Shiiieeettt....

van2z , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

Source?

Edit - found - www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/

Venator , 4 months ago

old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/

FTFY

ICastFist , 4 months ago

At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D

xav , 4 months ago

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

spongebue , 4 months ago

If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!

fluxion , 4 months ago

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

treechicken , 4 months ago

Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s

mox , 4 months ago

What language is that?

treechicken , 4 months ago

Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)

Zangoose , 4 months ago

Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls

paperplane , 4 months ago

or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t

Zangoose , 4 months ago

Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)

Psychodelic , 4 months ago

I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me

lol. That was good

recursive_recursion , 4 months ago

“eh we’ll fix it in post”

post:

Toes , 4 months ago

But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.

tsonfeir , 4 months ago

Glad I’m not the only one working on the server