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superduperenigma ,

I’m Cave Johnson, here to personally thank you for volunteering to test Aperture Science’s brand new long range spacetime displacement device. Before we begin, there’s 2 things I need to mention.

First off, there is a non-zero percent, closer to 90, chance that you will end up being a just a random arrangement of atoms after the test. Not in a philosophical way. Just an absolutely random heap of atoms sprawled across the testing chamber floor.

Second, I need to remind you that the waiver you signed is iron clad. You can thank the suits in legal for that.

Now let’s begin!

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13 - for the biggest number they can count to

superduperenigma ,

What’s up with all the boxes around the text?

superduperenigma ,

I’m sorry Hideo Kojima, I simply do not have enough free time to sit through a 6 hour documentary on pre Cold War era geopolitical tensions in between 20 minute gameplay sections.

superduperenigma ,

Where meme

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Don’t know if there’s an equivalent community on Lemmy (and honestly I’m not sure I’d want to see it either way), but /r/QanonCasualties was one of the most depressing subs you would ever see.

Just pages and pages of people either desperately trying to free their loved ones from the clutches of right wing conspiracies or people seeking support after they accept that they’re never going to deprogram their friends and family from cult-like brainwashing. Families torn apart. Marriages in shambles. Lifelong friendships broken.

An absolutely heartbreaking look into how much damage these psyops have caused to so many people.

superduperenigma ,

Gotta make it longer than that. By the time 5 minutes is up they won’t even be sure if it’s real or not.

Give em a few years, just enough time that they’re convinced it’s permanent. Just enough time that their experience with paralysis seems like a fully separate part of their life, a distant dream. Just enough time that they start going most days without even thinking about the fact that they weren’t able to walk at one point.

Then pull the rug out from under them.

superduperenigma ,

Desoxyn is an FDA approved brand-name methamphetamine that is prescribed to treat ADHD and obesity. It’s not very common, and usually ADHD patients will be prescribed some other amphetamine, but meth is schedule II and it is used to treat ADHD in some cases.

www.dea.gov/sites/…/Methamphetamine-2020_0.pdf

superduperenigma ,

Interesting. To be honest, I was basing that primarily on my own anecdotal experiences. Everyone I know whose gotten a prescription for one for some other amphetamine.

superduperenigma ,

when you sue the department, the taxpayers got the bill with little impact on the offending officer.

Police officers and departments should be required to carry professional insurance policies to cover these payouts, just like doctors are required to carry malpractice insurance.

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I’m sure she could put some of that $700M towards buying a private prison and then bribing the cops, the D.A., and the judge to get him sentenced there.

superduperenigma ,

If you’re telling me you didn’t get hard after seeing him do the perfect catch, you’re a fucking liar.

superduperenigma ,

Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says “Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly.”

“I didn’t say Minnie was silly!” Mickey responded. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

superduperenigma ,

If it smells like shit near someone, avoid them.

If it smells like shit near anyone, check the bottom of your shoe.

superduperenigma ,

We also voted to legalize weed and Republicans are trying to kneecap it by removing the right to grow any plants at home, limiting the amount you can carry, and limiting the concentration of THC allowed in any product.

Republicans hate democracy.

superduperenigma ,

We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we’ve been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.

superduperenigma ,

Isn’t bringing people to it a quite important thing ?

That depends on when you ask. When the fediverse is gaining users people on the fediverse would agree. When the fediverse is losing users people on the fediverse will say it’s better if it stays niche.

Pope approves blessings for same-sex couples if the rituals don't resemble marriage (apnews.com)

Pope Francis has formally approved allowing priests to bless same-sex couples, with a new document explaining a radical change in Vatican policy by insisting that people seeking God’s love and mercy shouldn’t be subject to “an exhaustive moral analysis” to receive it....

superduperenigma ,

Don’t worry, officer. I’m not buying poppers and bongs, I’m buying videotape head cleaner and water pipes. Totally different.

Clarence Thomas’ Private Complaints About Money Sparked Fears He Would Resign (www.propublica.org)

After almost a decade on the court, Thomas had grown frustrated with his financial situation, according to friends. He had recently started raising his young grandnephew, and Thomas’ wife was soliciting advice on how to handle the new expenses. The month before, the justice had borrowed $267,000 from a friend to buy a high-end...

superduperenigma ,

Has he tried laying off the avocado toast and making coffee at home?

Body Cameras Were Sold as a Tool of Police Reform. Ten Years Later, Most of the Footage Is Kept From Public View. (www.propublica.org)

At least 1,201 people were killed in 2022 by law enforcement officers, about 100 deaths a month, according to Mapping Police Violence, a nonprofit research group that tracks police killings. ProPublica examined the 101 deaths that occurred in June 2022, a time frame chosen because enough time had elapsed that investigations...

superduperenigma ,

The problem is that the reform was supposed to add accountability. But if the public can’t access the footage and police are free to “accidentally” turn their bodycams off before or “oopsie woopsie I deleted the footage” after they break the law there’s zero accountability, and therefore no meaningful reform.

superduperenigma ,

Trump: Spews actual Nazi rhetoric to crowds of cheering extremists

Media: Donald Trump sure says some saucy, kooky stuff, huh?

