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Sanctus , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.
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Yeah but “You won’t like me when I’m horny” does not sound okay to say.

Lost_My_Mind OP ,

HULK SMAAAAASH!!!

moistclump ,

With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.

Rhynoplaz ,

Try it in an Austin Powers voice.

Zahille7 , to asklemmy in what are your favorite condiment creations?

The Kinder’s fry and burger sauces are pretty damn good. They’re kinda tangy, with a hint of spice on the back of the tongue. Whataburger fries are really good in it.

I posted on another thread similar to this one, where I worked in a sports bar where we made our own Nashville hot sauce and that stuff was the bomb on our fries. Mixed with a little bit of ketchup (about 60/40) and it was absolute gold.

You can never go wrong with a ketchup/ranch mix. I’ve never tried the premade stuff, but Red Robin’s ranch mixed with ketchup is really damn good.

jeena , to piracy in Is there any Podcast players that autoskip ads?
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I really want podcast apps to hook into SponsorBlock.

Right now I'm listening to very few English podcasts because of all the advertisement. I switched to German and Swedish because most of them don't have any advertisement in them.

kratoz29 ,

I really just want a podcast app that replaces Pocket Casts (I use the free version).

What I look is a client that works with pretty much all the possible gadgets (even a damn Amazon Alexa) and have Sync between all of them).

Pocket Casts does this to me but the Alexa client is kinda broken (it never saves/sync the progress) and the PC client is behind the paywall.

Spotify is a close one for what I want… But I just don’t like it.

nullpotential , to science_memes in NOAA sending a message.
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snooggums , to nostupidquestions in Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?
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Most animals don’t have the right bone structure and muscles to throw. A dog for example doesn’t have the range of motion to throw a ball with their forelimbs.

Apes, monkeys, and other aboreal creatures can fling or throw things with some level of accuracy, but not nearly as well as humans.

ceiphas ,

I was at a zoo at a guided feeding of chimpanzees. The wuide showed us by example, that the apes were way better at aiming than him, and If you give them a food they don’t like, you should wear a helmet, AS they Hit your face with a cabbage from 30m away.

nullpotential , to science_memes in Gabby Thomas
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Can she like chill, I’m trying to underachieve over here.

Dremz , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.

That is one horny shower thought.

darkdemize , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.

Now you’ve made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I’m referring to.

FatAdama ,

Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?

darkdemize ,

This one. Very NSFW.

taiyang ,

Oh no why did I click on that! Lol

tenchiken ,

Came for this gif…

Err… From?

Leaving with leaky… Uhh… Yeah.

Fermion , (edited ) to nostupidquestions in Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?

I swear some squirrels that didn’t appreciate our hammock location could hit me with pine cones 7 times out of 10.

lauha , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.

“Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?”

“Ehm… Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet”

treadful , to nostupidquestions in Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?
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AlainH , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.

That’s my secret, Cap…

cobysev , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?

Fluently? Only English. But I spent 20 years in the US military, nearly 8 of them living full-time in foreign countries. So I did my best to learn at least a little of the languages I was exposed to in my travels.

I was stationed in Japan for 3 years. I learned how to get around and order food in Japanese, plus some limited conversation. I’m actually studying to read the language now. I could read Hirigana and Katakana (the Japanese alphabets) when I lived there. But it takes their students their entire school lives to learn how to read Kanji (the complex Chinese-borrowed symbols that represent entire words), so that one will keep me busy for a while.

When I was stationed in Germany, I learned some basic German, thanks to having friendly neighbors who spoke nearly fluent English. They helped me correct and improve my German language skills. But I was only in the country for a couple years, so I didn’t get very advanced with it.

I took 4 years of French in high school. I thought I was pretty decent at it, but every time I attempted to speak the language in France, the locals immediately switched over to English to converse with me.

Random related tangent: my wife and I took a vacation to Berlin once, and my wife, like me, spent several years studying French in high school. She decided to test her German language skills with the locals, and when she spoke, they immediately switched to French for her. Turns out, she speaks German with a heavy French accent. She was able to finish her conversation in French.

I’m currently studying Norwegian. My 3x great grandfather immigrated to America from Norway, and I still have living descendants of my ancestors over there. My dad and I went to visit them once, and I would like to be able to speak their native language the next time I go back. It used to be a rule that everyone in my family line learned English and Norwegian, but my grandfather died when my dad was only 2, so my dad never learned Norwegian, and thus neither did I.

I learned some extremely limited Korean. I was assigned to South Korea twice, for a year each time, and the military wouldn’t let me live off-base amongst the locals, so I didn’t get much free time to explore the country and learn the language. But I made an effort to learn some phrases so I could be polite in public, order food, and find my way back to the military base if I got lost.

Other languages that I’ve been exposed to and picked up a handful of words/phrases, but never seriously attempted to study: Italian, Arabic, Spanish, and Hawaiian.

Today , to nostupidquestions in Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?

My dog used to throw a tennis ball. He could make it land on your lap pretty consistently.

lettruthout ,

Our dog taught himself how to roll a ball with pretty good accuracy. Coming home from our morning walks we’d play a game where he’d push the ball so it would roll down our driveway. I’d return it. With much concentration and practice he got good at getting it to roll all the way down - even sometimes doing bank shots.

Anticorp ,

Our last dog was a master of throwing a tennis ball under your foot while you were walking so that you almost broke your ankle.

Noel_Skum , to casualuk in What’s the most British graffiti you’ve seen?

I always liked the two person graffito: “MOZLIMS OUTraged at poor spelling”. I’m also a fan of when fascists struggle to draw a correct swastika. Many seem to struggle with shapes as much as they do with words.

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