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UtMan1988 ,

I hope Billy remembers mine…

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

Implying that Steely Dan can find people, even beyond the grave

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Lucky I still remember Sylvia’s mother’s number, unfortunately I’m all out of small change for the pay phone.

TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

Save your change. Mrs. Avery is busy, too busy to come to the phone.

Akasazh , (edited )
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

But I’m very sure a couple of more minutes of pathetic whinging will convince the mother of my beloved (who won’t speak to me in the phone) that I’m hubby material, and will convince her to date me.

… it’s a very silly love song. Maybe you’d retroactively call it a simp song.

There must be a modern day song about a boy buying digital tokens in twitch or OnlyFans to convince her of his admiration.

Hear me out: Silvia’s moderator.

^above is a reconstruction of a shower thought I just had

moody ,

Ok, but I’m looking for Jenny’s number.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

8675309 my dude

son_named_bort ,

Guess he had a change of heart.

Draegur ,

it’s the only one you’ll want.

maybe you’ll use it, if you feel better.

Faceman2K23 ,
@Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This is a good meme.

bobby_hill ,

Come on, Ricky, this is basic shit

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