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Nemo , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

hashbrowns

Chozo ,

That's just shredded fries!

Nemo ,

Sometimes! I make mine with onions, peppers, and carrots. My favorite diner doesn’t shred them, just slices them thin. Some places bake them instead of frying them, too. There’s a hashbrown for every occasion, they’re not just tinier french fries.

Also, okay, I know it’s relatively rare to french your fries these days, but it’s even more unheard of to french a hashbrown. (I’d totally eat a frenched hashbrown, though.)

Nemo ,

Sometimes! I make mine with onions, peppers, and carrots. My favorite diner doesn’t shred them, just slices them thin. Some places bake them instead of frying them, too. There’s a hashbrown for every occasion, they’re not just tinier french fries.

Also, okay, I know it’s relatively rare to french your fries these days, but it’s even more unheard of to french a hashbrown. (I’d totally eat a frenched hashbrown, though.)

LaGG_3 ,
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Other fried potato dishes, too - hash browns, latkes, potato chips

solidgrue , to cooking in Fried chicken help?
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I got u

Butterfly the breast to halve its thickness. Slice it into strips about 1 inch wide lengthwise. You should get as many as 8 long strips per breast

Make a marinade of 2 parts buttermilk to one part pickle juice from a jar of dill pickles. Feel free to add a few shakes of chili, paprika and garlic powder. Marinate the breasts like 2 hours, or overnight.

For the dredge you can use any of plain flour, cornmeal, breadcrumbs (plain!), crushed up cornflake cereal, crushed up rice flake cereal. 2-3 cups. Add salt, black pepper, chili, paprika, garlic powder and a small handful of Parmesan cheese from the green can. Some oregano flakes wouldn’t kill you either. Dump it all into a big bowl or a tray, and combine with a fork or whisk.

Get a heavy pot and a quart or two of neutral oil: vegetable, peanut, corn or avocado. Don’t use olive oil. Add it to the pit and gently raise heat. Use a thermometer, and get it to about 365°F.

Lay out a clean tray with a rack. Take individual pieces of chicken from the marinade, shake off excess, and cover it in the dredge mix. Move it to the rack to “tack up” for a few minutes. If it seems too wet, dredge it again.

When you have all the tenders dredged, take about 6 of them and lay them gently into the oil away from you so you don’t splash yourself with hot oil. Fry them 5 minutes or so til the crust sets up light brown and crispy. Gently move them back to the rack. Let the oil come back up to 365 and repeat for the remaining pieces. If the oil doesnt completely cover the pieces splash hot oil over with a spoon (“baste”), or gently turn with tongs

When all the chicken is fried, raise the heat up to 385. Carefully return all of the chicken pieces to the fryer for 2-3 minutes until golden brown. Remove pieces to a paper towel lined plate and shake a little salt over top to taste.

sloppysol OP ,

Thank

Drunemeton ,
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Pro Tip: Before breading the chicken sprinkle a bit of the wet ingredients over the dry ingredients. Use a fork or slotted spoon to dip and sprinkle.

This creates little nuggets of coating that will give your finished food a bit more crunch.

solidgrue ,
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Protip: sieve out the beads later and deep fry those too.

sloppysol OP ,

YES SIR/MA’AM. That sounds delicious

southsamurai ,
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Between grue and justanotherperson, they nailed exactly how my mamaw did it. The double fry is essential for the texture and even cooking, and you ain’t getting better than buttermilk and pickle juice as a brine.

just_another_person ,

Gonna disagree here, but not with your process.

The thing that people want from fried chicken is really that the breading holds, and it’s not too salty. That’s pretty much it.

If you want a sure fire way of a light breading that sticks, just do the easiest thing ever… double fry it. This is how Southern Fried Chicken got it’s texture and crispyness, though if you Google this, you’ll get a bunch of bullshit momblogs that have no idea what they are doing.

Do what this poster says, but fry once for a few minutes to a light golden color, then bring them out for 5m rest and set of the breading, then back in for another few minutes tops until they are browned, but not burnt.

SpaceNoodle ,

This is it, OP

sloppysol OP ,

Thank you. I couldn’t get the pickle juice but we’ll make it work. I’ll post photos once I’m done.

Thank you ALL, I really fucking appreciate the love I feel here.

qwerty_bastard , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

Nipples

scytale , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?

Fried chicken. Also try mixing ketchp and worcestershire sauce and dip your chicken in it before taking a bite.

Shady_Shiroe , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?
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Mix ketchup with either sour cream or mayo and put it on my eggs

Nougat , (edited ) to science_memes in ecologists be like

Hitting people isn't funny.

Edit: I guess about half of you think that hitting people is funny.

dogsoahC ,

Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.

Nikls94 ,

Me, travelling with a 7kg/15lbs trolley while my wife is 1kg/2lbs under the maximum limit I appreciate what you do for women.

dogsoahC ,

I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:

Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.

Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”

Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.

The_Che_Banana ,

…or in food service and had a 10 top walk I. the door 5 min before closing on a slow ass night

OlinOfTheHillPeople ,

You have now been banned from midwest.social/c/truecomics

OhmsLawn , to cooking in Fried chicken help?

I absorbed this from Cooks Illustrated, years ago: unless you’re deep frying your chicken, the best option is to start in shallow oil to brown the coating, then finish in the oven to cook the meat.

It’s very difficult to shallow-fry chicken.

adarza ,

my mom always made fried chicken in the oven. the ‘oil’ was just a stick of margarine (back when it was all 80% oil) and a stick of butter (per pan, 9x13). the breading was just a basic flour-based coating. best fried chicken i’ve ever had.

lolola , to science_memes in Well fancy that
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That’s the face I make when an experiment that should only have 2 possible outcomes somehow leads to a completely uninterpretable third outcome.

gibmiser ,

Thomas Young be like: Imma develop a test to put to rest this whole “is light a wave or a particle?” debate.

looks at the test results Oh what the fuck.

lolola ,
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H0, H1, and Hbruh

SweetCitrusBuzz ,
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A secret third outcome

pancake , to science_memes in dopamine detox
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Proceeds to ingest my entire stock of dopamine-depleting medication

Zachariah , to science_memes in got ur nose
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You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
You can’t pick your friend’s nose.

MrJameGumb ,
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Not with that attitude you can’t

iiGxC ,

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

LennethAegis , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put ketchup on that isn't fries?
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As a hispanic person, ketchup on fried plantains was common for me growing up.

slazer2au , to science_memes in rock auras

Angry rocks be angry.

joyjoy ,

They taste angry too

slazer2au ,

I bet they feel spicy on the way out.

KingJalopy ,

You’ll be shitting bricks

MrJameGumb , to science_memes in got ur nose
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I always looked through everything before they finished explaining the activity lol

BlackLaZoR , to science_memes in This is a cephalopod.
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I thought he's an overgrown cancer cell

BonesOfTheMoon , to asklemmy in what's your favorite thing to put on fries that isn't ketchup?

Sea salt and malt vinegar. I am Canadian and it’s a thing.

tilefan OP ,

yeah I’ve got a bottle of malt vinegar in the fridge because of my frequent pilgrimages to Québec as a child. is the sea salt larger grains?

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Slightly larger, not like kosher salt larger.

Crackhappy ,
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Same here. Not Canadian though, I just have good taste and a penchant to apologize. Sorry.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

It’s ok, I’m sorry too.

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