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Worx , in Stop using floats

The only reason for floating point numbers is to use your laptop as a life buoy

bilboswaggings , in What’s in a name?

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

NegativeLookBehind , in What’s in a name?
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Brainfuck

Alexstarfire , in What’s in a name?

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

watson387 , in What’s in a name?
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Boolean ftw XD

Annoyed_Crabby , in What’s in a name?

404

victorz ,

I’ve seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

victorz ,

Definitely 😊 Hope you’re well!

shotgun_crab , in What’s in a name?

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

lugal , in What’s in a name?

“Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child

over_clox ,

OOP issues LOL!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pointer, where is This, your other sibling?

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

They’re with Self and Construct.

kibiz0r ,

Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing.

TruthAintEasy , in What’s in a name?
@TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

einlander ,

But what if they write sins instead?

Lemminary , in What’s in a name?

I’m naming mine 1337Code jr

victorz ,

Kind of has the same cadence to it as James Bond Jr. I like it.

xmunk ,

For some reason I got an out of bounds memory exception when trying to dereference the parent.

JackGreenEarth , in What’s in a name?

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

rockSlayer ,

They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names

whereBeWaldo ,

Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss

Zangoose ,

You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them.

NocturnalMorning , in Stop using floats

Uhm, I haven’t programmed in a low level language in years. I use python for my job now, and all I know are floats and ints. I don’t know what this foreign language is you speak of.

SonicBlue03 , in What’s in a name?

This reminded me I haven’t heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Ain’t that the right way to spell it?

SonicBlue03 ,

I think either way is perfectly acceptable. He just prefers Fubar and who am I to argue?

De_Narm , in What’s in a name?

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Haskell is an awesome name for a baby

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Oberon and Pascal, too. Or TurboPascal if you want to go the extra mile.

xmunk ,

Don’t forget Elm!

pkill , (edited )
  • Monad
  • Functor
  • Lambda
  • Pure
  • Lisp
  • Recur
  • Arity
  • Memo
  • Transduce
  • Lein
  • Cabal
  • Akka
  • Eval
over_clox , in What’s in a name?

Don’t forget LOLCode (yes that’s a thing)

WeirdAlex03 , (edited )
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

Brainfuck has entered the chat

mexicancartel ,

Motherfucker how many //es do you have to put with https: its crashing my lemmy app when trying to open.

Have you Brainfucked the link?

WeirdAlex03 ,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

I did not include any //es with the https:, but I put just the one usual pair with the ttps:. Oh. Hmm. Yes, it appears I have indeed Brainfucked the link

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