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RootBeerGuy , to memes in Pokemon - US Edition
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Why would they pokemon be on the side of the government during riots? Are pokemon stupid?

Jorgelino ,

I mean, why would pokemon be on the side of team rocket or whatever other villainous (often apocalyptic) group the games have? They just follow whoever catches them no matter what.

TheRTV ,

Exactly. In game, Pokemon follow people of a certain strength.

unexposedhazard ,

Why are suffering lower/middle class people opposed to protests for better social security and medical systems? Are they stupid?

But fr tho sometimes people are just blind. If you have been a slave (pokemon) for life then its hard to break your chains.

rwhitisissle ,

Have you never heard of police dogs?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Why wouldn’t they? Team Rocket/MagmAqua/Galactic/Plasma/Flare all have pokemon fighting with them. They listen to the trainer, not the moral obligation of the society.

RootBeerGuy ,
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Yeah but they get less healthcare then, because now it costs money.

Alaskaball ,
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Federal thugs get free Healthcare because they act as the enforcement arm of the capitalist state.

RootBeerGuy ,
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Sign me up!

Aquilae ,
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And that’s why cops and pokemon betray the working class

RootBeerGuy ,
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Well they got me at “thugs”.

ouRKaoS ,

There are many people who have jobs they hate because they get good benefits, like healthcare & dental.

The Pokemon are just the abused working class.

root_beer ,

There’s a documentary that may help explain this, iirc it’s called Paw Patrol

ClockworkOtter ,

Yo, the last major outbreak of violence against the government was when the far right lost an election. This is pretty damn on the ball.

Mango ,

A price on healing means my trainer won’t be so inclined to make me fight!

Patches ,

Pokemon in all versions of Pokemon are literal slaves. They have no free will if they are in a Poke Bowl. And depending on the movie - that free will can be overwritten again by a Psychic Type Pokemon.

HowManyNimons ,

Tell me what the “pokemon” should do.

Alsephina ,

Join in the revolution against the capitalist government.

BCsven , to memes in Capitalism.jpg

By Boss it should say Corporation, or Large Corporate Boss. Because many bosses at companies are earning same as you and got more responsibility dumped on them.

Rodeo ,

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

BCsven ,

I’m lucky I guess our company owner leads by example and believes in open financial statements. We all see what the company makes, what the expenses and labour are, and how much profit has been generated

bobs_monkey ,

I own a small contracting company, I’m working twice as much as any of my guys and don’t really make much more than them for hours in/money out. I am in the field with them all for all 40 hours they are as well as weekends, plus all the admin stuff at night. They also make good money hourly as well as cash bonuses

Rodeo ,

Neat.

chetradley , to memes in Religious Nationalism is brainrot.
PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Camel by camel starts playing in the background

some_guy , to linux in Btw

I’m just gonna promote the benefits of therapy. I learned to love myself. I think this meme is about hating yourself, so I think it fits. Only semi-serious, no hate intended.

reddit_sux ,

I think it is more about rage control than about loving or hating oneself. Like stopping yourself from chucking the laptop halfway across the room when it doesn’t boot because you misspelled a variable in a config file.

Anticorp ,

Eh… I get the joke, but using Arch is about loving computing. All the other OSes have removed the human element of computing. Arch still lets you control and administer your computer, which is good fun for weirdos like me.

elucubra ,

Wait. Am I not allowed to mess with stuff, use the terminal, compile, and all those things in Mint!?

Call the manager. I want my money back!

FiskFisk33 ,

absolutely and completely forbidden! somebody call the tuxpolice!

elucubra ,

I was asking for a friend!

Anticorp ,

Of course you can. But in Arch you must do a lot of things that are optional in other distros, and you install your packages explicitly, only including what you want.

Aceticon ,

Must isn’t better that can - to have choice taken away from your, there’s always Windows or, even better, MacOS.

Anticorp ,

Meh, Arch users like it. Plus not having stuff you don’t want or don’t use on your OS makes it snappier and easier to update and maintain.

Bitrot ,
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And as a bonus, if you don’t install support for something and have no idea it exists, you can be continually amazed that nobody has invented it yet.

K0W4LSK1 ,
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Holy shit I almost spit my coffee all over my arch ThinkPad that’s funny

Bitrot ,
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Someone should invent drain holes for that situation.

FiskFisk33 ,

you had me until “All”

FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in Oui
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Omelet du fromage.

seliaste ,
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Au*

Betch ,
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Aumelette du fromage.

You’re welcome :3

seliaste ,
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:sob:

Betch ,
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What’s wrong bb girl? :( You’re not even touching your aumelette :(

I made it just for you :((((

seliaste ,
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It’s omelette au fromage :sob:

Betch ,
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Nan! Aumelette du fraumage! :3

seliaste ,
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Meow

Betch ,
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seliaste ,
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Ouaf!

Betch , (edited )
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Ouaf!

(Dog is currently outside, have this picture of him, also outside, but from 2 summers ago. He loves haurticulture.)

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/961ebce0-f2da-45ff-aa85-4f2792776c7c.png

seliaste ,
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Oooh very pretty plant!

Betch ,
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Thank you, I will let him know you said that! He is a very good lil farmer boy. You can see how proud he is.

fishbone ,

He loves haurticulture.

