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thanatotus , to linuxmemes in type the distro you use and is and let your keyboard finish it

Fedora also FYI I am in Taiwan will plunder and China for useless conflict between Taiwan will have a nice folks have you all the time.

So yeah, it’s all gibberish

milicent_bystandr ,

Taiwan: I’m bored.

Taiwan: I know, I’ll plunder China for useless conflict.

frezik , to science_memes in MSc Mansplaining

Is that a Risk map? Is he mansplaining the Siam Camp strategy?

Gingernate ,

Settlers of catan

Echinoderm ,

So the caption is really: “man convinces 5 clearly less enthusiastic friends to play board game.”

shortypig , to fediverse in How do we get "normies" to adopt the Fediverse?

I’m guessing a lot of comments will be of the “why do we want to?” variety.

stsquad ,

Quite. Go to the big services that know how to moderate and maintain (and importantly pay for) a public square. But also encourage the interesting ones enable federation for wider coverage.

ayyy , to science_memes in MSc Mansplaining

Us-vs-them attitudes are super cool and good.

samus12345 , (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

People like you would think that.

Edit: /s, since it apparently wasn’t obvious.

fossilesque OP ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

You would say that.

smeenz ,

You’re both just the same as each other.

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

No u

dingus ,

Generally I do agree with that statement. But I think this can be taken in a lighthearted manner. Not every joke needs to be so PC to the point where you’re afraid to say anything and all humor is lost. Humor is subjective tho so I think it’s fair to not like the joke.

zaph , to nostupidquestions in Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?

Ignoring the fact that coffee beans aren’t beans, for the same reason we don’t make tea with just any leaf. Someone braver than you tried it and it was disgusting.

Maggoty ,

We do make tea with a lot more plants than people realize though.

zaph ,

Absolutely that’s why I didn’t specify a leaf type. Probably could have said poison ivy and been fine though

KittenBiscuits ,

Anything is edible. Once.

Lemming6969 ,

Tisane to be pedantic

tamal3 ,

Or toxic! Don’t forget toxic.

z00s ,
dual_sport_dork , to retrogaming in What should I do with a yellow NES?
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Given how easy the front loader NES is to take apart and the simplicity of its shape, rather than Retrobrite it I would probably be more inclined to just separate the yellowed parts from the remainder and paint them.

But then, you’re also talking to somebody whose OG NES has an emerald green power light and you don’t need to press cartridges down in it to play them anymore. So, preserving that coveted originality is not exactly in my wheelhouse anyway.

MissJinx , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in State of Lemmy comments right now
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dogs are nature’s vacuum cleaners confirmed

P4ulin_Kbana ,

I like dogs ˆ_ˆ

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

Anticorp , to science_memes in Glowworm

Or Dr. Seuss.

UlyssesT , to science_memes in MSc Mansplaining

When he graduates, he gets a fedora.

fossilesque OP ,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

If they get a phd, they get a mall ninja sword like Finland.

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And once they become professors, they forget how to keep their Eve Online alerts from interrupting class.

Cowbee , to asklemmy in Is there a term similar to "shrinkflation" when food is made cheaper instead of smaller?
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

General enshittification, which is a consequence of declining Capitalism and the Tendency for the Rate of Profit to Fall.

lemmeBe , to fediverse in How do we get "normies" to adopt the Fediverse?

I’m a developer, and it was a pain picking an instance. You start reading about them, and it turns out one’s censored, the other one’s communist, third one doesn’t cooperate with the other ones so you can’t see anything…

As long as it is like this, I don’t believe mass adoption is feasible. I would’ve given up because it takes a lot of time compared to just registering and off you go, but I was interested to see what’s all the ruckus after reddit started with censorship. Maybe interesting to mention that I was never an active reddit member (not one post there).

sunzu2 ,

Just send them to Lemmy world... Edge and shit lords will get banned and figure how this bitch works lol

Normies being on Lemmy world is better than. Reddit in my book

rglullis ,
@rglullis@communick.news avatar

And then we will get more communities being created on Lemmy world, and then the whole Fediverse depends on one single instance. This seems like a good idea at first, but won’t stand the test of time.

I am trying to convince more instance admins to install Fediverser on their servers, so that we can have a way to point people to one site that can distribute the users and help with onboarding and discovery. But so far none of the admins really seem to be interested in the having to deal with the potential influx of users from Reddit.

threelonmusketeers ,

I am trying to convince more instance admins to install Fediverser on their servers, so that we can have a way to point people to one site that can distribute the users and help with onboarding and discovery

What does Fediverser from an admin standpoint? Does it just enable a “Login with Reddit” option for onboarding new users?

rglullis ,
@rglullis@communick.news avatar

That is the main thing, yes, but it would also allow for better coordination among the instances for migration efforts. “Fediversed” Instances can keep of redditors that migrated, can have more attributes to display for people when selecting a instance, can accept or reject a Redditor based on certain criteria (e.g, account is too new, or was flagged as a spammer, or is posting a language different from the main language in the server, etc)

threelonmusketeers ,

Just send them to Lemmy world

I agree that having a “default instance” would greatly help with onboarding new users, but as many others have said before, centralizing on the largest instance is not a good idea.

There are several other “general purpose” Lemmy instances. Why not send everyone to lemm.ee, until its size is close to lemmy world? At that point, start sending everyone to lemmy.sdf.org or lemmy.zip.

sunzu2 ,

Great point!

