They should build ev charging stations with a drive in theater so you can watch a movie as you're charging up to continue your road trip
When I was a kid I identified old TV shows because they were black and white...
These days, kids identify them by the aspect ratio.
Orange chicken is just chicken nuggets tossed in sauce.
"God works in mysterious ways" basically means "this doesn't make any sense to me, but I'm gonna ignore it"
Side note, does it count as a shower thought when it was conceived while sitting on the toilet? Do we have toilet-sitting-thoughts communities?
Because of smartphones, pocket TVs were never a thing.
As a kid I imagined the future as being able to hold a TV in your pocket, and flying skateboards. For the latter I guess electric scooters will have to do
why don't people say mega meters
How come people say 5,000 km and not 5 Mm?...
When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other
Linux users are the vegans of the computer world
“As a Linux user…”...
We always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodies
Since nobody likes calling it X, why don't we call the platform "ex-twitter"? That way it's technically true, and everybody knows what you're talking about.
or maybe eX-twitter
It's actually wholesome that early internet most famous meme/ viral video is a song about "never giving someone up and never letting them down"
No one has predicted the end of the world in a while.
Maybe it was someone from the future.
The US population only accounts for 4.2% of the world.
someone was alive and died the most painful way possible
The Bible story of the apple was probably originally a birds-and-the-bees type talk. Probably for girls.
The snake (of the trouser variety) tempts Eve with the forbidden fruit (hanky panky) that she shares with Adam. The consequence of which is painful childbirth....
Magnetism only feels like magic, because we don't have biological sensors for it
Think about it. Isn’t light+eyes and ears+sound just the same in terms of their “influence at a distance”? We don’t feel that as abnormal or magic - simply because we’ve sensors for them and are used to it. But physically speaking light and magnetism are based on electromagnetic forces.
Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices
If everyone had access to healthcare the net benefit of treating the mental illness and other disabilities holding them back would easily cover the cost of the healthcare itself.
We keep measuring everything's value with something that continuously loses value over time
It’s becoming really annoying.
People from other cultures who revere cows must feel the same way about beef as we feel about eating dogs.
The real beef.
Wireless Shower Head
If you were to make a wireless shower head, would it have hydrogen molecules and suck in the oxygen from the air to create water? Would you have to recharge it with hydrogen?
Despite being metric, Celsius is barely used with a prefix when describing temps high enough to warrant it
It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna.
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