Utah Supreme Court says suspects can refuse to hand over phone passwords to the police | Other state Supreme Courts disagree and the case would wind up before the US Supreme Court (www.techspot.com)

Utah Supreme Court says suspects can refuse to hand over phone passwords to the police | Other state Supreme Courts disagree and the case would wind up before the US Supreme Court::undefined

superduperenigma ,

Police: What’s your password

Me: i forgor 💀

superduperenigma ,

Hey, those executives worked very hard on their coloring sheets in business school!

superduperenigma ,

Netflix getting worse

HBO getting worse

Disney + Hulu getting worse

superduperenigma ,

It was his final form

superduperenigma ,

Technically his final form will be much more edible with a crispy exterior and a juicy interior.

superduperenigma ,

.htm is for degenerates

superduperenigma ,

Be careful, you might cut yourself on that edge.

superduperenigma ,

Return to monke

superduperenigma ,

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.”

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/afee1457-24fa-441c-ae56-4b46234a2374.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/69273401-f216-4eec-ba80-73177966c27b.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

pornlemmy.com

superduperenigma ,

I still remember Ajit Pai’s dumbass teeth as he smugly insisted that you’ll still be able to “‘gram’ your food” before covering a Chipotle bowl in a mountain of flaming hot Cheetos and an ocean of Sriracha. And that was one of the least irritating moments of that video. That whole fucking video was basically “you can still waste time with your bread, circuses, and creature comforts, you fucking peasants, now shut up and let the corporations do their thing” while ignoring every legitimate criticism of the decision to gut NN.

superduperenigma ,

Timon is dressed in Hula outfit at one point… Although he is dancing provocatively while Pumbaa holds an apple in his mouth like a ball gag.

superduperenigma ,

Time to make the switch to TempleOS.

superduperenigma ,

You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart, right? The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now.

-Donald Trump, treasonous foreign intelligence asset

superduperenigma ,

For the record, neither do I.

I do, however, find it infuriating that so-called Christians will happily support the death penalty despite it being against their religion, all the while frothing at the mouth over abortions and homosexuality.

superduperenigma ,

Happening to be in the right place at the wrong time and exploiting a tragedy for his own benefit was Rudy’s political bread and butter. 9/11 was a mother load of goodwill for him.

Then he decided to work for Trump, and now he’s a bankrupt pariah who will forever be remembered as the guy who was melting on camera in a landscaping company’s parking lot 100ft from a dildo store.

superduperenigma ,

I feel like that just draws an unnecessary amount of attention to the fact that you’re dining alone. Nothing wrong with dining alone, but I’d feel awkward if the staff were trying to “cover up” the fact that I’m alone.

superduperenigma ,

Nothing pisses me off more than googling some issue I’m having on my computer and all of the results are articles that have a bunch of useless steps to try (that I’ve already tried) followed by a suggestion to download their software.

Fuck you, drivereasy.

superduperenigma ,

Are you dense? You’re making the top pay rate 5 years in vs 22 years in. That’s 17 extra years of getting paid at the top rate. That’s a lot of money.

That’s like saying a Lamborghini is worse than a Honda because you don’t spend as much time accelerating in the Lambo.

superduperenigma ,

How is remaining in an unprofitable market a “loss leader”?

Sometimes you gotta take a small loss for the overall benefit of the company/system.

You really don’t think Twitch did some analysis on this matter before making a decision? Or do you just figure that your uninformed assumptions about their financials are more accurate than their internal analysis? Clearly whatever benefit they were or were not getting from their SK business was not enough to justify the operating costs.

superduperenigma ,

What negative press? They’re no longer going to do business in a particular market for completely normal reasons. This isn’t some kind of scandal, it’s a standard decision for a company to make regarding unprofitable operations. Everyone besides you seems to understand this.

You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

superduperenigma ,

Neither does the person you’re replying to. They probably just learned the term “loss leader” and thought they’d sound smart bringing it up but have no idea how the concept actually works in practice.

superduperenigma ,

Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.

superduperenigma ,

Extremely popular. That rumor spread across North America like wildfire without any Internet to help it along on its journey.

Danish union to take action against Tesla in solidarity with Swedes demanding collective bargaining (abcnews.go.com)

The labor conflict against Tesla in Sweden is spreading to neighboring Denmark where transport workers with the country’s largest trade union said Tuesday they will take action in solidarity with Swedish workers against the Texas-based automaker....

superduperenigma ,

“Everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want… As long as I agree with what they’re saying.”

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