I don't know what other instances are viable bit we should have a place to get current preferred.

I just tell my peeps Lemmy.world it is like reddit with out going into details about fediverse since they ignore me once I start talking "federation"

JubilantJaguar ,

The problem with this approach is that your peeps won’t see any reason to go there if it’s the same as the R-site only exponentially less popular.

There needs to be an understandable USP.

Perhaps: “But without ads. Ever. Anywhere.” Works for me and I know what an ad-blocker is, unlike a ton of normies.

lemmeBe ,

Sincere question: what does “normie” exactly mean in the context of Lemmy? Is it a person that couldn’t get past setting up Lemmy account?

The term sounds like it has kinda elitist connotations. I mean I’ve set up Lemmy, but I don’t feel like I’m god given - maybe I should. 😆 (kidding, of course)

maegul ,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

Yea, instead of a default instance, I think there should be a default system that assigns you to one of a set of participating “general” instances without you having to decide or think about it.

Blaze ,
@Blaze@feddit.org avatar

Doesn’t join-lemmy.org do that?

maegul ,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

AFAICT, it helps you pick an instance based on your interests, which only barely helps with the problem. If you’re new to the ecosystem, you typically just want to join in and see what’s going on before making any decisions. And you probably don’t want to bother with selecting criteria for a selection guide at all.

What I’m suggesting is clicking a button “Sign Up”, enter credentials, verify and done. Then allow the whole finding an instance process pan out naturally.

Part of the issue IMO is that how an instance advertises itself isn’t necessarily how it will be seen by someone … they need to see it for themselves.

Blaze ,
@Blaze@feddit.org avatar

Part of the issue IMO is that how an instance advertises itself isn’t necessarily how it will be seen by someone … they need to see it for themselves.

Indeed

Blaze ,
@Blaze@feddit.org avatar

Indeed, nowadays I just send people to Lemm.ee

  • neutral name (sorry SJW)
  • second biggest instance
  • almost no defederation
  • no topic or country specific (I mean, technically Estonia, but everything happens in English, compared to feddit.org for instance)
Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

-Neutral name (sorry SJW)

Boo this person! (I kid, don’t boo them, they’re doing good work and I understand if not everyone wants to be a sh.it.head)

SorteKanin ,
@SorteKanin@feddit.dk avatar

almost no defederation

I don’t think this is really a good thing. Most people don’t want to bother curating their feed and if they get lots of bad stuff from instances that ought to be defederated, then they will leave.

Boozilla , to fediverse in How do we get "normies" to adopt the Fediverse?
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

More people would be great, especially for niche communities.

I don’t see #2 as that big of a problem. Do we want people who won’t expend any effort to join? I guess everyone sees the line between accessible and “dumbed down” a little bit differently. I’m not saying #2 is great. I recognize it is an obstacle. But it’s also kind of the point of Lemmy…in the sense that this is not a monolithic corporate one-size-fits-all kind of endeavor. In a way, the obstacle also serves as a teaching moment, if you will, of how this thing even works.

Item 4 seems a bit chicken-and-egg to me. But my guess is, not being able to find those communities isn’t nearly as big of a problem as those communities not having any content / participants. I can see the argument that one causes the other, but I haven’t found it very challenging to find those empty places. It’s just not much fun to hang out there by yourself.

Findmysec , to linux in Any open source host solution for private users?

Tell her to pay for Proton. Easy way out

GooberEar , to nostupidquestions in Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?

Edit: I need to see what dried beans I have and maybe go shopping. I will give this a try with a couple different types of beans and report back if I fart or not.

Hope you have some alpha-galactosidase at your disposal.

The simplified explanation: A reason beans give some people gas is due to certain types of sugars and carbohydrates they contain. Those sugars are water soluble. Seems like brewing beans would concentrate those sugars and lead to epic tootage.

Also, one method for reducing how much gas that beans cause is to soak them in lots of water. Basically, soak them for up to 8 hours, drain, rinse, and repeat a couple more times. It works on the same principal, that the soaking process will remove at least some of the problematic, water soluble sugars. Supposedly adding a small amount of baking soda helps, too. I’m less certain about that.

BearOfaTime ,

I think Alton discusses this on Good Eats, and a long soak doesn’t really make a difference (according to him).

He did have a solution, I just don’t recall. May have been baking soda.

GooberEar ,

Oh, if Alton said that then it must be true. Who’s Alton?

scutiger ,

Alton John, a famous musician who sings about food.

GooberEar ,

Any relation to Elton? He sings about food sometimes, too.

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Also aren’t kidney beans highly poisonous when consumed dried?

trxxruraxvr ,

Yes, many beans are, but kidney beans more than most. They need to be soaked and cooked for a significant amount of time to neutralize the toxins.

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

How bad are the toxins? How sick will they make you?

trxxruraxvr ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_bean#Toxicity

As few as five raw beans or a single undercooked kidney bean can cause severe nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, and abdominal pains.

z00s ,

“Epic tootage”

I think that was a Miles Davis album

PlasticExistence , to lemmyshitpost in State of Lemmy comments right now

Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

desktop_user ,

if it’s good enough for humans it’s probably good enough for cats

Viking_Hippie ,

Narrator: as illustrated in Blazing Saddles, it was not good enough for humans

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc…

PlasticExistence ,

Won’t anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

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