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superduperenigma ,

Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.

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Now you’re telling me its the private insurers that do that?

Always has been.

superduperenigma ,

Gandalf the Gary

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kimjongunderdog claps back at at media by grilling them over their use of ‘slammed’

Roberta Kaplan says Trump threw papers across table at Mar-a-Lago deposition because his legal team agreed to feed her lunch (www.cnn.com)

Attorney Roberta Kaplan said former President Donald Trump threw papers across a table and stormed off during a deposition at Mar-a-Lago after learning that his legal team had agreed to provide her lunch....

superduperenigma ,

The closest he’s ever come to being a good parent was when he told Waldo that he’s “the best son money can buy” in Little Rascals.

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Gotta use that self checkout to get even.

Me: checking out with my filet mignon

Self checkout: Weigh your ONIONS… Place your ONIONS in the bag

superduperenigma ,

I may be paranoid…

…

… But not an android.

superduperenigma ,

Ah yes, I’m very satisfied after upgrading my BSGSJCJFNF3000-2613-WHS to a 639HSHDHBDIIXHDHEUJSJ-ISHDGS.

superduperenigma ,
  1. Wait for the conservative justices to side with Trump and say that the president has absolute legal immunity
  2. Hand Biden a gun
  3. ???
  4. Profit.
superduperenigma ,

From the article, the new definition includes the following:

nonconsensual anal, oral, and vaginal sexual contact.

I don’t see how penetration wouldn’t be considered a form of sexual contact. Obviously there will be more sophisticated legal arguments for both sides when such an issue inevitably makes it to court, but if a woman forces a man into any form of anal, oral, or vaginal sex it should be covered based on the face value of the law.

Unfortunately this will likely have little to no impact on how seriously our society takes such cases, not to mention the problem of men not coming forward in such situations.

superduperenigma ,

Trolling is a art, too.

superduperenigma ,

Honestly one of my favorite things about Lemmy being relatively small/niche. So easy to block the nuisance users and communities and just move on with your life.

superduperenigma ,

Had to set up a new laptop for someone over the weekend and Jesus they just won’t stop begging you not to switch.

Search for another browser in the URL/search bar, gigantic banner that pushes the actual search results off the page: “There’s no need to switch browsers, Edge is safe, fast, etc etc etc”

Click the download button for Chrome’s installer, a pop-up notification shows up: “Edge is built on the same technology as Chrome, with the added trust and security of Microsoft” (fucking lol)

Go to switch the default browser in settings, another pop-up shows up again explaining that Edge is the greatest thing since sliced bread, I have to click either “Try Edge (recommended)” or “switch anyway”.

Then I spend 30 minutes navigating their maze of a settings app to change a bunch of ad preferences, etc.

Then I spend another 30 minutes editing registry entries to disable Cortana, Bing search in the search bar, recommended apps.

God damn I’m glad I switched to Linux.

superduperenigma ,

Are you eating the shell?

superduperenigma ,

“You MUST defeat the Chiefs,” O’Handley wrote in an X post addressed to the San Francisco 49ers. “If you don’t, Mr. Pfizer and his girlfriend are going to tour the country as ‘world champions’ helping elect Joe Biden WW3 will likely follow in a 2nd Biden term and millions will die. The fate of the free world rests upon your shoulders”

But hey, no pressure or anything guys.

superduperenigma ,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

superduperenigma ,

If Texas secedes the cartels will be running the place by the end of the week.

superduperenigma ,

Another tip: turbo tax and other tax preparation software charges you money only to file your taxes. You can fill out all of the information on their website for free as long as you don’t file, then use all of the numbers they crunch as a guide when you do your own taxes manually. Basically, you know what all of the numbers are supposed to come out to based on what turbo tax calculated, so if you’re getting something else when you prepare your own taxes you know there’s some mistake in that section that needs to be corrected.

superduperenigma ,

Reasons

AKA Intuit lobbyists

superduperenigma ,

My comment also applies to state filing, which is not free through Free Tax USA

superduperenigma ,

Anatomically, it makes more sense for men to wear skirts and women to wear pants. Better yet just let people wear whatever the fuck they feel like wearing.

