Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
Bald people save a lot of money on shampoo.
The 3 little pigs would all have died were it not for the valiant efforts of the first 2 in stalling the big bad wolf.
Those bricks take time.
Getting lost in thought is kinda like wearing headphones without headphones
The world fades into the background as your thoughts envelope you, and if you’re a musician imagining your music, maybe it’s closer to that than I’d have thought. =O
Cowboys in westerns always have standoffs because the one who draws first attempts murder, to draw second is justified self-defense
Everyone is armed all the time and that’s normal, but to draw a weapon is an overt hostile act. A standoff therefore is a game of chicken because both want to kill each other and you want to draw first to have the highest chance of surviving, but even a bandit will hesitate to add a felony murder charge to their rap sheet. The...
Before mirrors were invented, almost no one had ever seen their own asshole
Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.
A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.
It can also do time travel.
I wonder what fish and sharks think of whales and dolphins that have to surface to breath. I can totally see it "get out of here air breather, go hug the surface."
The new name of twitter is „X, former known as ‚twitter‘“
Most people unconciously associate the pause symbol (Two vertical lines) as currently playing and the playing symbol (sideways triangle) as paused.
Even if you don't do anything special, you could be the catalyst for someone else to do something special.
Just wondering about how my life could have touched someone else’s and I realized this. Maybe you’re just joking around online and mention something that triggers an idea in someone else that leads to revolutionary new things that impact humans everywhere. Even if you’re forgotten, or uncredited, you had a meaningful...
Since the invention of the printing press and mass-produced books in the 15th century, silent letters/syllables in written texts have unnecessarily hastened deforestation
If Jesus is the son of God and Satan is the oposite of God, a literal antichrist would be Satan's father, which would be God since God gave life to Satan
Edit: grammar
Gonna be a whole generation of artists and musicians who think their art isn't good because of the way algorithms work online
Used to be that great art attracts great attention. However I see many bands who are amazing who get something like 2 plays on youtube, or their tweets sink without a trace. I wonder how many of these young kids are gonna give up their artform because of this?
Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.
Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.
Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....
Today could be one of those boring ol' happy days I might one day randomly reminisce about in the future.
Sometimes my brain hits me with the most mundane memories, and even those bring comfort & nostalgia at times. Trying to appreciate all the little things and enjoy the moment.
Languages without the letter U can't call it a U turn.
Public Libraries were the original Freemium model.
Free to read all you want in-house, but if you want to take some home, you gotta pony up for that card....
Isn't it weird that we have exactly five fingers and five toes on each hand and foot.
I mean why 5, why 5 on each limb, why not 4 or 6. Why do our feet also have 5. Whats with our body being so symmetrical....
Wireless Shower Head
If you were to make a wireless shower head, would it have hydrogen molecules and suck in the oxygen from the air to create water? Would you have to recharge it with hydrogen?
A religion is just a meme that people take seriously.
Saying you feel like a million bucks is like 'meh' in today's economy.
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....