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betterdeadthanreddit , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

Meanwhile, the Beekreeper escapes the scene unnoticed and prepares to summon its apian horde elsewhere.

Carighan ,
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Shoutout to the absolutely fantastic pen&paper RPG “Heart” in which one of the classes is the Deep Apiarist. Including the ability to have the bees crawling through your body that doubles as their hive animate it while you sleep, allowing you more active hours a day.

downpunxx , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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rhythmisaprancer , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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Too soon to watch Bee Movie?

MeekerThanBeaker ,

Always. Always too soon.

swab148 ,
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Ya like jazz?

cranberryjam , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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Oh man, just heard about this in my beekeeping class.

FuglyDuck , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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well, that’s one way to get a kid to be afraid of bees.

Poor kid. hope she never got stung? doesn’t sound like she did.

Takios ,
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In elementary school, our gym got infested by bees or wasps (don’t remember exactly) and they were everywhere. We still were forced to do sports class in there. I got stung twice and then ran outside, bawling my eyes out. I’m now in my 30s and have a severe phobia of bees, wasps and hornets. Bumblebees are fine though for some reason.

FuglyDuck ,
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Because bumblebees are cute and just want to play?

Sorry you had to deal with that. Your school should be ashamed.

Rai ,

My parents forced me to play outside when I was very young, and I didn’t want to. Stepped on what’s probably a mud wasp nest, and two wasps circled my leg and stung me a bunch. I cried a lot.

Anything yellow and black bug near me makes me MAD DASH AWAY. I got made fun of for a long time, “oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

Like motherfucker I CANNOT IGNORE THEM YOU TWAT

I love fluffy bumblebees though. I still panic before I confirm fluff.

Takios ,
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“oh they won’t hurt you, just ignore them”

Oh yeah I got hit with this a lot. But I have empiric evidence of the contrary right in my memory! D:

radicalautonomy ,
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Out of sight, out of mind. (exit, stage left)

KillingTimeItself ,

love it when people tell me that “they don’t like loud sounds” like motherfucker im pretty sure these fucks can’t hear noise.

AngryCommieKender ,

Bumblebees don’t sting. They just kinda bounce around. They also aren’t laser focused like wasps and some bees. They do bite though, so don’t let them land on you.

Sirence ,

They can sting, they just mostly choose not to.

Lexam , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

So she was obviously lying and maligning the bees.

Kraven_the_Hunter , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

So she was basically correct.

awwwyissss ,

Bees aren’t monsters.

MeekerThanBeaker ,

That’s exactly what a bee would say. 🐝🤔

awwwyissss ,

Shh! Don’t make us sting you 😤

postmateDumbass ,

Then don’t put out that red light, Roxanne

Kolanaki ,
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What if 60,000 of them collectively formed the shape of another creature for the express purpose of terrifying a child? 🤔

AlexanderESmith ,
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That's basically a character on Rick and Morty (except its like a million ants)

HessiaNerd ,
djsoren19 ,

60,000 of anything is basically a monster. I wouldn’t even want to be confronted by 60,000 koalas.

DontTreadOnBigfoot ,
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So. Much. Chlamydia.

Viking_Hippie ,

Title of your autobiography!

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

60,000 Guinea pigs

Prepare to be wheeked to death

Kiernian ,

60,000 Guinea pigs

you leave my end users out of this. It’s not their fault the higher ups chose a crappy software vendor

Viking_Hippie ,

If they’re pissed off enough to swarm in the tens of thousands, they are temporarily…

nulluser ,

FYI. The quantity of bees in a hive has more to do with their ability to find good food sources nearby, and the suitability of the place they’ve made their home, and nothing to do with their temperament. That size hive would not be considered particularly remarkable in an apiary. A “swarm” of bees is actually just a bunch of bees that split off from a successful hive and are looking for a new home and are typically very docile. Since this colony had a home (these people’s house), it was technical not a “swarm.”

Viking_Hippie ,

Thanks for enlightening me, I sit corrected 😁

afraid_of_zombies , to world in Rwanda plan: Irish government wants to send asylum seekers back to UK

Pretty hypocritical for the Irish to be against taking in refugees. Oh well, guess that got theirs so fuck everyone else.

philluminati , to world in Rwanda plan: Irish government wants to send asylum seekers back to UK

Further proof they aren’t really asylum seekers but illegal economic migrants.

c0m47053 ,

I don’t really see how this represents any proof that these asylum seekers are illegal economic migrants. Rwanda isn’t a safe country for asylum seekers, so it seems reasonable that people would try and avoid being sent there. If Ireland now appears safer, then travelling there from the UK makes sense surely? The position for “illegal economic migrants” hasn’t changed substantially, as the likelihood of being sent to Rwanda is low. But if you are trying to reach safety, the threat of death or torture hanging over you might be enough to make you consider Ireland

philluminati ,

If the EU is better than the UK, while travel from France in the first place?

c0m47053 ,

The UK has something in common with Ireland that maybe the rest of that EU doesn’t perhaps?

afraid_of_zombies ,

They aren’t refugees because they ain’t white. There does that answer your question? Every single time you hear someone get a deportation boner just remember this and it will explain their “reasoning”.

