If number of undiagnosed neurodivergent people proves to be significant portion, neurotypical means just people who won the standards war of communication protocol
We never know the number of undiagnosed, many may be just capable of pretending but suffering.
packets of ketchup are super wasteful
The grams of waste per teaspoon of ketchup seems high....
Marketing is in large part what necessitates marketing to begin with.
A few genuine signals quickly become noise as everyone tries to be heard, demanding more and louder signals to stand out.
The idiom of "doesn't grow on trees" as a metaphor for scarcity falls apart when you realize that food does grow on trees yet is still very scarce.
Extremely not-fun fact: collectively, humanity currently produces more than enough food for every person. But a huge part of it is either wasted or inaccessible by people that need them, which usually results in them not going to anyone and being wasted, which is why we still have food scarcity.
The prevalence of touchscreens has probably resulted in a decrease in average fingernail length
I feel like I used to see a lot of women with super long nails struggling to use their touchscreen phones. I’m sure at least some of them have chosen slightly shorter nails to make it easier.
We should stop saying "The customer is always right" because it's not true
In the grand scheme of things, the customer may have slightly more pull than the cashier ringing up their order, but it’s the CEO and the board of directors that control the narrative. That’s why we’re getting bigger and less fuel efficient vehicles, bigger and more fattening meal portions in restaurants, and bigger less...
In the future, the artists of retro-looking videos will artificially add compression artifacts instead of film grain.
You could have a natural talent for something you will never attempt
When you first see what image-generating AIs can do, you feel bad for real artists; after playing around with it, you envy them.
I ate 6 donuts today. I wonder if this is how it feels to be a cop.
Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself
Compared to fountain pens and ballpoints, "Sharpies" are actually the least sharp pen type.
Why don't planes have a switch beside the call button that you can choose between "wake me up for meal service" or "leave me alone?"
We've transitioned from celebrating scientific pioneers in the 19th-20th century to venerating capitalist CEOs in the 20th century who amassed wealth through market domination and reduced wages.
Parents used to warn their kids that literature would rot their brains. Then it was the radio, TV, and video games. Now it's TikTok.
Socrates bemoaned those young’ns who had the audacity to read their Homer, instead of memorizing it....
If nudity weren’t as taboo as it is, most political rant TikToks would be filmed in the shower, instead of in the car
The youngest picture of you is actually your oldest picture.
Shopping carts should have slots on the side for reusable bags. They always seem to sink to the bottom of the cart
Calling people online and internet personalities by their usernames are the closest thing we have to super heroe identities.
"Made with love" or "designed with love" should require by law that no AI was involved in the production/design process.
Post was made with love :*
If someone's wearing a smart-watch and you scare them, you can measure your scare efficiency by their heartrate. Go for a highscore!
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway