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LoremIpsumGenerator , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

How to turn off that vim wand

Kerb ,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe

Canadian_Cabinet ,

I’m a micro fan myself, but I imagine that’ll give the same results

trollercoaster , (edited )

␛⃣ :q! ⏎⃣

Zink ,

Why doesn’t this damn thing have a simple off switch like everything else?

Greybeard/greypube: “Ahhctually it is fast and simple and it’s not funny that noobs can’t rtfm. How hard is it to remember squeeze, twist, remove?”

trollercoaster , (edited ) in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor

Great, now consulting a search engine on questions about vim the text editor will yield equally awkward results as consulting a search engine on matters concerning latex the typesetting system.

unexposedhazard ,

Other examples that are horrible to search for:

matrix/element (yields html coding and other unrelated info)

Signal (pretty common term for anything but the secure messenger)

Finadil ,

Shit, I remember googling “How to kill a child”, my next search was “How to kill a child process.” I’m probably on a list somewhere.

devilish666 OP ,

1703592856000-1703690910277

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I think we’ve all been at a point like this

Flipper ,

While I understand the idea behind the naming scheme of matrix, it’s an awful name. The naming behind synapse/dendrite is better I believe. But I don’t have a better idea.

unexposedhazard ,

It was renamed, thats what pisses me off. The client was renamed from riot (much more unique in software context) to element. I assume riot was not investor friendly which is a lame ass reason too.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

For matrix i only got the movie’s as a result

bjoern_tantau , in I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Another thing that’s hard to quit.

ICastFist , in Shiiieeettt....
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D

xav , in Shiiieeettt....

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

spongebue ,

If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!

fluxion ,

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

treechicken , in Shiiieeettt....
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s

mox , in Shiiieeettt....

What language is that?

treechicken ,
@treechicken@lemmy.world avatar

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose ,

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane ,

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose ,

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

Psychodelic , in Shiiieeettt....

I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me

lol. That was good

recursive_recursion , in Shiiieeettt....
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

“eh we’ll fix it in post”

post:

Toes , in Shiiieeettt....

But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Glad I’m not the only one working on the server

Flax_vert , in The falsehoods of a senior developer

Embrace agile programming. Add what the customer wants and laugh at their poor decisions.

etenil ,

Conan what is best in life?

psmgx ,

to paraphrase hl mencken: ask and ye shall receive – and receive it good and hard

BigBenis , in Old xkcd, I can't see it ever not being relevant

It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere!

Blue_Morpho ,

gazpacho soup?

FrostKing , in Normal day in the life of a developer

I always feel bad about how much I have to look up until I look at any programmer based forum. Then, I feel at home lol

ILikeBoobies , in The falsehoods of a senior developer

cs12.pikabu.ru/…/1672170826126840186.jpg

Tried to find a source but this is the closest I got

Robert7301201 ,

Here you go. theycantalk.com/post/…/predicament

ILikeBoobies ,

So both images removed the watermark

Sad

THE_MASTERMIND , in The falsehoods of a senior developer
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Gulp

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