If white = welcome

If non-white = deport the rape-fugee.

Nothing up the sleeves, no complex logic you can’t follow, no study you haven’t read, just racism as it appears to be.

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autotldr Bot , to world in Rwanda plan: Irish government wants to send asylum seekers back to UK

This is the best summary I could come up with:


A spokesman for Mr Harris said the taoiseach had asked Ms McEntee “to bring proposals to cabinet next week to amend existing law regarding the designation of safe ‘third countries’ and allowing the return of inadmissible international protection applicants to the UK”, Irish broadcaster RTÉ reported on Saturday.

That’s why I’ll have emergency legislation at cabinet this week to make sure that we can effectively return people to the UK and that’s why I’ll be meeting with the home secretary [James Cleverly] to raise these issues on Monday."

A spokesman for the Irish Department of Justice told BBC News NI that “the issue of irregular movement within the CTA” - the Common Travel Area between Britain and Ireland - would be discussed at the ministers’ meeting.

On Sky News on Sunday, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak was asked whether Mr Martin’s comments showed the UK was “exporting the problem”.

It comes as Home Office figures showed some 500 migrants had crossed the English Channel over two days - with 141 people arriving on Friday and 359 on Saturday, in a total of 10 small boats.

Mr Sunak told Sky News that illegal migration was a “global problem” and said many countries were looking to replicate “third-country partnerships” similar to the agreement struck between the UK and Rwanda.


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gravitas_deficiency , to world in Germany grapples with wave of spying threats from Russia and China

To be clear: it’s highly likely this was happening for a very long while now, and Germany just now starting to notice.

It’s really crazy - the last several years have very thoroughly proven how deeply wrongheaded Merkel was with her approach to both Russia and China.

taanegl , to world in Germany grapples with wave of spying threats from Russia and China

Figures. Now that Germany pretty much runs the EU, mostly because Spain don’t give af and the French - well, they’re the French - it makes sense that both Russia and China want a leg up on future policy and military movements. I’m pretty sure the CIA is hiding somewhere there in the fold as well…

Please don’t tell me some German duke or something will get assassinated, because I’ve seen this episode before…

otp , to world in Is Myanmar's army reversing its losses? It's complicated

“Well, we thought we had some losses, but they all just became founds!”

autotldr Bot , to world in Germany grapples with wave of spying threats from Russia and China

This is the best summary I could come up with:


“It is really unusual to have detentions of three networks [allegedly] engaged in some sort of espionage for Russia and China coming almost at the same time,” said Noura Chalati, a research fellow at the Leibniz Centre for the Modern Orient.

Andrei Soldatov, an expert on the Russian security services, believes the case of the Russian-German pair could reflect a desire by the Kremlin escalate attacks on aid to Ukraine.

Meanwhile, Roderich Kiesewetter, a former German Army officer who is now an opposition MP, alleged China was seeking to gain access to advanced research that could be useful for military or other purposes.

A particular low point was the leaking in March by Russian sources of a phone call between top generals discussing supplying long-range Taurus missiles to Ukraine.

Months earlier a high-ranking official in Germany’s BND foreign intelligence service called Carsten L went on trial, accused of leaking classified information to the Russians in exchange for payments of some €400,000 (£343,000).

Some in the intelligence services see the recent high-profile arrests as a way of highlighting the extent of hostile foreign infiltration in Germany - and as a chance of boosting their argument for more powers.


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Pronell , to childfree in 'I felt like a freak because I didn't want children'

It’s so much easier as a man to be child free, aside from women hitting on me telling me what a great dad I’d be.

Yeah, maybe I would be. Don’t want it.

Have never pursued sterilization though, might’ve gotten a small amount of the judgment women get then. Maybe.

natedog526 ,
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When I got sterilized, the doctor asked me if I was in a committed relationship. Told him I was. Then he said that I need to treat this as permanent. Told him it wasn’t a problem. He pushed a little more but inevitable told him that if things changed and I ended up with a woman who wanted children, adoption was an option. That ended it for me, and I was able to get the procedure done. I don’t know if this is typical for men, but that was my experience.

Sylence ,
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I got a vasectomy when I was 31 and have never looked back. Would highly recommend it if you’re committed to being child free. Was a simple discussion with my (male) GP and after a few questions to make sure I understood the implications and that I had thought it through he gave me the referral.

I really feel bad for women - they have so much more stigma and a harder time with this in general, even in progressive countries.

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