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lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Choose!

Not exactly a body guard but I’d still prefer a rest room with mirrors and running water

Klear ,

And urine!

…vited!

HootinNHollerin , to cat in An old cat can learn new tricks
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Like Roman elite

Rolando ,

Why don’t modern restaurants have triclinia? I’d be there every day.

jxk ,

Would people have to remove their shoes to eat?

Rolando ,

Good question… probably not?

reagansrottencorpse ,

Reminds me of the boondocks episode where that restaurant has beds in it, they serve burgers on donuts as the bread.

MudSkipperKisser , to lemmyshitpost in Pug life

Man, I never get the pug flights!

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

You can have mine. My pug I mean.

Mouselemming , to asklemmy in light in question for previous post

That’s definitely a portal with 3 aliens peeking through, each has 3 eyes. One was green with envy at the massive shit you took in the dark. He also shoved the other guy over so he could get a better look.

d3Xt3r ,

Yeah, that is nightmare material for sure. Especially if you’ve got trypophobia.

yanyuan ,

Maybe the best way forward would be a no poop challenge? At least that’s what Lemmy taught me.

png , to lemmyshitpost in Hello there

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

havokdj ,

Dude, they totally need to make a mod for that in fonv

Stanwich ,

Fuck. They need to do this. Bladder meter . When it gets full you start losing health. But you have to let your guard down to shit or piss and it takes at least 30s.

havokdj ,

Imagine scavenging for toilet paper

qyron ,

Rags and water, my friend.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

that would get so old lol. i would just be bored having to wait to take a shit when i already take enough during the day

dustyData ,

Survivor games were dubbed “babysitting bars simulators” at one point when hunger, thirst, sleep and all other sorts of survivor meters were being added to all games because reasons. Unless they have some interesting ludo narrative dynamic they get annoying almost immediately. There’s a reason they don’t show up in recent games as often anymore.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i really liked survival in fallout 4, mostly because its actually super hard at the start, any fire fight could mean death, you gotta play like you are really there for real

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The hunger bar in ark sucks. Its a multi point issue I think. The time cycle is made super quick so that does mean you have to drink and eat more but also it takes 10 steaks to fill that bar and you have to do it at least 3 times a day. It’s ridiculous.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sort of reminds me of when they added laying water pipes and adding pumping stations and water towers to SimCity 2000. It was just an added grind which made it less fun.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

The most vital part of city infrastructure in a city building sim is boring to you? 🤔 Why play the game then? Or do you think it’s all skyscrapers and disasters?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

In the original SimCity, it wasn’t part of the game and it was more fun. I understand some people want it to be more realistic, but I don’t really care about realism in games, which is sort of the whole point of this thread.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Then SimCity is not the game for you. 🤷

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It was before SimCity 2000.

HappyFrog ,

I recommend searching up the game “Urge”, best survival game to date.

Karyoplasma ,

Fun fact: the time it takes to empty the bladder is consistent across all mammals. It takes, on average, 20-25 seconds. Species with larger bladders have a higher urine throughput to compensate for volume.

bluuebunny ,
Thisfox ,

Death stranding does this I believe…

EmoDuck ,

Keep in mind that pretty much ever post apocalyps character would have horrible diarrhea.

Just imagine every sneaking mission in Last of Us, Joel trying his best not to unleash a dirty bomb. Or the courier confronting Lanius atop Hoover Dam, chocolate water running down both their legs.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That would be fucking hysterical and if you defeat a boss by shitting all over them, infinitely more so.

Karyoplasma ,

If things like this would be considered, the outcry would be huge because female characters have this disadvantage…

philpo ,

In SCUM you definitely have to crap and pee regularly and absolutely can get diarrhoea.

I died more than once from untimely diarrhoea.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
spezz ,

Death Stranding

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

That actually would be a pretty cool feature to have in a game. I’m surprised they don’t. Also hunger and thirst.

joyjoy , to linux in I'm ditching htop for btop, look how cool it is

Ooh, it looks even better than gtop.

Edit: Why does the menu look like this?

https://i.imgur.com/vR2uvQH.png

TheButtonJustSpins ,

50/50 on if it starts listing processes or launches a new game of Zelda.

nuke ,

Say no more, I’m sold

Rikj000 ,
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Btop has been rewritten in C++, hence the ++

aport ,

Uh oh, time to rewrite it in rust

teawrecks ,
gbin ,

The rust one is called bottom (btm) see the other thread :). When you already have a rust environment it is just at a cargo install away which is convenient.

beejjorgensen ,
@beejjorgensen@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nostalgia city…

zShxck OP ,

Jeez, never saw that, mine just open the program

AbidanYre ,

Press ‘m’

gullible , to memes in Vibes

I get next go on the spiked nipple net.

xenspidey , to cat in Kitty loves fetch

My cat prefers my wife’s hair ties, it’s hilarious

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

One of my cats goes crazy with balls made from hair from the other cat, our theory is that its a simulation of her hunting ther other, bigger, cat.