superduperenigma ,

Because skirts offer more free space for their big, sweaty hogs to swing around.

superduperenigma ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9054aa23-170c-4d9f-ae95-e98dbd2ce560.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

Superstonk: Here’s why this is good for $GME

superduperenigma ,

Yeah, we know. But nothing’s ever gonna be done about it, their lobbyists own half the government.

superduperenigma ,

Ads, as in the stuff that is blocked by ublock and pihole.

superduperenigma ,

Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.

superduperenigma ,

stock photos of the statue can’t be of the actual statue which is holding a sword, so their version holds what looks like a laurel wreath

The virgin stock photo using a laurel wreath vs the chad Earthbound putting devil horns on the statue:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a6397bab-db92-47c9-9f14-16e0cf817d67.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

Where are you going with this? There’s a lot of directions you could take this meme and like half of them are problematic.

superduperenigma ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e56f82b2-1418-44b9-a69f-e4c1d96791f8.jpeg

politics@reddit,world - i mean lemmy.world

Stupid mods, well one of them, refuse to even look at a dictionary definition of the word troglodyte and prefers to stick to the idiotic method of using Wikipedia as an encyclopedia. End result is that I was banned for calling living humans troglodytes even though there are communities in Tunesia and China (and I supplied links,...

superduperenigma ,

I thought Lemmy was founded to get away from those type of shenanigans that happened all to often on reddit?

You thought wrong. Lemmy was created as a decentralized link aggregation platform for the fediverse. Also, Lemmy’s creators are not in charge of lemmy.world. That’s the whole point: people can create their own instances with their own rules and moderation philosophies without having to answer to any one ruling entity.

If you don’t like it, go make your own instance.

superduperenigma ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2ac7ada0-c17c-44cb-9625-eba3e99286d8.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

I don’t think the kids these days are watching a lot of “You’ve Got Mail”

superduperenigma ,

No, it’s set in Manhattan and features a number of filming locations in New York.

superduperenigma ,

They might as well be

superduperenigma ,

If you’re using a brother printer you can just cover the ink “window” on the empty cartridge with black electrical tape. The printer will yell at you for using 3rd party ink, but after that it will let you print.

superduperenigma ,

I think a horror cow is someone, often a lolcow, whose life becomes more horrifying than funny to watch. Like finding out about Chris Chan and his mom. Or watching in real time as KingCobraJFS’s body and mind succumb to his alcoholism, nicotine addiction, exposure to unventilated spray paint, and consumption of horrifying foodstuffs.

superduperenigma ,

World News

Posts an article from 2015

superduperenigma ,

I’ve looked around, but can’t find a gif or video of the particular scene, but all I can think of is Ben Wyatt winning a plain blue t shirt and saying “WOAH! It’s so blue!”

superduperenigma ,

I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENT

Bullshit. You know that mail is regarding the child support payments you’re trying to weasel your way out of.

superduperenigma ,

I genuinely do not understand why you seem to think this video in particular is worth posting over and over again. It’s not even remotely entertaining.

superduperenigma ,

Nothing about sex.

Your post explicitly says Lemmy users would react as pictured because they only hate male billionaires.

superduperenigma ,

Keep in mind, it’s always running, whether you’re playing a game or not!

Not necessarily. You can close the software. You’ll need to restart your computer before launching Valorant, but it absolutely does not need to be running while you aren’t playing.

superduperenigma ,

Power move.

superduperenigma ,

True pro gamers just use

/Project

/Project1

/Project_latest

/Project_final

/Project_final2

/Project_final_forrealthistime

superduperenigma ,

“Don’t you think of us when you read the letter ‘R’?” No, I think of a Rhinoceros.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum

superduperenigma ,

Remember when Apple totally invented rectangles with rounded edges?

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I, among many other people, am now forced to use windows to play my favorite game. I am not going to stop playing so the only choice is to stop using Linux.

the game sucks RN.

League players are such a special breed. “I don’t enjoy this game but I refuse to stop playing and will willingly switch to an entirely different operating system so I can continue to not have fun.”

You do know that you’re allowed to just not keep playing, right?

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