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abbadon420 , to news in Farewell King Theoden

I did not know his name was Bernard Hill. https://media4.giphy.com/media/tpspSp3WMlI40/giphy.gif

Null , to news in Farewell King Theoden
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Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

RIP good king

autotldr Bot , to news in Farewell King Theoden

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Click here to see the summaryHis breakout role was in BBC TV drama Boys from the Blackstuff, where he portrayed Yosser Hughes, a character who struggled - and often failed - to cope with unemployment in Liverpool. Hill, who was from Manchester, was due to return to TV screens in series two of The Responder, a BBC drama starring Martin Freeman, which begins airing on Sunday. Lindsay Salt, director of BBC Drama, paid tribute to him, saying: “Bernard Hill blazed a trail across the screen, and his long-lasting career filled with iconic and remarkable roles is a testament to his incredible talent.” In Boys from the Blackstuff, Hill drew praise for his gritty portrayal of Yosser Hughes, an intense and memorable character who pleaded “Gizza job” as he sought work. Another of Hill’s memorable BBC TV performances came in the 2015 drama series Wolf Hall, adapted from Hilary Mantel’s book about the court of Henry VIII. Other roles in his decades-long career included the 1976 BBC TV series I, Claudius, an appearance in 1982’s Gandhi, Shirley Valentine in 1989, The Scorpion King in 2002 and 2008 Tom Cruise film Valkyrie. — Saved 60% of original text.

8BitFriendly , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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Un-bee-lievable.

baseless_discourse ,

sounds pretty hive-oc

KillingTimeItself , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

my favorite fun fact about bees and bee nests, is that they actually produce a lot of heat, so if you have a nest of bees in your wall, you can tell because your wall will be hot.

wieson , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

Behold my children:

Saylor Class, Dance Lesson, Computer Science Tutorial and Intro To Biology

Cryophilia , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

My suitcase full of BEES should help with that!

Treczoks , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

Had something similar. My bedroom was small and under the roof, and for some time I heard scratching noises at night over my bed. I assumed that were mice, so I set up some mouse traps in the attic. No success. The bait was gone, but none of the traps were sprung.

So, one evening when the noise got annoying, I went to investigate closely. And found a large wasps nests, right on the other side of the sheet rock of my bedroom.

AngryCommieKender ,

This is why flamethrowers are legal to own in 48/50 US states.

afox ,

I have a drone on offer up and some fool tried to convince me to trade for a flame thrower. Wtf am I going to do with a flame thrower? I guess I could vanquish my enemies… If I had any. People are weird.

Mesophar ,

It seems they had the same thought “Crap, what can I do with this flamethrower? Maybe I can trade it for that drone!”

nednobbins ,

The obvious solution is to attach the flamethrower to the drone.

Cavemanfreak ,

Jesus. That sounds eerily like my experience. Heard scracthes in the attic and thought it was mice. Woke up one morning with a dead wasp in the bed and having been stung. Thought nothing of it. Woke up a few days later with two dead wasps in the bed and having been stung. Huh, that’s weird. Then when I woke up one morning I saw a wasp crawl between the planks in the ceiling. Called exterminators and they sprayed the attic. The wasps had built their nest in the isolation and had chewed through it down to the planks… The next week I had hundreds of dead (and a few alive) bees in the room every day and I had to sleep on the sofa…

Drusas ,

Wasps are not bees.

Cavemanfreak ,

I’m aware. I was just relaying my experience which was pretty similar.

Drusas ,

I see. Your wording made it seem like you were conflating the two.

Cavemanfreak ,

Ah, sorry for the confusion then :)

dumbass , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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Legend ,

The fuckidy fuck is happening there

samus12345 ,
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SomeoneElse , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

When I was very little, maybe 2, my mum had sat me down in front of Sesame Street while she did some chores. Not long after I came running into the kitchen “mummy mummy there’s a birdie in the front room!” She said yes, that was big bird and to go back in and watch it. I kept running back to her increasingly more upset about the birdie until she came into the living room to find a pigeon had come down the chimney and was irately trying to escape. I know I was too young to remember it, but I swear I can recall the feeling of vindication!

ettyblatant , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
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!twosentencehorror

This is the worst thing I’ve read today

pineapplelover , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

Has this been happening for a while? How tf did this happen?

nulluser ,

It’s not that uncommon. When a beehive is doing really well, it’ll “split”, meaning they’ll raise a second queen and the new queen will leave and half of the colony will go with her to establish a new hive somewhere. This is called swarming, and it’s the their version of reproduction. (Tangent: Contrary to popular belief, honey bee swarms are usually very docile since they don’t yet have a home to defend.) Once they find a suitable location to settle, they’ll move in. Without humans building things, a suitable location would usually be something like an old hollowed out tree. But humans build great beehive homes. Old houses with small openings between siding panels that allow bees into the walls are a common favorite.

msage , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

I can’t believe it’s not posted here yet, so here we go.

Ehm.

NO, NO, NOT THE BEES! ALL OVER MY EYES! AARGHHH

Sizzler ,

I’m covered in Bees

postmateDumbass ,

Not if you use the same insurance company.

Hupf , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

This looks like a job for… DR. BEES!

Dremor ,
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As reported by the Bee Bee, See.

impudentmortal , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

She said her homeowner’s insurance won’t cover anything pest-related because they deem it preventable.

So the real monster was the insurance company. What a twist!

quindraco ,

And yet people still pay for insurance, for some reason.

idunnololz ,
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My bank forces me to have insurance in order to get a mortgage :(

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