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superduperenigma ,

That’s a good point, but let me offer this as a counterargument: Mammon demands that we offer up the planet and all living species at the sacrificial altar of capitalism and he shall not be denied

superduperenigma ,

You can run for office from prison.

superduperenigma ,

Ya like jazz?

superduperenigma ,

These insurrectionists get sentenced just long enough for a quick meet and greet with the white power prison gangs, then it’s back on the street with their newly energized extremism.

superduperenigma ,

I don’t see any press tags on him in the picture there. Probably because he was an opinion contributor for Blaze rather than an actual journalist.

superduperenigma ,

No, he’s a guy who’s desperately trying to market a crusty old religion to a population that gets more tolerant and progressive with each generation. They’ve just barely started pretending they dont actively hate gay people, it’ll be a few more decades before they do anything like that for trans people.

Funny how God seems to change his mind about social issues whenever the pews start getting empty.

superduperenigma ,

My raise this year: .

Inflation this year: ⚪

Thanks, boss. Appreciate it.

superduperenigma ,

What did the first tower say to the second tower?

“Sorry, can’t talk now. I’ve got a plane to catch!”

superduperenigma ,

Oh yesyesyesyesssssss 🥵

superduperenigma ,

Because Jeff Bezos would rather buy a few more yachts.

superduperenigma ,

There is also an incredibly microscopic, yet non zero chance that a single set of parents could pass on the same exact genes to two separate children conceived at separate times, resulting in 2 genetically identical non-twin siblings.

superduperenigma ,

Oh no. I must have posted something that was t o o s p i c y

superduperenigma ,

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said “do you wanna?”

Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

superduperenigma ,

This is what kicks off the second Civil War in the United States. And just the like first time, those treasonous Emacs Confederates will be decisively defeated.

superduperenigma , (edited )

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Jinux, is in fact, JNU/Jinux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, JNU plus Jinux. Jinux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning JNU system made useful by the JNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the JNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of JNU which is widely used today is often called Jinux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the JNU system, developed by the JNU Project.

There really is a Jinux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Jinux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Jinux is normally used in combination with the JNU operating system: the whole system is basically JNU with Jinux added, or JNU/Jinux. All the so-called Jinux distributions are really distributions of JNU/Jinux!

superduperenigma ,

The Jevil is in the jetails

superduperenigma ,

No it’s not. There’s something else we’re supposed to do to traitors.

“You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart? Right? The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now”

-Donald Trump, advocating for his own execution

superduperenigma ,

Better late than never

superduperenigma ,

If you have to ask

superduperenigma ,

those fast food restaurants

Has anyone other than Wendy’s announced plans to do this?

superduperenigma ,

Spez wouldn’t be into it anyway since I’m not a 15 year old girl.

superduperenigma ,

“Fuck you, here’s a switch port for a Wii U game. It’s $15 more expensive than the original release because fuck you that’s why.”

-Nintendo

superduperenigma ,

What branch of the military are you hoping to serve in during the Water Wars?

superduperenigma ,

If I ever 🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️GO ON 👉👉a murderous 🪓rampage it will BE BECAUSE I was forced to read a 🧱🧱🧱WALL OF text with randomly ⬆️⬆️⬆️ capitalized WORDS and an 😡🤬😡 annoying sprinkling 🍦🍧🍨OF EMOJIS

You can only pick 2 games from steam to play for the rest of your life, what games are they? (sh.itjust.works)

I have a large library of steam games, but yet always come back to Garry mod and ravensfield. I keep coming back for the modded content and every other game is excellent, don’t get me wrong. But a lot of big games like RD2 and watchdogs 2 just seem like such a long time investment. What 2 games do you infinitely come back to?

superduperenigma ,

I feel attacked

superduperenigma ,

“We cannot make contact with anyone who has successfully used our sovcit bullshit to magically acquire a house without paying any money.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fe66cace-792e-4ce1-aae2-38c8e92bfa2d.jpeg

superduperenigma ,

These are the same people who think that freedom of religion means they can force everyone to follow an explicitly Christian set of morals. Their view on freedom of speech is not surprising.

superduperenigma ,

and the chil—

🤨

superduperenigma ,

How to prevent piracy:

  1. make a game that’s not worth pirating in the first place
superduperenigma ,

Final Fantasy: Advent Children Prequel

superduperenigma ,

Even these nutjobs have to understand that not all properties cost the exact same price and there’s no way anyone has actually pulled it off.

These people believe you can sign some magic tax forms and it’ll automatically foreclose any debt you owe to other people.

This guy probably figured that if he could secure a home loan he could pay it off the next day with a 1099A form.

superduperenigma ,

:---------)

Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway (www.cnn.com)

Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but filed to go public anyway::Reddit, the message board site known for its chronically online userbase and for originating much internet discourse, filed for its long-anticipated initial public offering on Thursday.

superduperenigma ,

I still remember clicking a bunch of irrelevant ads for knives and other weird shit on a forum I visited regularly because the owner said they get slightly more money when ads get clicked on site.

I’m doing my part!

Judge formally says Trump owes $454 million in civil fraud case, countdown starts for him to put up the money for appeal (www.cnn.com)

A New York judge on Friday formally ordered Donald Trump to pay $454 million, including interest, a move that will give the former president one month to post nearly half a billion dollars to appeal the fraud verdict....

superduperenigma ,

Well if you ask the banks he’s got at least a bazillion dollars worth of property. And if you ask the IRS he has at least fifty dollars worth of property.

superduperenigma ,

But it’s good to have a few excuses ready to go.

superduperenigma ,

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

If you’re convicted of criminal activity you’d be smart to include that in your taxes. The last thing you need is to be convicted of tax fraud in addition to getting convicted of drug trafficking. If the government already has a record of you profiting from criminal activity, make sure you give them their cut.

superduperenigma ,

It’s a TERRIBLE investment.

“We are not profitable”

-Spez, certified jailbait aficionado

superduperenigma ,

Cool, now explain away his decision to make a custom award specifically for the main mod of jailbait.

Also, fuck no I’m not giving him the benefit of the doubt over his own jailbait moderator status. No way he and the rest of the staff were not aware of that at any time.

superduperenigma ,

Spez is straight up luring the userbase into a rug pull scam.

Plenty of rubes will fall for it and the stock will be overvalued for a short period of time, then the institutional investors will pull out, then the rubes will panic sell, then institutional investors will slowly buy back in a little bit and it’ll eventually reach some kind of baseline but never get back to where the redditors bought in at.

I just hope I can get some good puts in before the rug pull happens.

superduperenigma , (edited )

God gave Samson superpowers for having long hair.

superduperenigma ,

YandereDev coding chess.

Also who has a variable to store an input and decides to name it “player”?

superduperenigma ,

Onlyfans

superduperenigma ,

These feet were made for walking

That’s just what they’ll do

One of these days (if you pay me 5 figures plus travel expenses) these feet are gonna

Walk all over you

superduperenigma ,

His loyalty isn’t divided at all, he’s 100% loyal to money.

superduperenigma OP ,

Nooooo!! If you don’t like seeing the same 3 jokes every single day for a week you’re a billionaire shill and cop bootlicker!

🥱

superduperenigma ,

But what does Mr. Translating have to say about the situation?

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