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unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists
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SnotFlickerman , to piracy in Torrent
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“I’m visiting Torrent by way of VLC.”

Omgboom , to pics in New Zealand shown from the International Space Station

Lol nice try, I’m not going to get fooled into believing New Zealand is real

Sigh_Bafanada ,

New Zealand = Not real

Ohio = Not real

=>

New Zealand = Ohio

drislands ,

Unimpeachable logic!

MadBob ,

Ohio is for lovers; New Zealand is for life.

JasonDJ ,

Come back to Texas!

MystikIncarnate ,

Or else!

Appoxo ,
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You forgoz the non-existant city Bielefeld.

TheBat , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
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What happened to accusations of domestic violence against him?

Lemminary ,

👀

MNByChoice ,

In his Wikipedia entry. In short: No actionable evidence, he denied it, it has been 7 years.

DavidGarcia , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan

Santa always shows up with Krampus. In reality, Krampus is Satan. He just hired some old dude that plays his misspelled alterego. But all the letters actually always go to Satan.

BluesF ,

Well, what does Christmas inspire today? Is it really a festival celebrating the birth of Jesus, or is it a festival of consumerism and greed? I’d say the old goat’s onto something here.

sunbytes , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

It happened where they knew you wouldn’t see them.

Unfortunately, there were no survivors.

ladicius , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

What’s the height of the actress? Is she “normal” size? I don’t know her name so I can’t look her up.

doeknius_gloek ,

It’s Lena Headey and according to google she’s 1.66m.

ksp ,

Her name is Lena Headey, she played Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones. According to some random sites on the internet, she is around 5’5’', which is equivalent to 165cm

syd ,
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Lena Headey (1.66cm)

BakerBagel ,

I don’t believe you that she is only half an inch tall. I have never seen a person that short.

verity_kindle ,

How can the children go to school, when they can’t even fit in the Lena Headey?

potustheplant ,

That’d be funny if the unit wasn’t there. Alas, it is.

Anticorp ,

The unit is centimeters…

potustheplant ,

I might need glasses.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

We all need glasses to see Tiny Lena Headey.

verity_kindle ,

She is beauteous, it will be worth it.

Muscar ,

How did you fuck up something so simple?

RegalPotoo , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5
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Idk, if you want to test people on how they understand formulae and order of operations without letting them just punch it into a calculator. The actual math isn’t hard, but if you don’t get substituting values into an equation then it’s not trivial

pumpkinseedoil ,

Just let π be 3 …

Norgur ,
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Or have them learn how to use a calculator at the same time.

Serinus ,

Your life is easier and better if you can do this kind of simple math in your head.

Norgur ,
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Oh don't you try to sell me on the "you won't always have a calculator in your pocket" thing. I have fucking Excel in my pocket.

Serinus ,

Who really wants to use Excel to figure out if the 24-pack of Coca-Cola or the 3 12 packs is a better deal?

Norgur ,
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I don't need to, there's a legal requirement to print prices per liter or kg on every price tag here.

HopFlop , (edited )

But if you want to buy only half a kg, you don’t know how much it costs (if you dont know basic maths)- because it only lists the price for a full kg. Do you start pulling out your Excel for that?

Norgur ,
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Every offer lists how much per kg that offer is. So I do not need any calculations to see which offer is cheaper at all. Why would the price per kilo become useless of I only buy half a Kilo?

Serinus ,

Because one is on sale, and they didn’t update the sale price. Or, alternatively, because you don’t want to be an idiot that can’t do basic math.

HopFlop ,

You don’t know how much you need to pay for it if you only know the price of 1kg but you buy half a kilo.

Agrivar ,

…do you not understand how basic math works?

HopFlop ,

…do you not understand how basic math works?

I do, actually. My whole point was that you need basic maths in your everyday life even though you have a calculator on your phone. You jumped right into the 6th comment in this thread without reading what this is about, didn’t you?

Norgur ,
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Can we just fir half a second point out that the original comment was that the use of the real Pi (3.14...) is a great opportunity to teach pupils how to use a calculator for numbers like Pi.

Norgur ,
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Erm... How the frick do you think our price tags look like?

https://www.derwesten.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2022/06/2013-12-21-Rewe-cut.jpg?w=1200

HopFlop ,

Rewe also sells products by weight (mainly unpackaged fruits and vegetables).

Gork OP ,

Does this requirement exist for toilet paper? Because I don’t know what the hell is considered a better deal based on all the marketing.

Norgur ,
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Sadly, no. Paper towels and toilet paper are evil. Different sizes rolls with different amounts of sheets with different layers with different prices.

notabot ,

It’s not just about haveing a calculator, it’s also that it’s faster and more convenient if you can do simple sums like this in your head. It also means you can sanity check the numbers your calculator gives you to make sure you didn’t make a mistake entering the sum.

To your point below about products having their unit cost displayed, more than once I’ve seen that just be wrong, so I wouldn’t rely on it. Make sure you can check it in your head.

doubletwist , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Can we start the 1st on Sunday though so every month has a Friday the 13th?

Colonel_Panic_ ,

This is the real discussion piece. We either always have Friday the 13th or we never do again.

I’m with you for always Friday the 13th.

Plus, never having one again just feels wrong.

mvirts , to linuxmemes in Less is more

Scare away the userbase and you can do whatever you want 🙃

sorghum ,
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Isn’t that what caused cinnamon to come into existence?

MonkderDritte ,

Except they develop one of the two major GUI frameworks too. 🫤

AnUnusualRelic ,
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They managed to scare me away with gnome 1.1 (or was it 1.2?).

Stayed away ever since.

They’re that good.

Katana314 , to lemmyshitpost in Press Shift to Sprint

I remember this was one of Amnesia: The Dark Descent’s first tricks. After an early puzzle, it gave a pulse pounding sound effect, played one distant noise of a monster, and gave you the sneaking tutorial. But players would spend minutes looking around for a monster that wasn’t there.

apprehentice , to funny in The invisible person in your home everyone hates

We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

klemptor ,
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Her book is pretty good.

SaltyIceteaMaker , to lemmyshitpost in I just hope both sides have fun
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I understand this was a pun but its autobots vs decepticons 😞

RememberTheApollo_ , (edited ) to cat in this car is about to eat a door

Is this AI generated? Bad title, background looks Sus.

Sunny ,

Pretty sure it’s authentic after a close look. But at first glance I thought the same.

perniczech OP ,
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Please do not call my cat AI generated, it makes her sad :(

Console_Modder , to lemmyshitpost in 🧅 O.N.I.O.N.S 🧅
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ivanafterall ,
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You clearly don't know me.

Tixanou ,

I would

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