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Meron35 , to showerthoughts in Pump and Dump makes more sense to mean "anal douch" than a type of fraud

It already refers to anon cum and go sex though

independantiste , to showerthoughts in Prank calls don't really exist anymore with caller ID and everyone sending unknown numbers to voicemail.
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We just called businesses instead, during lunch time at school, since they don’t block unknown numbers. We were starting on algebra and they showed us how to calculate the radius the area etc. So to us it was the funniest thing to call a pizza place and order a 4-2x(12π) sized pizza or something like that. That and calling completely unrelated businesses and ordering a pizza also

MutilationWave ,

As someone who managed a ridiculously busy pizza place. Fuck you from the bottom of my heart. I’m convinced that job took years off my life from stress and the constant prank calls totally fucked up production.

Really though you were just a kid and couldn’t have known. But I cussed some kids out in ways they’d never heard.

__init__ ,

Can I get uhhhh boneless pizza

mokazemi , to asklemmy in How do you organise your music playlists?
@mokazemi@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Shuffle!

PhlubbaDubba , to nostupidquestions in Could an animal be taught how to throw accurately?

You’d be shocked how crazy it actually is that human arms work the way they do.

Primate arm structure is what gives us the ability to throw with predictable accuracy and it’s something that just does not exist anywhere else in the animal kingdom.

It’s so exclusive that Goji Center used it as a part of their “improved” Indominus Rex to give it primitive tool use and also to add a bit of very disturbing world building about what exactly is in that thing’s genetic components.

The point here is that it is down to a very unique musculoskeletal pattern of our “front legs” that we can throw good, and make use of all that training to possibly throw gooder, and that other animals being able to do the same at the same level as the primate family would have made this planet exponentially more dangerous than it already is.

Imagine a mountain lion being able to chuck a spear. That shit would make living in the Rockies almost dangerous enough to justify how crazy half the people that come out of there are!

t3rmit3 , to gaming in What's your favourite and/or least favourite gaming hardware?

Going to stick with portable systems, because a box is a box is a box, even if some are cooler than others (PS2 slim with attached screen, and N64).

#3 Gameboy Advance SP

Loved the compactness of the clamshell design. So much more portable than other systems at the time.

#2 Steam Deck

Windows games on a Linux handheld, plus it runs old games that Win 10 can’t.

#1 PlayStation Portable

This was and will always remain my favorite gaming system. So many great games, movies, a cool disc/cartridge hybrid media format, SD card support for all sorts of stuff, custom firmwares… man, such an amazing system.

helenslunch , to selfhosted in I'm at a loss on what server to buy
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You say you need an i3 or higher but don’t list anything that necessitates that. What do you need that for? N100 is near-ubiquitous in the space.

What about this guy?

browse , (edited )

I personally would recommend this n100 to get a real psu which can add many drives, 6 Sata ports and a standard form factor.

Edit: Also a PCIE Slot to add 10 Gbit Networking Card if dual 2.5gbit is too slow. And if you need more power there is also and i3 n305 variant of these mainboards.

bunkyprewster , to showerthoughts in Prank calls don't really exist anymore with caller ID and everyone sending unknown numbers to voicemail.

When I was a kid, we would spell out “dirty word” in people’s phone numbers and call saying we were from the “Telephone Number Decency League”. We’d say the naughty word thier number could spell and encourage them to call the phone company to ask for a new phone number.

MutilationWave ,

Love it. We used soundboards. The Schwarzenegger one was a blast. You get them paying attention with the lines from kindergarten cop then start going wild on them with lines from predator, etc. My personal favorite was “I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I’m gonna ram it into your stomach!” One memorable woman tried to save Arnold’s soul with gospel music. I think she enjoyed the whole thing.

HexagonSun , to science_memes in Sloths 🦥

The tiny thumbnail for this looked like a belly button on my phone, had no idea what I was tapping on at first

Sivilian , to piracy in Is there any Podcast players that autoskip ads?

If they have a YouTube version I use www.podtube.me to make an RSS feed and put it in my Podcast player of choice.

Kumikommunism ,
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If it’s on YouTube, then Sponsorblock will work on it as well. (Given someone has marked the sections, which is almost always)

Txopi , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?

Euskaraz hitz egiten dut. (Basque language: I speak Basque)

Spanish is also my mother tongue. As you can see, I also speak English.

Rhynoplaz , to showerthoughts in The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.

Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER’S FUNERAL?!?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to retrogaming in What is the better game...The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time or Final Fantasy VII?

Ocarina of Time was the first third-person 3D game that I thought actually had decent controls. I didn’t play it too much because I didn’t have an N64, but after trying it on a friend’s system I spent years seeking out things like Soul Reaver, Beyond Good & Evil and the Dark Cloud games to get a similar experience.

FFVII was just the existing JRPG formula with Little Big Adventure-style graphics.

tiefling , to asklemmy in How do you organise your music playlists?

I go by vibes or topics. Half the fun is coming up with a name.

For example, “Kodak Daydreams” is full of shoegaze and dreampop with like a bright but relaxing vibe

Mikelius , to selfhosted in I'm at a loss on what server to buy

My solution to this question a year or so ago was to take my gaming desktop, which was collecting dust after I moved to my gaming laptop, and gut it down to a 4U server rack case. Best decision I’ve ever made. 12 core Ryzen and 128gb memory. Got a 10g adapter in the pci express, 8xHDD for data and then 2 mirrored nvme for the OS itself. Only thing I kept out was the video card since I had no use for it (yet)

An equivalent “server” on the market would probably cost a fortune and cost you a ridiculous amount of electricity.

MisterNeon , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?
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I know enough Spanish to embarrass myself. I know enough of Nahuatl to understand some glyphs. I speak English at an American level, which is greasy.

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