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MewtwoLikesMemes , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not
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You don’t wanna fuck with the IRS.

Even the Joker is afraid of the IRS.

Mirshe ,

As Behind the Bastards pointed out recently in their Kent Hovind episode, the IRS doesn’t give a shit about what illegal or immoral activity you commit, they literally just want you to pay taxes on it.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Not familiar with that show/movie/whatever, but they aren’t wrong. The IRS just wants to be paid. You pay them, they leave you alone. Done.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

It’s a podcast and it is delightful! In a depressive, horror-inducing kind of way.

DaleGribble88 ,
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They do deep dives are random shitty people throughout history, and occasionally contemporary people like Andrew Tate. Usually it is people like 1940s gangsters, 1990s drug kingpins, King Leopold the 2nd, and fittest gurus from the 1800s.

Mirshe ,

Don’t forget megachurch pastors.

Anti_Iridium ,

Here, now you areEdit: upon rereading, I misread what you said. This is the joker paying taxes

afraid_of_zombies ,

It used to be tax deductable to bribe government officials of foreign governments.

Unrelated, if you get bribed in time with a hooker do you report it based on what she charges or fair market rate or is there a set amount? I feel like someone at the IRS sat down and came up with an answer to this.

rimmedalpha ,

It’s a separate form complete with nine pages of instructions outlining how to calculate market values based on region and services rendered. The formula isn’t helpful, so in the end you just put in half of what you paid and hope you don’t get audited.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Must be an interesting audit.

IRS agent: so you put down that you received a “Cincinnati Steamer” as part of your compensation for employing this vendor.

Dude: that’s right

IRS agent: please describe what goes into a Cincinnati Steamer so I can assign it to a category or categories. Also do you happen to have her W2s and social security number?

Dude: sure, and no I don’t have her paperwork. Surprisingly she didn’t share it with me.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not
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He’s only not wearing the vest in the second photo because that’s the FBI not the IRS.

LifeOfChance ,

You gotta wonder though did it cross their minds to just say “IRS please open up!” To see what would happen

afraid_of_zombies ,

They thought about it but were too afraid of the IRS to do it.

RizzRustbolt ,

More likely the TCIS, as they investigate threats against the IRS.

ICastFist , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not
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Somehow, I imagined this conversation between mr. jeeniuz and the feds:

“It’s not bombs, officers, it’s just my MJ stash!”

“Oh, so you’re drug trafficking”

“Ye-NO!”

afraid_of_zombies , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not

Well on the bright side I am sure this person has a bunch of new followers on X. Granted most of them are trying to build a criminal case against him for further profoundly dumb posts but still. All publicity is good publicity

Fontasia , to lemmyshitpost in no it do not

You know, of all the things of this post, it’s the Roku remote that really confuses me. Was he holding it when he answered the door? Was it in his pocket and he took it out when was looking for phone to make the Tweet?

Passerby6497 ,

There might be a TV just out of frame on the left. I’ve known so many people who have a TV of some kind in the kitchen/prep area.

Irelephant ,
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The police brought it, it was evidence.

Kazumara ,

I think those are two entirely different days, and the second day the friendly neighborhood FBI field office agents brought the printout of the first day with them to confront CoreyPilat over his vague threat towards federal officers.

So the remote being on his kitchen countertop is just random coincidence and does not figure into the continuity between the two posts.

RedEyeFlightControl ,
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The remote for the TV in the adjacent room is often in the kitchen, as the tv will be on when I’m cooking.

Fredselfish ,
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So did the cops really show up to these dudes house? What’s the deal?

KillingTimeItself ,

this is pretty regular. It happens a lot with people who order large amounts of “suspicious chemicals” Styropyro got a visit from, i believe the ATF, might be wrong it’s been a minute since i’ve watched that video, for procuring chemicals that can be used for nefarious purposes in mass quantities.

Similar things have happened with farmers, (fertilizer can often be used in improvised bombs) You will almost certainly see something similar if you directly threaten the government, though it’s usually "hey uh, don’t do this, this is bad, also we’re going to make sure you aren’t a terrorist real quick.

Treczoks ,

Especially farmers. Many of them have stores of diesel fuel and fertilizer…

KillingTimeItself ,

well i mean diesel isn’t that weird. Anyone running a construction business also has a lot of stored diesel fuel.

You’d be more concerned if someone had lots of gasoline, but even then that’s not a massive concern.

It’s not usual in the normal populous i suppose, but then again, there are a lot of things that aren’t so.

Treczoks ,

Anyone running a construction business also has a lot of stored diesel fuel.

But they don’t usually have tons of fertilizers, too.

KillingTimeItself ,

true, though the fertilizer would likely be the bigger concern.

pelletbucket , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

they’ll warn you 10 times about how high the call volume is and then there’s literally zero wait

BackOnMyBS , to lemmyshitpost in ultimate betrayal
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penguins smugly laughing

TwoBeeSan , to lemmyshitpost in ultimate betrayal
nexussapphire ,
erev , to lemmyshitpost in ultimate betrayal
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Start another task manager instance; task manager is designed to always be able to force some resources from the system and it will kill other instances of itself that aren’t working.

JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in stunted

got em!

nosnahc , to lemmyshitpost in stunted
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My favorite is “if you park like you fuck, don’t be surprised to be a cuckold”.

ForgottenUsername , to lemmyshitpost in stunted

I wouldn’t even leave a condom, its not like they’d need it.

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in stunted
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Hope it’s not in the sun too long. That might have an opposite effect.

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in chug a lug
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