Du*

Betch ,
@Betch@lemmy.world avatar

😨

You are feral.

Makeshift ,

If you’re out of the loop: There was a Dexter’s Lab episode where the titular character could only say “Omelette du fromage” for the whole episode.

If you know that and an extended reference went over my head… oops!

seliaste ,
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Never knew

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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What's gold have to do with this?

fishbone ,

Nah, AU stands for alternate universe, I learned that when someone once threatened my life with Splatoon characters.

Zoop ,

Suddenly I feel myself swooning and am very attracted to you

Rekorse ,

Who says Dexters Laboratory never taught me anything!

azertyfun ,

u/1-Sisyphe’s original upload of THE response gif is dead… Purged by imgur. Enjoy this archive.org version

smuuthbrane , to lemmyshitpost in Duolingo is wild
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And yet the Klingon lessons are “the men and women walk” and “Martok and Torg respect Kahless” and “the soldier repaired Mara’s robot”.

grue ,

Maybe you’ve got to get farther into them to learn how to express your bloodlust?

smuuthbrane ,
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I know all the right words for “want” and “kill”, I’m just not advanced enough to be able to correctly say “I want to kill you”. Maybe “SoH HoH jIneH”? I have SO much to learn.

grue ,

Be our luck Duolingo would make us learn “SoH HoH jIneH’be” instead.

smuuthbrane ,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

STOP PUSHING YOUR DIPLOMATIC AGENDA, DUOLINGO!!

bane_killgrind ,

I think there should not be a translation for that, because the sentiment would be “I will kill you”

smuuthbrane ,
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I figured it out. Based on the KLD, it would be “qaHoH jIneH”. It’s a special case.

potentiallynotfelix , to memes in Winning the lottery
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7z better

beefcat ,
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On Windows, NanaZip is even better. It’s a fork of 7zip focused on performance and UI improvements.

potentiallynotfelix ,
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WINDOWS MENTIONED 🪟🪟🪟 WHAT THE FUCK IS STABILITY ⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️

BoringHusband , to reddit in ...

Why would anyone buy shares in a company that is not profitable, nor may never be profitable. Even they wrote that in the IPO. What would a buyer of shares be buying a share of?

lemmytellyousomething ,

Well, you get the shares “cheap” because it’s not profitable and hope that they turn profitable, e.g. by selling user data, or paywalling everything like Twitter. The mods make $0. For them, it’s probably more like: Why are the mods only paying us $0? How can we maximize that?

7heo OP ,
sunbeam60 ,

Maybe in 2022. 2023 had 25% of the VC deal volume that 2022 did and 2024 ain’t looking any better.

The age of cheap capital has finished. Unless you’re already healthy or can demonstrate a reasonable path to profitability, later-stage VC is actually really hard to find right now. Angel capital still abounds for people with good track record.

But it’s a tough environment for Reddit to do an IPO in and they probably know it. But they have no other option - they can’t continue into series H, J, Z. Those days are gone.

AeonFelis ,

You live in a world where people are buying NFTs, and you find THIS surprising?

unreachable , to programmerhumor in Use a old version of a library with a known defect
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when you didn’t realise that you’ve changed the world all this time

Olhonestjim , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!

Baizey ,

But do they sell it to third parties?

Olhonestjim ,

I have heard they share it freely.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange

learningduck ,

My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

Duamerthrax ,

Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?

gapbetweenus , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.

Gabu ,

Still no catgirls

gapbetweenus ,

With crisp we have the technology - it’s just a question of demand at this point.

ikidd ,
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Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed

SpaceCowboy ,
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I’m waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.

gapbetweenus ,

If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.

Gork , to programmerhumor in Git Rules

“Cave Johnson here. We are implementing a new policy, effective immediately. The git blame command will now be used to blame individual programmers. The blamed party will temporarily be reassigned to our home appliances division to test our new line of giant washing machines by riding the spin cycle. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe, but we are not liable for personal injury or death.”

CodexArcanum , to programmer_humor in Floating-point arithmetic

If I can’t be a number, none of you can!

(See also cascading nulls)

feoh , to asklemmy in What Major Social Media Platforms Would You Like To See Federated Alternatives To That Don't Exist Yet?

Github

All the benefits of the network effect without the crippling reliance on a single MegaCorp to keep the lights on and not turn hostile like the owners of SourceForge, Reddit, and Freenode IRC.

Would also solve a problem I’m not hearing anyone at all talk about - what happens when the Gitlab / Gittea / whatever instances projects are hosting run out of money and go dark? Those sources are lost forever.

mosiacmango , (edited )

Youre in luck. Forgeo is a well maintained, self hosted gitea fork that is federated by design.

feoh ,

Fantastic, I will check this out!

Now we just need to get projects to start using it and federating their source code :)

I suspect the other comment about Gitlab may have more adoption because lots of projects including some very large ones are already using that platform.

Zak ,
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feoh ,

That’s really great to hear! It’s an incredible vision for an open source future not dependent on MegaCorps, and I am SO here for that!

kersploosh , to memes in No regret.
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Holy cow, happy cake day!

What have the past three years on Lemmy been like for you?

Samsy OP ,

Thx. Well my account was just a lurker the first year or more, in reality I completly switched, when the most people switched last year. The only difference, I had already an account.

possum ,
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