6497 ,

WHY DID HIS DUMB ASS NOT GET FIRED FOR ATTEMPTING TO ELECTROCUTE A COWORKER?!?!

Seriously, I’m more mad at the company for their policy than the dumbass who tried to fry another employee. The employee is a moron who might hurt someone, the company is negligent and is likely to get multiple employees hurt or killed with that kind of lax policy.

abbadon420 ,

What happened to the idiot? Did he stick or did he quit?

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

" what the fuck you looking at this side for? Its Fucked mate, fucked!"

ironhydroxide ,

“the fuck you still looking at the tag for, look at the fucking equipment you cunt, obviously fucked”

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Usually contact info for the person who tagged it.

Revan343 ,

Probably a drawing of a middle finger

Geobloke ,

An incredibly well detailed cock and balls. The vein work is exquisite

Qwaffle_waffle , to lemmyshitpost in Dall-e
BackOnMyBS , to lemmyshitpost in Dall-e
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

So much freedom in that tho. As long as it is legal, you can do whatever the fuck you want, and no one would give a shit. Keep me updated on your wacky adventures!

LodeMike OP ,

Pardon?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

If the message of the meme that no one loves you, then my comment above holds true.

interdimensionalmeme , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

It was not nice of them, but I can understand why the Saudi populace’s blood boils for bloody revenge against the west. We just have to make sure their society completely collapse (such as embroilling them into a war of extermination with Iran) before they acquire nukes (and nuke us right in the New York)

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