Phanatik ,

My cat loves rubber bands even though she'll stretch it out and hit herself with it over and over again.

bmsok ,

I adore cats that do this. So much fun.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We get a pack from the dollar store every year or so for Christmas/the cats’ birthdays just so they stop stealing the ones my wife actually wants to use. They’re easily their favorite toy.

Last cat was jelly bellies. They fit just right in her paw so she could throw them to herself, and the noise they made? Better than a ball with a bell. We ended up keeping a little bowl on the counter just for the cat. It was always worrying when we’d have guests. If we forgot to put away/warn them about the cat’s beans, well, I hope they liked the taste of cat foot.

mdurell , to programmerhumor in Very clever...

Alt-F4

Somewhereunknown7351 ,
@Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social avatar

Take my fucking upvote and leave

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

if your desktop environment uses alt+f4 to quit 💀

Bene7rddso ,

If yours doesn’t use it, you know what it uses instead

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

very true.

Nakoichi , to memes in precise
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Reminder that Hamas rose to power with the backing of Israel as a counterweight to popular secular left wing parties in Palestine. The Hamas that exists now is far from what it was then and is not the anti-Semitic boogieman they created, but rather a larger popular front that has liberalized in some ways to the point that they are conducting the current defense against the Zionist entity as a united front with the left.

This is a thread full of videos and proof of how Hamas actually treats Israeli captives.

In one case their doctors even performed surgery on a wounded Israeli, in other instances they are shown protecting them from gunfire from Israeli soldiers, in others they are seen taking care of children, and in many posing for pictures with the elderly, one specific picture shows and elderly lady with a Palestinian fighters gun in her lap while she smiles and they both wave piece signs.

This fight is not as complicated as western media is trying to make it out to be.

SwampYankee ,

I guess this is ketchup all over that child’s bunk bed & sheets?

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/421e2ad0-09ed-40d2-a441-4104fd91007b.webp

And this is just black spray paint, right?

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/5515fdb5-dcf5-4635-b31d-bcb249e7c11f.webp

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Fuck off. Posting unsourced shock images to try to emotionally manipulate people into supporting a genocidal apartheid state is disgusting.

I have zero patience for Zionists.

SwampYankee ,

Those pictures are all over the internet, but here’s the specific article I got them from which I’m sure you’re very interested in. You know the Nazis took pictures of Jews playing in orchestras and doing sports and shit, right?

I’m not a Zionist, but I’m also not a fucking moron. The world shouldn’t be surprised when Israeli children get murdered in their beds, but we also shouldn’t pretend it didn’t happen and Hamas are just joyriding in golf carts with smiling old Jews. You’re quite literally trying to manipulate people into supporting Hamas, a terrorist group that murdered and kidnapped over 1k people two weeks ago, for fuck’s sake. And you accuse me of manipulating people by posting photos of the aftermath? You’re a gaslighting piece of shit. See a therapist.

For the record, Israel disgusts me more every year. Netanyahu needs to be ventilated the same way his supporter did Rabin and I hope the settlements in the West Bank burn to the ground.

Nakoichi , (edited )
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

I’m not a Zionist, but I’m also not a fucking moron

Actually you’re both.

See a therapist.

Very cool ableism. I disagree with you and think you are a liberal centrist both sides-ing genocide therefore I must have some mental disorder. Fuck ooooofffffffffffffff!

You are also flattening this conflict by claiming that Hamas are the only ones fighting back. This is not “Hamas” this is a popular front of several militant liberation organizations fighting for the existence of their people against a genocidal settler colonial project and you’re painting them all as terrorists under a blanket label that you yourself demonstrably do not understand. You are also being manipulated by imperialist media but you have to be letting yourself believe this shit at this point because it is so incredibly blatant.

By the way those people that the Palestinian fighters are defending include Palestinian Jews that Israel is bombing all the same.

SwampYankee ,

Bruh, you’re posting “several militant liberation organizations” propaganda and trying to suggest that “several militant liberation organizations” are hanging out with Jews and playing badminton or something. You clearly do have a mental disorder.

I have zero problem with anything you’ve posted EXCEPT that stupid Twitter thread full of propaganda photos. War is hell and people at war do terrible things. Don’t pretend your side doesn’t, asshole.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

I don’t care what you have or have not a problem with. You have thus far done apologia for Zionism, misinformation about the Palestinian struggle, and posted unsolicited gore pictures without a source or a content warning all in THIS thread and you call me an asshole? Cool.

