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Etterra , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

I’ve actual been saying this for years for this exact reason. God forbid we not be able to divide a year into clean quarters.

BigBenis ,

Three months and one week still seems like a clean quarter to me.

Alternatively, if we really want to stick to the three-month quarter then we could call the extra week of each quarter an off-week or save it all for the 13th month of the year since nothing really gets done during that time anyway.

Emperor , to noncredibledefense in When your tank looks more like the battering ram from Age of Empires 2
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In the A-Team they’d bolt all that to something like a tractor or bulldozer to make a tank. Here they started with a tank…

AngryCommieKender ,

Love it when a plan comes together

RightHandOfIkaros , to noncredibledefense in Decisions, decisions.

Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack

Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Y’all heard it here, PTSD and tramautic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man comes across a joke for the first time

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t be ridiculous, I’ve met your mother

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

Har har ur mum

Kusimulkku ,

I did chuckle at this

vaultdweller013 ,

I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.

the_third , to lemmyshitpost in Bridge pillars lookin fine these days ngl

Jeesus Christ Lemmy.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Knock off brand Jesus is my favorite Jeesus

GBU_28 ,

Comes with a corndog

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in 💉💉💉

That’s the future liberals want for our country! Didn’t you wonder why a so called “global pandemic” happened in election year? What’s the global catastrophe of this election? Climate crisis happening during election season? Wake up!

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

Not sure if sarcastic, trolling or insanely stupid… down voted anyway.

PunnyName ,

It’s obviously sarcastic.

kameecoding ,

It’s not even close to being far enough out there to be obviously sarcastic this is fairly within Poe’s Law

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I took a dump today and wiped back to front and ended up with some shit in my ballsack wrinkles and needed to have a shower to deal with that.

Anyways here’s an upvote.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Aw. I love this kind of comments.

It’s so thick with sarcasm, but confuses MAGA folks.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

It’s close enough to what some MAGA fuck nut would say that I’m by not sure it’s not going to get upvotes by some too.

lugal ,

Sir, this is a shitposting community. Anyway, google Poe’s Law

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

No one send this lady a 4chan link

7heo ,

You’re right, send her a goatse link. Saves time.

citrusface , to lemmyshitpost in Buy one get one full price

The 4 for $4 meal is $6 dollars at my local Wendy’s.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is more than just Wendy’s, fast food in general is through the roof now. McDonald’s was known for years for its dollar menu, they no longer have a dollar menu it’s a $1 $2 $3 menu and the only thing on there that is a dollar is sauces. Fast food restaurants are doing a damn good job at pricing themselves out of the market. I can’t remember the last time I went to your typical fast food joint, it’s almost always more cost effective to go to a place that offers carryout and just order it ahead. My current go to has been Domino’s, I can spend $18 dollars for two burgers a large fry and a drink or I can spend $18 getting 2 pizzas or 1 pizza and cheesy bread or for $4 for more for two pizzas, a thing of chicken and a 2 Liter soda,

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a hole-in-the-wall taqueria near my work that for less than $4 will nab me two gigantic legit-mexican-street-food style tacos.

Haven’t gone to fast food in ages - shit’s too expensive. At this point I’m probably around 30% taco.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Best fast food places right now is local no name street food places, me and my homies go to such places, cheap and tasty as fuck

resetbypeer , to noncredibledefense in What in the Wile E Coyote fuck?

Toyota, your trusted brand for any Wile E Coyote war mods

Iloveyurianime ,

Thank you toyota manufacturers for teaching me on how to install my own anti aircraft gun in the back of my hilux

Haagel , to noncredibledefense in 6 months ago Pringles got popped, but my heart still aches it doesn't stop

I still don’t understand what he was thinking on that fateful day when he stormed the castle. Surely he, of all people, knew that it was all or nothing.

nuke OP ,
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Pro tip for the next guy: don’t stop until Putin is in the ground

_haha_oh_wow_ , to noncredibledefense in "Special" Forces
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“Come in Meal Team Six, we need a SITREP!”

“Hamberder supply exhausted, send backup!”

uriel238 , to aboringdystopia in Zionists doing a rave to block aid trucks at Ker Shalom crossing while Palestinians are starving
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I suspect every country has their MAGA. And the problem is when it gets to big.

I think when people feel survival precarity, its easy to get into their head they have to hoard what they got from the Others.

That figured pretty largely into the story of Sodom, it didn’t end well, albeit by deus ex machina.

postmateDumbass ,

The problem also exists when the middle is content, asleep, or paid off.

limelight79 , to programmerhumor in Fortune Teller

I’ve never used Rust, but this definitely reminds me of my days running Slackware on my computers.

Oh, hey, I’d like to run this new package. Great. I’ll need this dependency…and that one…and the one over there…

I know it now has dependency management, but I just couldn’t do it any more. I was tired of worrying about what was going to break. I started with Slackware in the 3.x days, too.

I switched my server to Debian, and I feel like I never have to worry about it any more. Laptop and desktop are both Kubuntu, but they’re going to go to Debian at some point in the near future.

MonkderZweite , to mildlyinfuriating in Can't even buy chicken in peace

They didn’t understand what an adblocker is for? Their privacy vs. your privacy.

21Cabbage , to lemmyshitpost in That look... oh, she in trouble

The leg sweep will never not be: A. an incredibly effective tactic against humans in general and B. fucking hilarious from an outside perspective, like oh you wanna fight? How about you do that from the fucking ground.

GloveNinja , to noncredibledefense in Which button do I press for the gay frogs?

I’m fairly certain that “Turn the freakin’ frogs gay” is a side effect of cell towers. If you open the main compartment on a tower, it’s just three buttons labeled:

  1. Cancer - default setting
  2. COVID - 2020 ‘Hard Mode’ feature
  3. Rainbows - Gary in R&D was fired since this option made everyone gay (frogs too)

I’ll point out that since most people stopped getting COVID boosters that the second option doesn’t do much anymore. We all know the boosters had extra microchips since they naturally degrade in our systems over time.

It’s worth noting that you can also use the terminal to download all the data captured by your local “birds”.

Also, as much as I shouldn’t need to put this… /s

ArcaneGadget ,

I don’t know why, but #3 absolutely sent me! 🤣

tygerprints ,

Once again "gay" being widely used as a synonym for anything bad and undesirable. Even if it isn't immediately apparent, the effect of equating turning "gay" with becoming some kind of mutant or monster is really a horrible nasty way to look at other people's orientation.

nuke OP ,

This is a shitposting community. Get off your high horse, no one is anti-lgbtq here. We’re all on the same side enjoying a laugh together.

tygerprints ,

Obviously you're not very mirthful with such an angry and anti-inclusive response. If I am on a high horse it's only because you creeps are so pathetic and low to the ground.

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