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01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

RFC 2324

beeng ,

Caffeine - switched on

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

418 I’m a teapot

Lexam ,

Moccamaster, this is the way.

bitsplease ,

Drinking coffee from my Moccamaster as I type 👌

Only drip machine I’ve found that can rival a good Ole fashioned pourover

whyNotSquirrel ,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s just a sticker right, or does a coffee machine really need an OS, I’m a little bit confused 😅

general_kitten ,

that is a moccamaster machine so i think it has only simple electronics. i would be surprised if there were even a small microcontroller in that machine.

Anticorp ,

There isn’t. It’s one of the simplest coffee makers out there, also one of the nicest and most reliable, hence the $300 price tag.

LunchEnjoyer OP ,
@LunchEnjoyer@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry to ruin your dreams… It’s _just_a sticker 😢

UtMan1988 ,

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can’t stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

IuseArchbtw ,

Ubuntu would be a very sour taste, many acids

LunchEnjoyer OP ,
@LunchEnjoyer@lemmy.world avatar

Hahaha good one 😅

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

So sour it deletes your taste buds

nxdefiant ,

Red hat is the free coffee you get in the office at IBM

A_s_h_k_a_n ,
@A_s_h_k_a_n@persiansmastodon.com avatar

@nxdefiant @UtMan1988
I think arch would taste like a cold lemonade!

kittenzrulz123 ,

Mint would be cinnamon flavored

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It’s the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

It’s not a coffee but it’s close enough.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Do you get it?

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I’m with my family.

kittenzrulz123 ,

I was referencing cinnamon

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Oh.

I’ve tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

kittenzrulz123 ,

I personally prefer KDE Plasma for the customizability

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Same.

Backslash ,

Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you’d like a coffee. It’s the best damn thing you’ve ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it’s around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago

callyral ,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

linux from scratch (not technically a distro): tastes like a coffee plant

Anticorp ,

Arch is third wave single origin that can only be fully appreciated by hand-grinding the beans and using a Chemex pour over preparation method.

BestBouclettes ,

Debian would be like precisely made drip coffee. Really consistent taste, very little variation, always good.

Streetdog ,
@Streetdog@lemmy.world avatar

Better have some good CUPS.

pastermil ,

this should keep you SANE

RagingToad ,

Moccamaster is the best coffee

signalsayge ,

Just make sure it’s RFC 2324 compliant. You don’t want it throwing any HTTP 418 error messages.

poweruser ,

TIL about error 418:

“I’m a teapot This server is a teapot, and it cannot brew coffee.”

Apparently it was originally added as an April fools joke way back in 1998 but technically it is a valid error message that sites can actually use!

themusicman ,

Sites can use anything - they’re just numbers ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Nibodhika ,

I came to post exactly this!

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