Also here’s your cherished innocent settlers and what they have been doing for 70 years that is the cause of all this

SwampYankee ,

What misinformation? What apologia? Why are you denying what happened on October 7? Just say you support it.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Just say you support it.

I support any means deemed necessary for colonized people to liberate themselves. You’d be crying over dead slaveowners in the 1800s.

Stop arguing with me you’re not going to change my mind you’re just digging your heels in to defend genocide.

SwampYankee ,

I’m not trying to change your mind. I agree with you. I just think you’re dumb for buying Hamas propaganda and an asshole for spreading it.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

And I think you’re a racist piece of shit for trying to paint all Palestinians as “Hamas”

SwampYankee ,

Was that in the comment where I said Netanyahu needs to be ventilated?

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Saying one thing does not negate all the other things you said.

This is like, elementary level comprehension of words and linear time.

RoadArchie ,

Seek help. Reported.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Implying that fascist apologia is something that is indicative of a “mental health problem” is ableist on its own. We can call these assholes out without resorting to these sorts of insults that might harm your comrades and most likely roll right off their intended target.

It also undermines the agency of the one spouting fascist shit and in a way removes their agency and diminishes their participation in doing said fascist rhetoric.

Shyfer ,

Not sure if you remember or heard but thousands of civilians were killed by Hamas a few days, including many who would probably march for peace with Palestine, children and old people. Hamas are not the good guys and it’s definitely complicated.

Avnar ,

Im waiting for the numbers on how many Israelis where killed by Hamas vs how many where killed by the IDF while beeing held hostage by Hamas.

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

This is only outrageous if you don’t consider the lives of thousands more Palestinians as worth as much. Isreal has already far exceeded that number in Gazan families shredded by bombs and crushed by rubble. I wonder why western news doesn’t talk about them?

SwampYankee ,

I wonder why two things can’t be outrageous.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Did you not read that reply at all?

The Israeli plight is constantly talked about and the Palestinians are constantly demonized. How about you step back for a second and examine why you are so upset NOW at THIS incident, when far worse has been done to Palestinians for over 70 years.

“Why aren’t you adding your voice to the orchestra of pro-Zionist voices and instead trying to give voice to their victims who are largely ignored by western media until they finally get fed up with being ignored and decide to actually fight their oppressors?”

Please, I say this in the kindest way you deserve: Go fuck yourself with a spoon.

IAmHisBiggestSpoon ,

It’s atrocious to move a happy, well adjusted family from the country they have lived in for generations into a literal war zone. Then settle land stolen by imperialists, expecting peace and safety. The same peace and safety being actively denied to the colonized families.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

I’m so fucking sick of these enlightened centrist liberals “muh both sides are bad, why don’t you condemn Hamas!” smuglord

Fuck all the way off and face the fucking wall. Stalin was right.

darcy , to programmerhumor in Gotta watch them nil pointers!
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

should have used Rust instead. that way you never talk to a friend in the first place

Cephirux , to memes in O.O

Kind for them to get a partner for the dog so the dog won’t feel lonely.

balderdash9 , to memes in Guys?

Really let the guy with the lever off the hook. It’s your moral dilemma now lol

MystikIncarnate , to memes in She helps when I cook.

Pretty much all the time. Whenever my cat is staring at me and I have something in my hands, if he’s close enough to sniff, I hold it where he can sniff. Doesn’t matter what it is.

If it’s food, and maybe the food is something he is interested in, I can see his expression/posture change, and I pull back and and separate a small, cat-sized bite for him to try, being careful to only give him cat friendly morsels, like a piece of meat or something.

Usually he doesn’t have any interest in what I’m eating, so that’s rare. Most of the time he sniffs, then retreats to a safe distance, uninterested in what I’m having… I just think he’s not sure until he gets a good whiff; so I give him one.

pete_the_cat ,

My parents cats love carbs/sweets.

ryannathans ,

Cats can’t taste sugar though

TranscendentalEmpire ,

Most sweet things usually have a lot of fat which kitties love.

pete_the_cat ,

That’s what they say, but the cats sure do love it. They’ve eaten bits of donuts, potato chips, drank iced tea, etc…

CulturedLout ,

One of mine would pick up mini marshmallows with a claw, lick all the powdered sugar off and then shake her paw to get rid of it, flinging the wet, sticky blob off into the unknown.

pete_the_cat ,

Sounds about right!

bmsok ,

Who doesn’t love a good sniff?

seitanic , to memes in An industry shouldn't have multiple human rights watch reports about working conditions
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t want better working conditions in the torture-murder factories. I want those factories shut down.

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