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Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Tim Cook be like

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0460553-e3ba-4b4c-b49f-6a71c1a43fe8.jpeg

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Tim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Duh, it’s the internet

Hux , to lemmyshitpost in Apple

“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”

superduperpirate , to lemmyshitpost in Apple

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”

“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I think I dated Apple back in college.

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Apple
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“well mister tim, i do also download cum”

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

facts and logic be like /s

LodeMike OP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I am actually kind of bummed that nobody’s answering the question :(

proctonaut ,

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

LodeMike OP ,

Happy Cake Day!

Still bummed.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/45b7516d-3e71-474f-bc58-667967eb6087.png

LodeMike OP ,

Lol. Cuba?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)

Not to be confused with Pig War (2026)

Blackmist ,

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

lugal ,

Read the rules! No spoilers in this community! Most of us are living in 2023 or 2024 and don’t want to know what happens later yet

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I’m no stanky time traveller.

intensely_human ,

Deleriant visions are considered equivalent to time travel under the SPARS Act of 2027. Under the Ex Post Facto Act of 2035 that gives me the authority to arrest you right now.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I love Wikipedia

Hupf ,

What did you just call me‽

SwordInStone ,

I’m bummed almost no-one (including you) is posting links

A_Chilean_Cyborg , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

My ADHD thanks duolingo, if I’ll only learn French at gunpoint, so be it.

lauha ,

For some people, self study is a fine choice. For others a structured environment like a class room works better.

I’d sign up for a point blank french class.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

I took French I at uni, but too many people want to take French II so it will be a while before I manage to take said class.

vonxylofon , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Damn right. If I transitioned, I wouldn’t take a lame name like Mildred. I’d go for something cool like Radicalorange or Forcefulblue.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to transition for that, most adults can get their name changed whenever they like.

tabris ,

There was a guy who changed his name to Sydney Harbour Bridge because he could.

Slovene ,

Why not Periwinkle or Orangered?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Team periwinkle represent

The admins fucking rigged that game

vonxylofon ,

Well, because we’re doing modifier + colour here. Mild + red?

Allero , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wc83qX6oNM

It’s official, do not forget

Subnet64 , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

the sister

LodeMike OP ,

Oh

qarbone ,

now you see it

TomAwsm ,

Now you don’t (the underwear, I mean)

db2 ,

Abby Shapiro

pigup ,

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OP’s post).

Rusty ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/0d6904ca-98ea-4912-93a9-facedae80b54.jpeg

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

It’s funny because his sister looks like someone gender bent him and gave him a proper skin care routine

LodeMike OP ,

Yeah

Delphia ,

I mean, in fairness Ben Shapiros looks are possibly the least offensive thing about literally everything else about him.

FelixCress , to lemmyshitpost in Benny 😍😍😍

Oddlyspecific

LodeMike OP ,

Yes that’s the joke. It’s funny making fun of right wingers :)))

FelixCress ,

The obvious issue is that it is like taking candy from a baby. They are not developed enough to defend themselves. 😁

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