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People would use "Hide all political posts and comments" more often than any other filter

The people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their farts

Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.

Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.

Bald people save a lot of money on shampoo.

The 3 little pigs would all have died were it not for the valiant efforts of the first 2 in stalling the big bad wolf.

Those bricks take time.

Getting lost in thought is kinda like wearing headphones without headphones

The world fades into the background as your thoughts envelope you, and if you’re a musician imagining your music, maybe it’s closer to that than I’d have thought. =O

Cowboys in westerns always have standoffs because the one who draws first attempts murder, to draw second is justified self-defense

Everyone is armed all the time and that’s normal, but to draw a weapon is an overt hostile act. A standoff therefore is a game of chicken because both want to kill each other and you want to draw first to have the highest chance of surviving, but even a bandit will hesitate to add a felony murder charge to their rap sheet. The...

Before mirrors were invented, almost no one had ever seen their own asshole

Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.

A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.

It can also do time travel.

I wonder what fish and sharks think of whales and dolphins that have to surface to breath. I can totally see it "get out of here air breather, go hug the surface."

The new name of twitter is „X, former known as ‚twitter‘“

Most people unconciously associate the pause symbol (Two vertical lines) as currently playing and the playing symbol (sideways triangle) as paused.

Even if you don't do anything special, you could be the catalyst for someone else to do something special.

Just wondering about how my life could have touched someone else’s and I realized this. Maybe you’re just joking around online and mention something that triggers an idea in someone else that leads to revolutionary new things that impact humans everywhere. Even if you’re forgotten, or uncredited, you had a meaningful...

Since the invention of the printing press and mass-produced books in the 15th century, silent letters/syllables in written texts have unnecessarily hastened deforestation

If Jesus is the son of God and Satan is the oposite of God, a literal antichrist would be Satan's father, which would be God since God gave life to Satan

Edit: grammar

Gonna be a whole generation of artists and musicians who think their art isn't good because of the way algorithms work online

Used to be that great art attracts great attention. However I see many bands who are amazing who get something like 2 plays on youtube, or their tweets sink without a trace. I wonder how many of these young kids are gonna give up their artform because of this?

Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?

Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.

Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.

Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....

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