programmer_humor

deegeese , 5 months ago in Lights bulbs

Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.

nifty OP , 5 months ago

Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!

OpenStars , 5 months ago in Lights bulbs

git add cry

git commit -m “nobody but me will read this anyway”

git push

git end-of-line :-|

Potatos_are_not_friends , 5 months ago

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

Jimmyeatsausage , 5 months ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

theneverfox , 5 months ago

I’ve literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

MechanicalJester , 5 months ago in Lights bulbs

Oof ouch owie

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 5 months ago in What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app?

the cursed postimage

mellowheat , 5 months ago in onlick

that’s what she said

ChickenLadyLovesLife , 5 months ago in Lights bulbs

I didn’t stop working when I burned out … I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can’t be replaced by AI. sob

jadero , 5 months ago

Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)

jimmydoreisalefty , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/946b46b5-225f-4409-a9ad-be251b5ed32b.webm

jimmydoreisalefty , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

“I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

sdtimes.com/…/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-f…

half_built_pyramids , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

This is aunix system I know this

Deceptichum , 5 months ago

https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

JoMomma , 5 months ago

Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

VampyreOfNazareth , 5 months ago

Member bespin city

bloubz , 5 months ago

Can this run on macOS?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , 5 months ago

UNIX-like system.

mitchty , 5 months ago

I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

FunkyMonk , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

AmidFuror , 5 months ago

Oh, Mr. Arnold.

WeirdAlex03 , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

There’s always a relevant xkcd:
https://xkcd.com/292/

(actually quite a few in this case…)

HotsauceHurricane , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

Malgas , 5 months ago

Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

AVincentInSpace , 5 months ago

40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

jaybone , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

I just chain smoke on my 286

Steamymoomilk , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

(*geting eaten by dinosaur)*At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!

const_void , 5 months ago in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too